I beat the Kool-Aid Man because I'm Fabulous

[wiegeabo]

I ran naked with your dealer because I'm sexy as hell

 

[Mr. Thing]

I needed a bisexual because I have double-D's.

 

[The_Dark_Knight]

You got this off of myspace didnt you?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I killed your dealer because I have AMAZING boobs.

 

[Spider-Man Luvr28]

I killed a bag of weed because I love marijuana.

 

[Lightspeed]

I raped a dog because I love marijuana

 

[Omega214]

I cuddeled with a Stripper because im sexy as hell



Awesome....

 

[Omega214]

You got this off of myspace didnt you?

Haha, i see these everyday on there XD

 

[comicgirl]

I beat a bag of weed because I have AMAZING boobs

 

[The Dude]

I killed ur Grandma because I have AMAZING boobs.

 

[StorminNorman]

I stabbed a porn star because I am a pimp and your jealous.

 

[Mee]

I stabbed a porn star because I am a pimp and your jealous.

I know I am.

 

[StorminNorman]

I know I am.

See, aren't you glad that you didn't work with Ron Jeremy in that one film - your safe.

 

[Fading]

I killed your dealer because I have GREAT NEW YORK bewbs.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WTLTJGDQco

 

[tzarinna]

I killed a pornstar cause that's how I roll.
How appropriate.

 

[Hudson]

I beat Ur grandma because I'm beautiful

 

[Ebil Gig]

I ran naked with Santa Clause because I'm a pimp and your jealous