I beat the Kool-Aid Man because I'm Fabulous

[Dew k. Mosi]

Pick the month you were born in
1 - I ate
2 - I needed
3 - I ran naked with
4 - I raped
5 - I killed
6 - I cuddeled with
7 - I banged
8 - I ran shirtless with
9 - I stabbed
10 - I beat
11 - I slept with
12-I killed

Pick the day (number) you were born on

01 - the kool-aid man
02 - a dog
03 - a horse
04 - a toothbrush
05 - Santa Claus
06 - a hairdresser
07 - your mom
08 - a prostitute
09 - a pornstar
10 -a bag of weed
11 - the trojan man
12 - Paris Hilton
13 - a cat
14 - a ****e
15 - a pickle
16 - a stripper
17 - my ex
18 - a jew
19 - an orange
20 - your dealer
21 - a homeless guy
22 - a condom
23 - a bisexual
24 - a easter egg
25 - a jar of honey
26 - a lesbian
27 -a bowl of cereal
28 - a french fry
29 - a crackhead
30 -a glass of milk
31 - Ur grandma

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing

White - Because thats how i roll
Black - because im sexy as hell
Pink - Because the lil people told me to
Red - because I have AMAZING boobs
Blue - because I'm a pimp and your jealous
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm fabulous
Gray - because I love marijuana
Other - because I have double D's
Green - because I'm beautiful
Orange - because I smoke crack
Turqoise - because I have a noodle in my nose
Brown -because i had to
Shirtless - because I've got abs
bra-Because i am i ****e.

 

[Joker]

I stabbed Paris Hilton because I'm sexy as hell

 

[Speedball]

I cuddeled with Paris Hilton because I'm a pimp and your jealous
AHH!!!!
It's my worst nightmare come true...
I need a shower now.

 

[Catman]

I refuse to post mine!

 

[Mr Sparkle]

 

[Byrd Man]

I banged your mom because I'm sexy as hell.

 

[Kritish]

I needed a bag of weed because that's how I roll

 

[Fledermaus]

I cuddled with a French fry because I smoke crack.
Sounds about right.

 

[Badger]

I banged a jew because I love marijuana!!!! :ganjaninja:

 

[DarthRekal]

LOL


I banged the Kool-Aid Man cause I'm sexy as Hell


ahahah

 

[WorthyStevens]

I beat Ur grandma because im sexy as hell.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Is no one else but me concerned that someone thought "bra" and shirtless are colors? :fearforworld:

 

[Kritish]

Is no one else but me concerned that someone thought "bra" and shirtless are colors? :fearforworld:

I didn't even notice that, dear lord.

 

[CConn]

I cuddeled with the kool-aid man because I have AMAZING boobs.

If only.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I stabbed a horse because I'm beautiful.
That's neat.

 

[Abaddon]

I killed a ****e because that's how i roll.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I killed a ****e because that's how i roll.

and what did you get on this game?

 

[hippie_hunter]

I needed a dog because I smoke crack

 

[imaperson2]

I killed a condom because that's how i roll

 

[Legend Killer]

I stabbed a lesbian because im sexy as hell.

 

[Abaddon]

and what did you get on this game?

tell me why you beat the ****e first.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Because I had to

 

[Dodger]

I stabbed a glass of milk because i'm sexy as hell.

thats right!

 

[hippie_hunter]

These make no sense

 

[Turtle-Man]

I raped a bowl of cereal because I'm beautiful.