In Latveria, people enjoy simple life. We live in house with dirt floor, sleep on pillow stuffed with straw, play game with rock and stick. But when Nikolaus must shave away man beard he cry, for rusty ax leaves skin raw and sore.
This is why Nikolaus braves dangerous trip through mountains twice yearly to purchase Domashev® brand shaving cream. Domashev® contains many scientific ingredients that give Nikolaus smooth jaw without dreadful burning or ugly rash. In addition, only Domashev® is officially sanctioned by Latverian government, allowing Nikolaus to avoid firing squad alongside traitors loyal to illegal imported brand.
Nikolaus is but poor farmer and does not understand complex intricacies of Domashev®, only that Domashev® lessens his suffering, and makes Mrs. Nikolaus snuggle closer to him on cold winter night. For this, Nikolaus swears undying loyalty to Domashev®.
All Hail Domashev®
All Hail Domashev®
All Hail Domashev®

Don't worry, Domashev is merely a Doombot.![]()
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I don't know. Why don't you tell us, MR. DOMASHEV?!
It does have viral campaign potential, but Fox doesn't seem to want to advertise this film so...Anyone remember Kick-Ass authors starting a real MySpace making it as if the character started a real page to gather ideas for a sequel series?
Imagine if they do the same with Domashev, and make his blog real.
Doctor Doom is one of the greatest villains of all time...he's been screwed over twice with his live action adaptation & it looks like it's gonna happen a third time.
Oh man, I can't express how much I hate this new concept for Doom. Utterly ridiculous and stupid.
The most accurate Doom onscreen and it was on a shoestring budget...that whole movie...regardless of acting or effects, WAS the F4 and WAS Dr. Doom...it had the heart of what the franchise was...and "Hollywood" can't get it right, not once, not twice, but now 3 times....
Fox can't get it right.... Fox. I'm sure Marvel Studios could make a Fantastic Four movie that would make us cry and pee at the same time.
What could have been. What should have been.
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Instead we get a sneering computer nerd. Bah!![]()
What's that? It's awesum...
Cry urine or pee teardrops?
What's that? It's awesum...
Sideshow's Legendary Scale Doom figure.
It is awesome. I even spent a few pleasant moments thinking about buying one, until I learned it's 4 feet tall and costs 2 grand before shipping.
https://www.sideshowtoy.com/collectibles/marvel-doctor-doom-sideshow-collectibles-400086/
But can you imagine that onscreen, in the MCU anchoring phase 4 all by his lonesome?
They also have a Premium Format coming out, those are about 2' tall and more reasonably priced.
http://www.sideshowtoy.com/collectibles/marvel-dr-doom-sideshow-collectibles-300198/
Now that I can see myself dropping the cash for. Thanks for pointing it out.