Just for the hell of it, I'll post the first 10 minutes of the original movie:
[Play- Linkin Park - Reanimation - 01 - Opening.mp3]
FADE IN ON:
The stars and planets are scattered across a dark canvas labeled by mankind as ‘Space.’ A painting not done by Picasso, Michelangelo, or even Leonardo da Vinci, but one done by a being known by many as God. His finger the paintbrush, and quintessence the paint. It took seven days to paint it, and changes every time. A star moves a few paces from its original position, or explodes every century. And that is what makes it at all times vigorous. At all times animate. At all times shifting. It is not 4 ft x 2 ft, or a scribble on a piece of lined paper. It is infinite x infinite, miles and miles of fundamental nature containing one object we know very much about. Earth. We are taken to this planet at a blinding speed. China. Australia. Africa. We can see them all, but for now, we zero in on America. North East. We cut through dark clouds below the inky remnants of the scorched sky. We hear wind as we sail, like a glider, over the black ambiance. We freefall downward into the murkiness, via the clouds, and slow down to a snails velocity. We slow down to see the sky. We slow down to reminisce. We slow down to recollect. During this time, I want YOU, the reader, to ask yourself one question. One inquiry…one little tiny thing…consisting of just three words…three simple words…Are You Ready?
Superhero Hype! : The Movie
[Stop- Linkin Park - Reanimation - 01 - Opening.mp3]
The sky was vacant. All alone except for the color it left itself to be busied with when the sun decided to go to sleep for six or so hours, it really depended on how long it felt like sleeping. That color was black. And there was nothing this black had to play with except for the little bits of pallid it was dotted with. People called them stars. They made wishes with them when they shot transversely across the black canvas at the hours of darkness known as night. Some hoped these wishes would come true. Along with the stars was one more pallid object, which came with a pair of thrusters and a cappuccino machine. It was a private jet, named the
Gulfstream II and on this jet called the Gulfstream, a certain femme fatale had a wish. No, she did not make it with the use of a star, but in her own subconscious mind. This wish was to make it back down to the ground with the files she came on board for.
The private bedroom of a Mr. Cape Diem. Carpe diem can be translated as take the opportunity, grab the chance, make the most of it, or make hay while the sun shines. Seeing as how Mr. Carpe Diem wouldn’t make it till the next morning, we’ll have to just cross all of the above and below out of his resume.
Mr. Carpe Diem: Yes I am sure!
Mr. Carpe Diem yelled at his bodyguard while lying on his bed.
Bodyguard: But boss! She’s a total stranger!
Mr. Carpe Diem chuckled.
Mr. Carpe Diem: She’s a little girl…what can she do to me? Plus, she promised that tonight I’d get hot in bed! What else can a female mean when speaking those very words?
Mr. Carpe Diem laughed like a fat pimp on Valentines Day.
Bodyguard: Maybe you're right boss…I’ll see you after the nights over…
The bodyguard walked out of the medium sized room and closed the door behind him.
Carpe Diem giggled like a fat boy who loves cake.
Mr. Carpe Diem: I hope the dress fits…
He whispered clapping his hands together; he looked at what seemed to be the bathroom door.
Seconds later, that very door swung open.
GunBlade.
Mr. Carpe Diem: The dress didn’t fit?
GunBlade tossed the red satin dress on the bed besides Diem.
GunBlade: It did, quite perfectly might I add…
Mr. Carpe Diem: Then why aren’t you wearing it?
She pulled out a tranquillizer gun and aimed it at Diem.
GunBlade: Red’s not my color…but it will be yours in a few seconds.
Mr. Carpe Diem: But…but…
He sat up.
Mr. Carpe Diem: You said tonight I’d get hot in bed!
A nervous look covered his face, he felt around the bottom of his bed. He started pushing something.
GunBlade: I said you’d get shot in the head…are you hearing-impaired?
She laughed a bit.
GunBlade: I disabled it…
Diem stopped pressing the button underneath his bed.
GunBlade: I’m no little girl…
She shot him in the chest with the dart, and put the gun away as he fell over on his back.
GunBlade: I’m in…
The Batman: Good…get the codes and get out…
The Batman’s voice could be heard from her hearing piece.
GunBlade: Get it…
She waltzed over to a painting of Spam, and lifted it from the wall; she rested the painting against the wall and was met with a keypad safe. She typed in the word ‘PIMP’ and the door swung open.
She grabbed a small box and closed the door with her other hand.
GunBlade: Got it...
She opened the door and went out into the passenger area of the plane, it was empty, and she looked around and found the closet.
[Play-Amy Studt - just a little girl 1.mp3]
She placed the box on a near by table and opened the closet door, at the bottom were a set of parachutes, she looked up into the mirror across from her and ducked instantly.
A bullet pierced through the glass and had exploded it into one thousand pieces.
She rolled back and tripped her attacker.
It was the bodyguard.
He fell to the floor and did a
kip up landing on his feet in stance.
GunBlade had gotten to her feet and planted her right foot on to the top of a table, and performed a
Tornado Kick with her left foot to the head of the bodyguard.
He spun at least three times before hitting the floor and was out cold.
GunBlade landed on her feet in a crouched position.
GunBlade: I would never want these guys guarding my body…
The Batman: Auto pilots been switched on…I can tell by the increase in radio control the car picked up…
GunBlade: That means…
She rose to her feet.
The Batman: Pilots coming…
A man came from behind the curtains leading to the cockpit, he smirked when he saw GunBlade and cracked his knuckles.
Pilot: You’ve been a very bad girl…
GunBlade: Worst. Pick up line. Ever.
He swung a fist at her; she ducked underneath it and delivered a
spinning hook kick to his face.
He fell back and grabbed his jaw, blood dripping down.
He smiled and gained an erect position, karate stance.
She advanced this time in a stride and kicked at him with her left, he blocked it. She kicked at him three or so times, and was shot down with his hands.
He enjoyed it with a smile.
She smiled too.
Then kicked him in the nuts.
He fell to the floor grabbing his crotch in pain.
She went for the box and grabbed it. She turned around and was met with a gun aimed at her.
The pilot got to his feet.
Pilot: You didn’t want to kiss me, so now, you’ll kiss lead…
He fired three shots at her. She dived to the right and landed between two chairs, once there, she pulled out her infamous guns.
The
Gunblades.
She came from behind the chair firing at the guard.
The Batman: No! Don’t!
GunBlade dived across the aisle firing at the guard; she shot him in his left hand and reached behind the opposite set of chairs as he twirled around, gun firing aimlessly until they hit the window.
Plates, desks and the guard began to take off from their place and out of the plane.
The guard ran through the door to the plane and was taken with it outside and into the propeller, his scream could be heard by GunBlade who was grabbing the base of a chair and was being pulled along with everything else.
The Batman: Dammit…you just compromised everything, you know that?
He sounded annoyed.
GunBlade: I’m the one whose gonna be turned into chopped liver over one thousand miles above water…
The Batman: How’s the box?
GunBlade looked back, the box was jammed in between a suitcase, but wouldn’t hold for long as it started to budge.
GunBlade: Fine…thanks for asking…
The Batman: I snuck a bat hook onto the your belt buckle. Use it.
GunBlade: How the…
The box budged and was starting to take off.
GunBlade removed one hand and grabbed the bat hook behind her belt buckle, she aimed it at the box and fired.
Bingo.
She pressed the button again and the cord retracted, she hooked the gadget back onto her belt buckle.
GunBlade: It’s fine…
The Batman: Good.
GunBlade climbed her way up, using the chair legs as a ladder; she crossed over the aisle and ducked as Mr. Carpe Diem flew over her head and out the door.
She continued on.
She pulled out one of her GunBlades and fired at the lock on the closet.
All of its contents started to pour out quick; she twirled the GunBlade and rammed the bladed end into a parachute, making sure not to pierce it.
She let go of the leg of the chair and flew out the plane.
She ducked underneath the propeller and fell straight down to the water.
Her GunBlade fell from the parachute and was ahead of her a few yards.
GunBlade: ****! ****! ****!
She scrambled through the parachute, flipping it around to get her arms into the straps.
She dived straight forward and picked up speed, she grabbed the GunBlade, executed a front flip tuck then pulled the cord of the parachute with her free hand.
She floated down towards the docks and cut the strings of her parachute with the GunBlade, twirled it and placed it in her holster.
She threw the bag off as she walked down the dock and into an industry like area filled with crates. She stopped.
GunBlade: Late as usual…
[Stop-Amy Studt - just a little girl 1.mp3]
Voice: Actually…
She turned around.
The Batman: I’m not.