I got porn for my birthday

[Orko Is King]

Yesterday was my birthday and I was pissed I had school that day. So when I'm walking to my car that day when class is over, I'm pretty happy lalalalala. I sit down in my car and notice there's a magazine on the floor. I pick it up, and it's PORN! Not that mainstream stuff like Playboy or Hustler, but one of those indie ones you only get at a specialty shop. Spread pages, close-ups, you name it. Someone just slipped it into my car through the cracked window (I always crack it open a little so it doesn't get too hot inside). Funky, huh?

 

[ampersand]

Eww, I wouldn't touch that.

 

[Equint77]

welcome to man-hood

 

[Sofa]

Eww, I wouldn't touch that.

I kinda thought the same thing. I mean, id imagine as a guy youd love getting porn, but isnt it a little strange that porn just fell into your car? Do you at least have an idea who would put that there?

 

[PWN3R]

I am on the side of finding this very strange/freaky/holy crap you're gonna get raped.

 

[Ben Urich]

Have you christened it yet?

Oh and is the Venom in your avatar a manip or an actual clip?

 

[PWN3R]

Its a manip made by the one and only xwolverine2. The best poster here.

 

[Ben Urich]

Damn that looks studio-quality.

 

[Orko Is King]

None of the pages were stuck so I assme it's "clean".

 

[PWN3R]

Damn that looks studio-quality.

He has some crazy skills. He's made better manips then that though. For X3 his manips were better than the movie.

 

[Tangled Web]

Yesterday was my birthday and I was pissed I had school that day. So when I'm walking to my car that day when class is over, I'm pretty happy lalalalala. I sit down in my car and notice there's a magazine on the floor. I pick it up, and it's PORN! Not that mainstream stuff like Playboy or Hustler, but one of those indie ones you only get at a specialty shop. Spread pages, close-ups, you name it. Someone just slipped it into my car through the cracked window (I always crack it open a little so it doesn't get too hot inside). Funky, huh?

hahaha! This part made me laugh the most.

 

[PWN3R]

None of the pages were stuck so I assme it's "clean".

It had to be someone who knows you always leave your windows cracked.

 

[Crooklyn]

None of the pages were stuck so I assme it's "clean".

That's an incredibly ignorant assumption.

 

[Sofa]

None of the pages were stuck so I assme it's "clean".

Never assume.

 

[Tangled Web]

Yup. The pages are glossed with wax so they will not stick together.

 

[Slipknot]

None of the pages were stuck so I assme it's "clean".

You're gonna get raped.

 

[The Riddler]

mmm fresh porn.

better than folgers in a cup.

 

[.M.D.]

How do people come to the conclusion of rape from finding a magazine with pornographic content in the person's car?

 

[ampersand]

mmm fresh porn.

better than folgers in a cup.

Ah but that is the problem, it isn't fresh porn. You never know where that's been.

 

[imdaly]

None of the pages were stuck so I assme it's "clean".

Yes, but did they TASTE clean??



























WHAT?!?!

 

[The Riddler]

Ah but that is the problem, it isn't fresh porn. You never know where that's been.

dirty porn is still better than folgers.

only slightly though.

 

[Sofa]

dirty porn is still better than folgers.

only slightly though.

I have to disagree. Coffee = perfection.

 

[The Riddler]

I have to disagree. Coffee = perfection.

i try not to drink coffee.

i hear once you drink it, it owns your soul.

it could just be bad intel though.

 

[7Hells]

You shouldnt be checking the mag for sticky pages you should be checking your car for teh sticky.

 

[Sofa]

i try not to drink coffee.

i hear once you drink it, it owns your soul.

it could just be bad intel though.

Its the worst addiction ever. But i love the addiction.

Give me more!