Hypelitism Is Wrong

[ThePhantasm]

Well! I certainly enjoyed H.E.'s private viewing of the Star Wars trailer last evening, and having JJ Abram's dance for us in a Wookie costume afterwards! Having the waiters address us with "what is your bidding, my master?" was an appropriate touch.

 

[DarkSentinel]

So Elitists need validation from people just trying to support their families?

Is this the kind of Hype you want for the next generation?

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

So Elitists need validation from people just trying to support their families?

Is this the kind of Hype you want for the next generation?

Of course it is! What kind of question is that?! Compared to banal discussion about vaping and pies, our cruel brand of tyranny and classism is a breath of fresh air!

 

[Spider-Aziz]

Replace 'Britannia' with 'Hype Elite'.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Replace 'Britannia' with 'Hype Elite'.

That guy is my new hero! That speech should be taught in schools across the country!

 

[DarkSentinel]

Of course it is! What kind of question is that?! Compared to banal discussion about vaping and pies, our cruel brand of tyranny and classism is a breath of fresh air!

Have I been discussing those things? No? Have I been contributing to others' discussions without derailing threads? Yes?

Classism my ass.

 

[BLACKVULCAN]

I instantly went from being interested in sausage to cheese cake.

Hahahahahahah "Sausage and cheese" hahahaha!

Reading your posts is like falling deeper and deeper down the rabbit hole.

well thats what happens anytime you partake of a liquids marked

come on dark! do you know how hard it is to come up with colorful euphemisms so as not to become part of that "BANNED posters" thread!? i like you guys. i could have easily came up with something else for that " erectus" question Superman prime asked
coming up with this stuff takes talent! hehe

As an aside, I'm impressed by your love of the Blackadder series. One of my favorite comedies as well!

Man! Blackadder was one of the best, most subversive,greatest shows to ever hit the airwaves. I miss it so! Thats cool you dug it too!

 

[Pink Ranger]

Well! I certainly enjoyed H.E.'s private viewing of the Star Wars trailer last evening, and having JJ Abram's dance for us in a Wookie costume afterwards! Having the waiters address us with "what is your bidding, my master?" was an appropriate touch.

I agree, that was soooo cool. And the gift bags were sick too; a real working lightsabre, an original rocket-firing Boba Fett figure and an individually potted bonsai sarlaac. Disney really knows how to throw a party, I'll tell you that.

And buddy, don't think that nobody saw you leave with a couple of those Twi'Lek pole dancers. You're a ****ing animal, man.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Trailer? I saw the whole film in its two hour entirety. I can't believe the part where Han Solo died taking out the new Darth Castos…. oops, sorry spoiler.

I guess when you H.E. reach the upper echelon you can view the film years in advance too.

 

[Pink Ranger]

Trailer? I saw the whole film in its two hour entirety. I can't believe the part where Han Solo died taking out the new Darth Castos…. oops, sorry spoiler.

I guess when you H.E. reach the upper echelon you can view the film years in advance too.

Hell yeah, I heard the movie was pretty good. I would have joined you, but Lucas came over and invited Schlosser, JP, Sawyer and me to his private screening room, and showed us the uncirculated print of A New Hope where Luke and Han full-on kiss each other on the lips for like 20 seconds.

#DewbackMountain, amirite? lol

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

Hell yeah, I heard the movie was pretty good. I would have joined you, but Lucas came over and invited Schlosser, JP, Sawyer and me to his private screening room, and showed us the uncirculated print of A New Hope where Luke and Han full-on kiss each other on the lips for like 20 seconds.

#DewbackMountain, amirite? lol

Oh yeah? Well a couple years ago, I saw a super-secret (and now destroyed) print of Return of the Jedi, where Luke, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia and an Ewok have a 10 minute orgy scene. Obi-Wan's ghost smiles like a creep as he watches in a corner of the Death-Star.

 

[Schlosser85]

Oh yeah? Well a couple years ago, I saw a super-secret (and now destroyed) print of Return of the Jedi, where Luke, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia and an Ewok have a 10 minute orgy scene. Obi-Wan's ghost smiles like a creep as he watches in a corner of the Death-Star.

Obi-Wan and Yoda telling Luke to guard his feelings and remember his "training" takes on a whole new meaning...

 

[Pink Ranger]

Oh yeah? Well a couple years ago, I saw a super-secret (and now destroyed) print of Return of the Jedi, where Luke, Darth Vader, Palpatine, Leia and an Ewok have a 10 minute orgy scene. Obi-Wan's ghost smiles like a creep as he watches in a corner of the Death-Star.

Yeah, it was a mistake to let Ken Russell direct the second holiday special.

 

[Tempest]

What the what is happening in this thread? Clearly the members of H.E. have lost their minds. T.H.E.M. is good for a healthy and balanced state of mind. H.E. is not.

 

[Duke]

You should lie down & take it easy.

 

[Spider-Aziz]

What the what is happening in this thread?

I like you.

Clearly the members of H.E. have lost their minds. T.H.E.M. is good for a healthy and balanced state of mind. H.E. is not.

I don't like you anymore.

 

[JJJ's Ulcer]

What the what is happening in this thread? Clearly the members of H.E. have lost their minds. T.H.E.M. is good for a healthy and balanced state of mind. H.E. is not.

Aka if you like boring, "safe" humor join THEM. If you like to actually laugh and have a fun time, beg to be let into the folds of HE.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

There was a gas leak. It's been dealt with.

Our lungs will process the residual gas like natural filters.

 

[Superwoman Prime]

wait........

 

[Pink Ranger]

Aka if you like boring, "safe" humor join THEM. If you like to actually laugh and have a fun time, beg to be let into the folds of HE.

Actually, we don't have folds anymore, thanks to Nutrisystem.

 

[DarkSovereignty]

Actually, we don't have folds anymore, thanks to Nutrisystem.

remind me to fire our indentured nutritionist. His stuff made me lose weight...but I also grew gills in my arm pits.

 

[Pink Ranger]

remind me to fire our indentured nutritionist. His stuff made me lose weight...but I also grew gills in my arm pits.

You only have yourself to blame. I warned you against signing up for the Sleestak Program.

 

[Tempest]

I like you.
I don't like you anymore.

But I like you!

Aka if you like boring, "safe" humor join THEM. If you like to actually laugh and have a fun time, beg to be let into the folds of HE.

Wait, when were you guys funny? I must have missed that.

 

[Human Torch]

Wait, when were you guys funny? I must have missed that.

 

[MrMaooz]

The Elitists have done their job. DA_Champion is on probation.