I got porn for my birthday

[Clouseau]

None of the pages were stuck so I assme it's "clean".

i dunno, dude... i don't think the hottie on Page 4 is supposed to have that Milk Mustache yet........

 

[Super Mark]

This sounds like an excuse someone would give their girlfriend or mother.
"How did I get this freaky porn magazine? Um, well, you're never going to believe this, but you know how last week it was my birthday? And you know how I always leave my car window slightly open....."

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

Orko is King says: "I got porn for my birthday."
Jourmugand says: "...."

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

This is a sad story.
I lived porn for my birthday.

 

[Tangled Web]

Lived? That sounds awesome.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

naw, it sucked.
The lights were super hot, she was totally faking all the moaning and some jerk kept telling us to stop and switch positions every time it started to get good.

 

[Fledermaus]

Yesterday was my birthday and I was pissed I had school that day. So when I'm walking to my car that day when class is over, I'm pretty happy lalalalala. I sit down in my car and notice there's a magazine on the floor. I pick it up, and it's PORN! Not that mainstream stuff like Playboy or Hustler, but one of those indie ones you only get at a specialty shop. Spread pages, close-ups, you name it. Someone just slipped it into my car through the cracked window (I always crack it open a little so it doesn't get too hot inside). Funky, huh?

Yeah... I'm gonna need that back. Sorry.

 

[Morg]

Big deal, I got laid on my birthday

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I hope you hid your wallet.

 

[Iceman]

Big deal, I got laid on my birthday

How much did it cost? t:

 

[Morg]

How much did it cost? t:

Nothing it was a former gf of mine and we did while my parents were downstairs

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Nothing it was a former gf of mine and we did while my parents were downstairs

That's risky if you can't hear how loud you're being.

 

[JLBats]

Nothing it was a former gf of mine and we did while my parents were downstairs

Wow. Next thing you know, our little Morgy will be riding his bike without a helmet, and maybe even riding in a car without a seatbelt

 

[Morg]

I hope you hid your wallet.

she wasn't after my money but whats in my pants

 

[JLBats]

she wasn't after my money but whats in my pants

Your credit card?

 

[Morg]

That's risky if you can't hear how loud you're being.

you mean her, I was pretty quiet and I had the stero on loud to cover any noise

 

[Iceman]

she wasn't after my money but whats in my pants

Your bus pass?

 

[Morg]

Your credit card?

I was in HS, I didn't had a CC

 

[Ben Urich]

naw, it sucked.
The lights were super hot, she was totally faking all the moaning and some jerk kept telling us to stop and switch positions every time it started to get good.

Yeah I really don't envy Ron Jeremy at all.

 

[SpideyInATree]

Yesterday was my birthday and I was pissed I had school that day. So when I'm walking to my car that day when class is over, I'm pretty happy lalalalala. I sit down in my car and notice there's a magazine on the floor. I pick it up, and it's PORN! Not that mainstream stuff like Playboy or Hustler, but one of those indie ones you only get at a specialty shop. Spread pages, close-ups, you name it. Someone just slipped it into my car through the cracked window (I always crack it open a little so it doesn't get too hot inside). Funky, huh?

You must be pretty young to be extremely excited about a porno mag slipped into your car. I mean, the Internet is quite the endless supply of porno, in fact, that why the Internet was invented...for porn.

Now, if it were, "I opened my car door and a smoking hot chick was sitting there and said, 'I'm here to satisfy your wildest dream'" Well, yeah, that's worth lalalalalaing over.

 

[Maximum Carnage]

A good porno mag doesn't come with spyware that eats your computer though.



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[Super Mark]

This sounds like an excuse someone would give their girlfriend or mother.
"How did I get this freaky porn magazine? Um, well, you're never going to believe this, but you know how last week it was my birthday? And you know how I always leave my car window slightly open....."

That was extremely funny, Super Mark. You are very clever, Super Mark. Thank you for making us laugh, Super Mark.

 

[SpideyInATree]

A good porno mag doesn't come with spyware that eats your computer though.



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Not every single porn site has spyware. The guy just seems a little too happy over a porn magazine. If he's 18 than it's even more confusing to me because he could just buy it himself. So, I'm guessing he's got to be 16 or so, maybe younger for all I know, you can never tell on The Hype.

That was extremely funny, Super Mark. You are very clever, Super Mark. Thank you for making us laugh, Super Mark.

No, it wasn't that funny.

 

[Space Moose]

Have you christened it yet?

Oh and is the Venom in your avatar a manip or an actual clip?

Hahaha!!!

 

[Mayor_McCheese]

This sounds like your first porn mag.. Maybe next year you'll get a BJ