I discovered my dad's porn stash!

[Docker2.0]

This thread is so awesome I had to read all 4 pages.

where have you been dude?!

 

[oakzap425]

I learned about my dad's during my buffy stage... so that was middle school.

I was grounded, so I would get a friend to tape buffy for me. Well, seems I was taping buffy over a porn video, so I found out after watching the credits. Sad thing is. They were his coworkers tapes. They would trade off tapes, so they would keep complaining to him "Man, I got to the good part, and then some white ***** fighting vampires and **** pops up."

 

[chamber-music]

LOL! The gay porn is on the middle rack behind the Men's Health.

Men's Health is pretty much Gay Porn. The guy who used to edit it says so.

psssh, i used to watch porn with my dad when i was 9/10....

we'd both stay up to watch german cable channels...good times...

 

[Raiden]

I knew a kid who found his dad's blowup doll.

 

[November Rain]

Oh, is that right?

It sure is,

But that was no where near as cool as the time when my mom would take my sister to boarding school and he would get me to wear her clothes and play 'Hide the sausage'

Oh to be a child again...*sigh*

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

It sure is,

But that was no where near as cool as the time when my mom would take my sister to boarding school and he would get me to wear her clothes and play 'Hide the sausage'

Oh to be a child again...*sigh*

 

[kane9321]

It sure is,

But that was no where near as cool as the time when my mom would take my sister to boarding school and he would get me to wear her clothes and play 'Hide the sausage'

Oh to be a child again...*sigh*

WTF

 

[QueerMike]

It sure is,

But that was no where near as cool as the time when my mom would take my sister to boarding school and he would get me to wear her clothes and play 'Hide the sausage'

Oh to be a child again...*sigh*

Be afraid, be very afraid.

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

I was bewildered for a bit, since I thought this thread read "I discovered my dad's porn stache!"

 

[cyborg ninja 14]

It sure is,

But that was no where near as cool as the time when my mom would take my sister to boarding school and he would get me to wear her clothes and play 'Hide the sausage'

Oh to be a child again...*sigh*

You refered to your mother as "he"

 

[X-Punisher]

Your dad is cool.

 

[jaguarr]

You refered to your mother as "he"

Some people have two Moms these days, dude. It's okay.

jag

 

[Poetic Chaos]

I found a few different stashes throughout my youth. The first was a box of old playboys in the garage. Then I found his VHS' labeled "Adult." Finally he moved onto DVDs and I found those in the cabinet beneath his TV. He actually caught me once because I forgot to put the DVD back. Awkward.

 

[X-Punisher]

is it worst than your dad finding an old bottle of lubiderm under your bed?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

I once found my dad's porn stash in the garage.
That was when I figured out I was gay...

similar experience... noticed i was watching the guys... then one day i found a gay porn on the floor of the living room..... really hoping that was for my mom? it's honestly a lose lose situation with that one

 

[Raiden]

When I was young, I actually discovered a few dirty magazines that my dad had in his closet. I checked them out and put them back discreetly without letting my dad know.

 

[Docker2.0]

How can you discover your gay just by looking at straight porn? I mean, when I watch porn, I See some of the "weapons" those guys have and think those a big missile and even wish I had one that big(though I'm not exactly packing a .45). I just can't see that me turning gay watching straight porn.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

How can you discover your gay just by looking at straight porn? I mean, when I watch porn, I See some of the "weapons" those guys have and think those a big missile and even wish I had one that big(though I'm not exactly packing a .45). I just can't see that me turning gay watching straight porn.

your wishing you had one.... we're wishing we got one

 

[Docker2.0]

your wishing you had one.... we're wishing we got one

Stop talking gay to me!

Have you ever been turned on by straight porn?

 

[The Riddler]

How can you discover your gay just by looking at straight porn? I mean, when I watch porn, I See some of the "weapons" those guys have and think those a big missile and even wish I had one that big(though I'm not exactly packing a .45). I just can't see that me turning gay watching straight porn.

your candor is refreshing.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

Stop talking gay to me!

Have you ever been turned on by straight porn?

yes, but not because of the girl. what turns me on about strait porn is A) seeing the hot guy get pleased and B) seeing the hot guy all aroused and naked and enjoying himself. if it's not a hot guy then im not turned on at all

 

[Docker2.0]

your candor is refreshing.

Well you know how some of the mods are...........................


*waiting for an angry mod to pop in*

 

[bunk]

This thread really is awesome. Reminds me of when I found some pics in my pop's web browser. Pretty straight forward stuff for a 60 year old. A white hair and twenty-something. It really is incredibly shocking at first though, then just plain funny later on.

 

[Docker2.0]

yes, but not because of the girl. what turns me on about strait porn is A) seeing the hot guy get pleased and B) seeing the hot guy all aroused and naked and enjoying himself. if it's not a hot guy then im not turned on at all

If you were a girl I'd so make out with you now......................I mean that in the most heterosexual way possible.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

If you were a girl I'd so make out with you now......................I mean that in the most heterosexual way possible.

just close your eyes tiger