I discovered my dad's porn stash!

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

a few years ago my friend was kicked out of his apt. by his girlfriend and so he had to go back to his mom and dads. well she didn't have the thought to say that he should go in the morning so he had to leave at about 10 at night. so he gets to his mom and dads and its about 11 and just as he walks in the door he sees his dad blot naked from the living room to the bedroom. seems he caught his mom and dad just after they had gotten done having sex.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

he shoulda called before coming over *yawn*

 

[K.B.]

Finding your dads porn stash is a right of passage. Usually you find it between the ages of 6-10.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

for me it was somewhere between 4th and 6th grade

 

[swifty]

this is a funny thread. I came across my dad's stash under his bed when I was 8 in Rome, Italy.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

he shoulda called before coming over *yawn*

didn't have a phone, hell she gave him a basket of clothes and showed him the door.

 

[spideyboy_1111]

didn't have a phone, hell she gave him a basket of clothes and showed him the door.

maybe he shoulda knocked or rang the bell then?

 

[B]

Maybe you should tell him you found it & he might be kind enough to loan you a couple for a few nights

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

maybe he shoulda knocked or rang the bell then?

would you like me to ask him for you?

 

[spideyboy_1111]

would you like me to ask him for you?

sure why not... but it's his own fault lol and he surely got the punishment for it :-P

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Had a simlar incident recently, but with a twist.

We have one of my dad's oldest friends staying here while he gets back on his feet. He, apparently, has a deep-seeded porn addiction, because he apparently stole my folk's porn stach and would watch them ALL DAY LONG. Let me tell ya, there's nothing worse then waking up, walking out to the kitchen to get some coffee, and finding a sixty year-old man sitting on the couch, most likely stroking himself to Vivid *****-licking. Needless to say, I've been a shut-in most days.

Anyway, a few days ago my mom put a stop on it and basically said "give us back the DVDs or else" and he gave them back the tapes. My mom informed me about this, and during her ranting about him doing it, she let out a whopper...she bought all the porn herself.

I just could not see my small, Lutherin mother in a seedy sex shop buying these things.

 

[PWN3R]

Had a simlar incident recently, but with a twist.

We have one of my dad's oldest friends staying here while he gets back on his feet. He, apparently, has a deep-seeded porn addiction, because he apparently stole my folk's porn stach and would watch them ALL DAY LONG. Let me tell ya, there's nothing worse then waking up, walking out to the kitchen to get some coffee, and finding a sixty year-old man sitting on the couch, most likely stroking himself to Vivid *****-licking. Needless to say, I've been a shut-in most days.

Anyway, a few days ago my mom put a stop on it and basically said "give us back the DVDs or else" and he gave them back the tapes. My mom informed me about this, and during her ranting about him doing it, she let out a whopper...she bought all the porn herself.

I just could not see my small, Lutherin mother in a seedy sex shop buying these things.

 

[Docker2.0]

Had a simlar incident recently, but with a twist.

We have one of my dad's oldest friends staying here while he gets back on his feet. He, apparently, has a deep-seeded porn addiction, because he apparently stole my folk's porn stach and would watch them ALL DAY LONG. Let me tell ya, there's nothing worse then waking up, walking out to the kitchen to get some coffee, and finding a sixty year-old man sitting on the couch, most likely stroking himself to Vivid *****-licking. Needless to say, I've been a shut-in most days.

Anyway, a few days ago my mom put a stop on it and basically said "give us back the DVDs or else" and he gave them back the tapes. My mom informed me about this, and during her ranting about him doing it, she let out a whopper...she bought all the porn herself.

I just could not see my small, Lutherin mother in a seedy sex shop buying these things.

Your mom is a freak! I bet she's a milf!

 

[chaseter]

Had a simlar incident recently, but with a twist.

We have one of my dad's oldest friends staying here while he gets back on his feet. He, apparently, has a deep-seeded porn addiction, because he apparently stole my folk's porn stach and would watch them ALL DAY LONG. Let me tell ya, there's nothing worse then waking up, walking out to the kitchen to get some coffee, and finding a sixty year-old man sitting on the couch, most likely stroking himself to Vivid *****-licking. Needless to say, I've been a shut-in most days.

Anyway, a few days ago my mom put a stop on it and basically said "give us back the DVDs or else" and he gave them back the tapes. My mom informed me about this, and during her ranting about him doing it, she let out a whopper...she bought all the porn herself.

I just could not see my small, Lutherin mother in a seedy sex shop buying these things.

I cannot wait to see that episode on COPS when an old married couple fights with their live in friend over porn tapes.

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

You know, this thread has given me an idea for a thread of my own because I'm puzzled by this obsession with men/boys and porn.

 

[Docker2.0]

You know, this thread has given me an idea for a thread of my own because I'm puzzled by this obsession with men/boys and porn.

Copycat!

 

[Knightsaber Priss]

Copycat!

Huh?

 

[Docker2.0]

Huh?

nothing man, nothing! I'm kidding.

 

[MaskedManJRK]

Your mom is a freak! I bet she's a milf!

Only if you're into BBWs.

I cannot wait to see that episode on COPS when an old married couple fights with their live in friend over porn tapes.

Nah, they're not stupid enough to get on COPS. If you hear about them in the news, it'll probably be arresting my mom after finally pinning the murder weapon to his body buried in different pieces in the farmland.

 

[GregComicFan]

I discovered my dad's porn too, when I was around 13 yrs old. He had three videos, which were just straight-sex vids. No fetishes or freaky stuff. My parents later found out I had found them and my mom claimed they were videos that a "friend of the family" gave my dad and he always forgot to throw them away. Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight. But my mom knew they existed long before I did. So who knows...

Now I'm 24 yrs old. About a year ago, I started to notice my dad never erases the internet browsing history.

He visits two porn sites frequently.

Want to know what's funny? The porn sites he visits TOTALLY SUCK!!!!

I could totally refer him to much better sites with much better porn vids.

But should I?

hahahaha!

 

[Docker2.0]

Only if you're into BBWs.



Nah, they're not stupid enough to get on COPS. If you hear about them in the news, it'll probably be arresting my mom after finally pinning the murder weapon to his body buried in different pieces in the farmland.

Big girls give big love! Sometimes a big woman is all you need!

 

[Nathan]

Now I'm 24 yrs old. About a year ago, I started to notice my dad never erases the internet browsing history.

He visits two porn sites frequently.

Want to know what's funny? The porn sites he visits TOTALLY SUCK!!!!

I could totally refer him to much better sites with much better porn vids.

But should I?

hahahaha!

Just erase the history and type in the good sites. I think that should do. t:

 

[PyroChamber]

I remember when I found my stepdad's porn stash, when he and my mom got a divorce he forgot to take it with him and I kept it. But it wasn't until a couple of years later that I realized how bad it was, straight up 80s. White women with poofy hair and black dudes with jheri curls.

 

[Snoo]

Haha, yes, finding your dad's porn stash can be "traumatizing", shall we say. I feel for you. Indeed, there are some things you just don't wanna know about your dad. Gaah. *shudder* It's hard to forget and you want to forget LOL. I know it's just porn but seriously, it's my dad, I wish I never knew what stuff he likes. He should have hid it better (it was in a closet in our living room! Anyone could find it!). Maybe he just didn't care and that's cool I guess.

Why is there never a "OMG, I found my mom's porn stash!" discussion? It would be interesting to see (really). We could compare it to this thread. *laugh*

Want to know what's funny? The porn sites he visits TOTALLY SUCK!!!!

I could totally refer him to much better sites with much better porn vids.

*sporfle* Yes. "Hah, dad, you silly noob! You can't even find quality porn!" I have a feeling my dad does the same but I'm not going to say anything, it's just better left unsaid/ignored. Phew!

 

[chamber-music]

Had a simlar incident recently, but with a twist.

We have one of my dad's oldest friends staying here while he gets back on his feet. He, apparently, has a deep-seeded porn addiction, because he apparently stole my folk's porn stach and would watch them ALL DAY LONG. Let me tell ya, there's nothing worse then waking up, walking out to the kitchen to get some coffee, and finding a sixty year-old man sitting on the couch, most likely stroking himself to Vivid *****-licking. Needless to say, I've been a shut-in most days.

Anyway, a few days ago my mom put a stop on it and basically said "give us back the DVDs or else" and he gave them back the tapes. My mom informed me about this, and during her ranting about him doing it, she let out a whopper...she bought all the porn herself.

I just could not see my small, Lutherin mother in a seedy sex shop buying these things.

Your moms a superfreak

I found my moms lame chick lit erotica books when I was 10.