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[Elisha Cuthbert]

this theard is over a year old,how does this work

damn...maybe i do need to write more.

 

[SapphirePrima]

this theard is over a year old,how does this work

Master Cheif, Soc, and co write an epp/edit every 4 months. And you could make a character but you might not see your character for like 1 year or so

 

[tzarinna]

Okay,thanks

 

[Master Chief]

No, no. I'm working on the edit now, just a few touch ups instead of full rewrites.

lol, it should be like that all the time.

 

[Socrates]

EPISODE 11: THE LAST OF THE MEATBAGS​

FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
EXT. STREET
A cool-looking Jamaican guy, playing on drums, sits alone on a dark street corner. Spork runs out from an alley, looking drunk. He fixes his sight on the Jamaican guy.

SPORK
...Hey buddy, do you believe in Santa Claus?​

The Jamaican guy continues playing the drums. Spork looks around, noticing how deserted the street is. He goes back into the alley. He comes back out almost instantly, holding a glass bottle in his hand.

SPORK
I asked you a question, motherf**ker!​

Spork goes over to the Jamaican guy and breaks the bottle over his head. He unzips his pants and pisses on the poor guy, giggling random words out of his drooling mouth. Spork shakes, then spits on the guy. On the opposite street, a woman, Pira, wearing a white blouse and drenched in water, walks over to Spork. In slow motion.

SPORK
Hey baby.​

As Pira gets closer to Spork she begins to unbutton her shirt, while "After Hours" by Rilo Kiley plays in the backround.

PIRA
You know how much I've always liked you, Spork...​

CUT TO: INT. BATHROOM STALL
A man is sitting on the toilet, *********ing furiously. Then he stops for no apparent reason, and stares at his hand.

TWITCH
Why do I have five fingers?​

Suddenly, the bathroom stall is kicked in Van Damme-style. In walks Teddy, a small teddy bear.

TWITCH
Aahhh!

TEDDY
*********ing furiously, you were--

TWITCH
What the f**k?​

Teddy ***** his head to the side.

TWITCH
Are you real?!

TEDDY
Aah, figments of someone's imagination, we are.​

FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
INT. STAIRWAY - CONTINUOUS
Spork awakens with a jolt; Sweat pours down his face. Pira lays next to him in a blanket. Spork wipes the hair out of her face, smiles, and gets up.

INT. TOP FLOOR - CONTINUOUS
He yawns as he reaches the top, and lazily looks around. Sunlight shines down on him from the rooftops, reflecting on his face. He walks up onto the attic-like room.

SPORK
Teddy?​

No reply.

SPORK
This is important, damn you.​

Spork scratches his head.

SPORK
My penis has been speaking to me lately, and yesterday, it said, "You'd be a miserable loser without me; without motivation." Which was depressing...​

Still no reply.

SPORK
Ah, you’re not even here are you?​

And then he sees it lying on the floor. It is a Teddy Bear with a bullet hole in the middle, with smoke issuing from it.

SPORK
What the fu--?​

And then, Spork is smacked over the head, and he falls through the floor and down into eternity.

FADE TO BLACK
FLASHBACK
INT. PLANE - DAY
Spork walks down the plane, past the crystal meth, and walks into the cockpit. Spork's new partner, Victor Von Doom, sits in the pilots chair messing with his headgear.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Hey ******! Put on your goddamn gear, and stop standing there.

SPORK
Oh yeah, sorry.​

Victor shakes his head. Spork sits down and looks at his reflection in the mirror. He stares at it for a long time, thinking.

VICTOR VON DOOM
PUT ON THAT GODDAMN GEAR!​

Spork puts on his pilot gear, while Victor puts his head into his hand.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Great, I ask for a partner and I get this guy.​

Then they take off, and Spork looks down at the streets and the city below, knowing that he’ll never see them again.

FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
A MAN'S BLUE EYES LAZILY OPEN
INT. STAIRWAY - DAY
Decaying pieces of matter lie scattered about all over. Spork turns on his side, in agony. Then he looks up and his expression turns into one of puzzlement. Standing there is Pira, wrapped in her blanket. Spork wipes off some dust and gets up.

SPORK
Pira?

PIRA
How... how did you get down here?​

Spork points upwards.

SPORK
Er, I fell through your roof.​

Silence.

SPORK
Hey, you haven’t seen any teddy bears around, have you?

PIRA
Have I seen any what?

SPORK
I'm looking for this... uh, teddy bear. Seen one around here?

PIRA
No, Spork. I haven't. Listen. You should leave soon... okay? I have to get dressed, an--

SPORK
Right. Okay. I'll just... leave, then.​

Spork starts walking up the stairs, and stops halfway.

SPORK
Pira? You know the airplane that I landed here on?

PIRA
What about it?

SPORK
What if it didn’t exist?

PIRA
What do you mean?

SPORK
Nevermind, it’s not important. I’ll talk to you later, Pira.​

FADE TO BLACK
FLASHBACK
INT. COCKPIT - CONTINUOUS
Spork is sitting next to Victor in the cockpit, singing to himself.

SPORK (Singing)
--the b**ch said something to make me mad. She said something that I couldn't believe, so I grabbed that stupid b--

VICTOR VON DOOM
What are you singing?

SPORK
I was reminiscing, actually...

VICTOR VON DOOM
Listen, our next dispatch is in Texas. There’s a powerful meth dealer there that owns a casino. We’re going to be meeting him at his card table.

SPORK
So... what exactly do you want me to do?

VICTOR VON DOOM
How the **** am I supposed to know?!​

FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
INT. TOP FLOOR - DAY
Spork walks up into the top floor of the Hype, and waiting for him is Teddy, sitting on top of a box in the middle of the room.

TEDDY
Imagine you're feeling a sense of anger I do.

SPORK
That’s very receptive of you, you stuffed plastic ****e. Tell me; just what the hell is going on?

TEDDY
Summoned you have been.

SPORK
Summoned? What the f**k does that even mean?

TEDDY
Sorry I am. Too late it is to give up. Asked for training you have. Prepare yourself you must.

SPORK
Prepare myself for what? Oh, this is such bullcrap.

Teddy shakes his head in agreement.

TEDDY
Bullcrap it is indeed.​

Teddy then disappears completely, leaving Spork to scratch his head.

SPORK
Teddy? Hello?​

A sharp, feminine squeal breaks Spork’s concentration. It’s coming from the stairs. Spork walks forward, going down into the staircase below. He stops at the stair, pulls out a gun and aims and walks forward.

INT. STAIRCASE - DAY
Spork walks down the staircase, keeping his gun in front of him. Now there is a sound of sharp masculine laughter.

MAN (O.S.)
Spork, you *****, I knew you would bring a gun.

SPORK
Where is she, Matrix?​

Matrix walks slowly out of some shadows, wearing a tuxedo and top hat. Looking very much like Fred Astaire.

MATRIX
Oh let’s not worry about that, daddio. Why don’t you look after ole number one, just like you always have. Am I right, my man?

SPORK
Where is she, Matrix?

MATRIX
Ah, now you’re assuming she’s alive. Which is a bad sign. Would you like to see what has happened?

SPORK
You bas--​

Spork shoots twice. We see shock come onto Spork’s face. Matrix has vanished. Down on the ground Pira is crying in fear. She looks up at him with hatred as tears pour down her face.

SPORK
Pira...?

PIRA
Why did you try to shoot me?​

And behind her a bullet-hole is imprinted upon the wall.

FADE TO BLACK
FLASHBACK
EXT. AIRPLANE - CONTINUOUS
Spork and Victor walk out of the plane wearing Posh 1980's Suits. Walking in slow motion, looking real pimp.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Don’t do anything stupid. Clerk runs his criminal empire with an iron hand.

SPORK
Okay, gotcha.​

INT. CASINO - CONTINUOUS
Spork and Victor walk into the casino. Over at HWD's Pub and Bar, awaits Clerk. Drinking a beer and wearing a white tuxedo. Behind him, sit two girls wearing promiscuous clothing.

CLERK
Victor. Long time, no see. Who’s the lackey?

SPORK
What the fu--

VICTOR VON DOOM
Oh him? He's new. Let's just get this over with. You don't like me, and you know I don't like you.

CLERK
But Victor. We are gentlemen, I’m sure we can handle ourselves just as I have handled this beer.

VICTOR VON DOOM
We'll make the trade, and then we're out of here.

CLERK
Ah, business. Is that all you can ever think about? You need to calm down, and relax.​

Clerk and Victor continue speaking, and the two girls walk over to Spork. Spork seems very unconfident as they put their hands across his shoulder.

HISPANIC GIRL
Hello, my name is Cindy, and this my friend, Cindy.

SPORK
Uh... Hi, Cindy.

CINDY
Now say hi to Cindy.

SPORK
Hi Cindy.​

Victor turns around.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Spork, what the hell are you doing?

CLERK
Just ignore him, 20 fingered man. We do have business to do after all.​

Spork continues speaking with Cindy and Cindy.

CINDY
Tell us, Spork. Have you ever been with a woman?

SPORK
Uh...​

INT. HOTEL SUITE - NIGHT
Cindy throws Spork onto the bed, ripping off his shirt and kissing him all over. Spork looks up confused. Cindy 2 comes in the room with two other women.

CINDY
Spork, these are our friends Jessica and Jessica. They have some questions for you.

SPORK
Questions?

JESSICA
Tell us where your meth shipment is coming from.

CINDY
Yes Spork, tell us.​

Spork looks up at the Cindy on top of him, she starts un-dressing herself.

SPORK
Okay.​

FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
INT. STAIRWAY - DAY
Spork stands over Pira, the gun in his hand. On the floor, Pira, crying in fear.

PIRA
Spork...​

Spork grimaces.

SPORK
Teddy did this to us. Pira, look. You need to stay here.​

Spork heads for the stairs, but Pira stops him.

PIRA
I've been thinking about the things you said earlier. You may have been right.​

Spork nods, and races upstairs.

INT. TOP FLOOR - DAY

SPORK
WHERE ARE YOU TEDDY?

TEDDY (O.S.)
Weapon you must choose Spork. More wisely this time should your choosing be.​

Teddy jumps out of the shadows and dropkicks Spork in the face. Spork lashes out in anger, only to see that he is no longer there.

SPORK
Okay, you want to go? Let’s go.​

Spork walks up to the weapons rack and opens it. He withdraws a katana, unsheathing it. A kick lashes out on the back of Spork’s head.

TEDDY
Let your guard down you have.​

Sporks turns around, only to find that Teddy too has a sword, long and twice the stuffed animal’s size. Spork takes a step backwards.

SPORK
Let’s go, old man.​

They charge at each other, swords clashing. Teddy jumps upwards onto Spork’s sword, summersaults in the air and kicks him in the face with both of his feet. Spork, angry, swings his sword at the bear but Teddy blocks with his sword. Teddy appears to be levitating in the air.

TEDDY
Proved yourself to be much better than I once thought you could be, yes. Your power is great, control it you must. Hmm-hm.

SPORK
Stop it with the hypocritical Chinese Gandhi bulls**t already. I've heard it enough times.​

Teddy jumps back and forth, escaping everyone of Spork’s blows. Teddy jumps up to the highest box at the side of the room. Spork stops. Calming himself down.

TEDDY
Out of control you have gotten. But like you Spork I do. Proven yourself worthy you have.

SPORK
Worthy of what?

TEDDY
Becoming my successor.

SPORK
No.​

Spork kicks over the boxes, sending them flying across the room. Teddy jumps onto his face, hugging it.

TEDDY
Join me you must. Hm, hmm!

SPORK
No!​

Spork rips Teddy off his face. He kicks him in the stomach, sending Teddy flying across the room until his back collides with the wall. Bending down, Spork picks up his sword. Teddy watches him and smiles.

TEDDY
Alas, gotten too good for me you have. Training complete it is. Now set you free I must.

SPORK
Set me free from what?

TEDDY
Yourself.​

In a flash Teddy jumps up and kicks Spork in the stomach. He falls backwards, down a hole, falling forever.

 

[Socrates]

FADE TO BLACK
FLASHBACK
INT. HOTEL SUITE - CONTINUOUS
Spork lies spread out on the bad , staring happily up at the ceiling. He starts to look around the room; condoms, womens underwear, bottles of liquor and a joint.

VICTOR VON DOOM (O.S.)
Where the f**k have you been?​

Spork then notices Victor standing in the room.

SPORK
Did I ever tell you that I’m super hot?

VICTOR VON DOOM
I swear to god, Spork...

SPORK
Cause I am dude, you know. Sexy as hell.

VICTOR VON DOOM
What happened in here? And why am I even asking?

SPORK
I had a rendevous with Clerk’s sexy assistants. All they wanted was for me to answer a few questions.​

Victor slowly turns his head to turn around and look at his partner.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Oh god... you didn't. Please tell me, you didn't?

SPORK
I told them everything. And then they showed me their nipples.​

Victor's face turns into a shade of purple.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Do you realize what it is you've done, dammit?

SPORK
Yes. I’ve had sex for the first time, and it was an orgy.​

RESTAURANT - DAY
Chuck Jones’s restaurant is crowded with people, most of them eager children. At one end there is a telephone booth in which Victor is currently situated in. Waitresses in outlandish outfits walk by him as he talks on the phone.

The restaurant is crowded with people, most of them children. Victor stands in a telephone booth, while Waitresses in outlandish outfits, walk past the booth, winking at him him.

VICTOR VON DOOM
No, goddamnit. I called because I want a new partner.

MASTER CHIEF
Hey Victory buddy, I really f**king wish I could you you with that but I'm busy sexing up these f**king chicks. Maybe he just needs to get on the ropes a bit f**king more, you know? Have a f**king training session and s**t.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Well that would be great if you could do that for me. He's getting me into some crazy trouble, and I think Clerk is going to try to steal the meth.

MASTER CHIEF
I really wish I could help you, f**k-a-doodle-do I do, but you’re like f**king Darfur Victor: nobody gives two s**ts about you anymore. Now, take care of the job I assigned you, and have a great f**king time! Oh s**t, I gotta take a piss.​

There is a click on the other end and Victor reluctantly hangs up the phone. At a booth not too far away Spork grabs the ass of a passing-by waitress.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Goddammit.​

FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
INT. STAIRWAY - DAY
Spork awakes again in the stairway, and now Pira is standing above him.

SPORK
Uh...

PIRA
You were right.

SPORK
What?​

Spork gets up, confused. Bruises all over his face.

PIRA
Matrix wasn’t real. I told him to go away and he just... disappeared. Like he was never there.

SPORK
Well, I don’t know Pira, maybe...

PIRA
No, you were right. He wasn’t real.​

Pira runs her hands through her hair.

PIRA
I made him up Spork. I... created him so I wouldn’t feel scared anymore. So I would have someone to protect me. I think that’s why he’s gone now.

SPORK
What do you mean?

PIRA
Because I have you.​

Pira rests her head on Spork’s shoulder, snuggling up against him.

FADE TO BLACK
FLASHBACK
INT. RESTAURANT - DAY
Victor seats himself across from Spork.

VICTOR VON DOOM
You have no idea, do you?

SPORK
What?

VICTOR VON DOOM
What were you before you joined up with me?

SPORK
What does it matter? Now I’m superhot.

VICTOR VON DOOM
They did this to you, didn’t they? They gave you this face.​

Spork goes silent, looking down angrily at his spoon.

VICTOR VON DOOM
I want you to get off the path that you’re heading down now. It’s not going to end good, and you know that.

SPORK
But I had sex with four women!

VICTOR VON DOOM
Jesus, Spork, is that what you want in your life? Sex, drugs and rock and roll? You’re smarter than that.

SPORK
Just because I’m smart doesn’t mean I don’t get to f**k a few people along the way.

VICTOR VON DOOM
No. But it doesn’t give you the right to waste your life.

SPORK
Yes it does. So f**k off, already.

VICTOR VON DOOM
No, listen Spork. We’re drug pilots. You chose to be a drug runner. You’re not experienced, and there’s danger involved. We’re not immortal, Spork.

SPORK
Whatever.

VICTOR VON DOOM
I’ll see you in the plane. And stop pinching the waitress’s ass, the last thing I need is a lawsuit.​

FADE TO BLACK
FADE IN
INT. STAIRWAY - DAY
Spork holds Pira close to him.

SPORK
Everything’s going to be okay now. No more craziness. It’s just you and me.​

Pira lets go of his grip.

PIRA
That’s how I wanted it to be.

SPORK
And that’s how it’s going to stay.​

Spork smiles down at Pira, and she smiles back.

MAN (O.S.)
Hello, Spork. Long time no see.​

At the sound of the voice Spork’s hands begin to tremble, and he takes two steps backwards away from Pira.

SPORK
No...​

Out of the shadows steps Victor Von Doom, a knife in his hand.

SPORK
I watched you die.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Death is nothing but a temporary illness. You know this just as well as I do.​

Pira looks at Spork, confused.

SPORK
What do you want?

VICTOR VON DOOM
I don’t want you, partner. All I want is Pira.

SPORK
How do you know her name?​

Victor continues forward. Spork grabs him by the collar, knocking his knife to the floor.

SPORK
HOW?!

VICTOR VON DOOM
If you don’t let go of me, buddy old pal, I’m going to have to kill you.

SPORK
Who are you?

VICTOR VON DOOM
That is not the question you want answered.​

Spork punches Victor in the face, jabbing his fist into the other man’s nose. Victor takes two steps back, surprised.

VICTOR VON DOOM
You little--
​

Spork runs up to Victor, the two men go flying down the stairs, crashing and tumbling.

INT. BATHROOM STALL - CONTINUOUS
The ventilation cracks. Victor and Spork fall through, landing hard on the toilet seat. They sit there for some time, blood gushing down their faces, before either one speaks. Then, Victor starts to laugh.

SPORK
What is so damned funny?

VICTOR VON DOOM
We can’t seem to stop crashing, can we?​

Victor stops laughing.

SPORK
I'm sorry, Victor...

VICTOR VON DOOM
What?

SPORK
I’m sorry for everything that I’ve done. I’m sorry I couldn’t stand up for you. I’m sorry that I brought you here to this place. I’ve been nothing but bad luck to you.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Oh, don’t... don’t say that.

SPORK
It’s true. I put you through so much pain, too much agony. I took you away from your daughter.

VICTOR VON DOOM
It was Master Chief. It wasn’t you.​

Spork looks down, ashamed of himself.

SPORK
You’ve changed Victor. This place has done something to you.​

Victor looks confused. Then Spork’s arms grip around his neck, Spork pushed him into the toilet seat.

SPORK
That is why I'm sorry.

VICTOR VON DOOM
Spork... don’t do this. We’re friends. You’re super... sexy, remember?​

Victor’s screams of pain are muffled by the toilet water. Spork continues to choke him as he thrashes about in pain. Minutes later, he is dead. Spork lets go, and looks down at the dead body of his friend. He wipes the blood off his face. He looks up at the hole in the ceiling, and then looks back down at Victor. There is a creek as the bathroom stall door behind Spork slowly opens. Spork turns around and sees Matt Murdock; who is completely confused. On the ground a small ferret runs around happily.

MATT MURDOCK
Spork...?​

FADE TO BLACK

HYPE: THE SERIES​

And this concludes my run as editor on Hype: The Series. I'm sorry for assuming it would not take me two months to edit this episode, when I'm aware of how I seem to take my time with everyting these days. Again, sorry.

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

And this concludes my run as editor on Hype: The Series. I'm sorry for assuming it would not take me two months to edit this episode, when I'm aware of how I seem to take my time with everyting these days. Again, sorry.

Hey, I may have you edit again before this is over. Maybe a small editing part in the finale.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMG


Amazing

 

[Tsunulia]

mmmmm......... I'll have to dig up my bio....

 

[Socrates]

I don't think JJ has need for any more characters, actually.

 

[Tsunulia]

Awwwwwwww............

 

[Socrates]

Maybe if you'd signed up a year ago...

Hey, I may have you edit again before this is over. Maybe a small editing part in the finale.

Perhaps... when the time comes 'round, if you ask I just might.

 

[Tsunulia]

I wasn't here a year ago Curse my horrible timing

 

[SapphirePrima]

really cool epp!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Master Chief]

For anyone who wants to be in the series still, I can gift you a cameo in the finale. Don't worry jj, I can do it.

 

[Twitch]

You know I'm not a complete ****** but whatever Socrates hates me for some stupid reason

 

[Socrates]

Yeah, you are kinda stupid. But, oh well. I can't do anything about it. And the five fingers' joke isn't my own, the *********ion bit and Teddy kicking down the door are just crap I added.

 

[Movies205]

So 2-3 weeks ago Jolly sends me a script to edit, without any idea about the series, I trash the script, skimmed over scenes, started to rewrite it, but quickly found I had no idea where I was going or what I was writing, so I threw some more ideas into a wierd document, and sent it back to him, to which he's rewrote into an actual episode so without further ado, so here it is... One of these days... I really will get around to writing a Hype Movie... One of these days...

 

[hippie_hunter]

I swear to god that we need to find someone who's good with flash animation

 

[Elisha Cuthbert]

I swear to god that we need to find someone who's good with flash animation

Maybe I should make a thread in the art forums...except i suck at drawing AND flash animation. I did make some pretty craptastic mspaint videos back in the day though.

 

[The Last Meatbag]

I've tried out flash before...it's ****ing hard....



If only I had enough money to buy it I'd totally take a shot at making Hype The Series...









and did I kill a ferret

 

[Ronny Shade]

I swear to god that we need to find someone who's good with flash animation

I made that


It's not flash


*shrug*

 

[hippie_hunter]

That's pretty cool.

 

[Ronny Shade]

thank you

 

[hippie_hunter]

thank you

Just how good are you with it?