I, Docker, was threatened..........by my fiancee!

[Docker2.0]

As many of you know, I'm getting married soon in the Phillipines. I will be going there soon. So fellows, what's the most important thing that we recognize around wedding time...........the bachelor party right!? Anyway, everything was planned out........I have the sexiest filipina women that will work there......and they will cost me only.........well, we'll say it's 7 girls, and it's REALLY cheap! Anyway, my fiancee finds out. She says "I can't believe you are having that kind of party! If you touch ANY of them, this marriage will go to hell!!I will still marry you, but I swear I will make it hell for a month!" The look she had in her eyes would give the devil chills! She was dead serious! Thing is, in my last days of bachelor hood, I had plans for 2 of those girls with me at the same time. Just to say I did it as a man. Do you guys think this is right? We are not married yet and I just want to experience every man's dream before it becomes official. Or am I just being a dog ?

 

[Ice-man]

have fun

 

[Halcohol]

As many of you know, I'm getting married soon in the Phillipines. I will be going there soon. So fellows, what's the most important thing that we recognize around wedding time...........the bachelor party right!? Anyway, everything was planned out........I have the sexiest filipina women that will work there......and they will cost me only.........well, we'll say it's 7 girls, and it's REALLY cheap! Anyway, my fiancee finds out. She says "I can't believe you are having that kind of party! If you touch ANY of them, this marriage will go to hell!!I will still marry you, but I swear I will make it hell for a month!" The look she had in her eyes would give the devil chills! She was dead serious! Thing is, in my last days of bachelor hood, I had plans for 2 of those girls with me at the same time. Just to say I did it as a man. Do you guys think this is right? We are not married yet and I just want to experience every man's dream before it becomes official. Or am I just being a dog ?

Dude, the second you asked her to marry you, you forgo any right to a threesome not involving your wife.

There's a big difference between a bachelor party with strippers and one with hookers. How would you feel if two guys went to town on her the night before she was supposed to be married to you?

 

[jaguarr]

As many of you know, I'm getting married soon in the Phillipines. I will be going there soon. So fellows, what's the most important thing that we recognize around wedding time...........the bachelor party right!? Anyway, everything was planned out........I have the sexiest filipina women that will work there......and they will cost me only.........well, we'll say it's 7 girls, and it's REALLY cheap! Anyway, my fiancee finds out. She says "I can't believe you are having that kind of party! If you touch ANY of them, this marriage will go to hell!!I will still marry you, but I swear I will make it hell for a month!" The look she had in her eyes would give the devil chills! She was dead serious! Thing is, in my last days of bachelor hood, I had plans for 2 of those girls with me at the same time. Just to say I did it as a man. Do you guys think this is right? We are not married yet and I just want to experience every man's dream before it becomes official. Or am I just being a dog ?

Honestly? You bein' a dog, dawg. I'd leave it at a little grab-ass and drinking some beer off their boobs but don't go any further than that. You've got the woman of your dreams ready and willing to marry you. Why f**k that up for a little bit of trim that probably won't even really be that great?

jag

 

[Boom]

Thing is, in my last days of bachelor hood, I had plans for 2 of those girls with me at the same time. Just to say I did it as a man. Do you guys think this is right? We are not married yet and I just want to experience every man's dream before it becomes official. Or am I just being a dog ?

 

[Lightning Strykez!]

There's a big difference between a bachelor party with strippers and one with hookers. How would you feel if two guys went to town on her the night before she was supposed to be married to you?

Agreed Hal.

Docker, dude! It's so not worth it.

 

[SpideyLad]

Oh.....You're a complete moron....

 

[Docker2.0]

Dude, the second you asked her to marry you, you forgo any right to a threesome not involving your wife.

There's a big difference between a bachelor party with strippers and one with hookers. How would you feel if two guys went to town on her the night before she was supposed to be married to you?

I'm a guy! It's what we do. Plus once we are married, that's it. No more cheating. I only want to do it once just to ease that inner porn star inside me. I don't want to go into the marriage wondering what if, cuase i know damn sho she won't do it! I can't even eat at the Y without her not feeling comfortable.

 

[Docker2.0]

Oh.....You're a complete moron....

Yeah that means a lot comign from you.

 

[Halcohol]

I'm a guy! It's what we do. Plus once we are married, that's it. No more cheating. I only want to do it once just to ease that inner porn star inside me. I don't want to go into the marriage wondering what if, cuase i know damn sho she won't do it! I can't even eat at the Y without her not feeling comfortable.

Honestly? If you're going to have a threesome, one with two hookers ain't exactly gonna be porn-level quality. The trick is to find two best friends who are drunk at a club on their birthday...

But I digress.

Yeah, seriously dude, forget about it.

 

[Mister J]

You mean your fiancée objects to you having a threesome with two random chicks shortly before you get married?

The outrage! There ought to be a law.

 

[Boom]

I'm a guy! It's what we do.

Please don't place all of us in that category.

 

[Docker2.0]

Honestly? You bein' a dog, dawg. I'd leave it at a little grab-ass and drinking some beer off their boobs but don't go any further than that. You've got the woman of your dreams ready and willing to marry you. Why f**k that up for a little bit of trim that probably won't even really be that great?

jag

That's the thing, she doesn't want me touching them. Ok, I'm wrong for the 3some thing. I can admit that and it was asking to much. But.....not having the party at all?! c'mon!

 

[Boom]

That's the thing, she doesn't want me touching them. Ok, I'm wrong for the 3some thing. I can admit that and it was asking to much. But.....not having the party at all?! c'mon!

Just hire a bunch of strippers. That seems to be the traditional thing.

 

[Docker2.0]

You mean your fiancée objects to you having a threesome with two random chicks shortly before you get married?

The outrage! There ought to be a law.

They are not random.........per say. My friends know them.

 

[SpideyLad]

Yeah that means a lot comign from you.

Yeah, thanks.

But seriously, cheating on your fiancee stupid. If you wanted to do this, then whats the point in arranging to get married before it in the first place?

 

[blind_fury]

Do it.

 

[Halcohol]

That's the thing, she doesn't want me touching them. Ok, I'm wrong for the 3some thing. I can admit that and it was asking to much. But.....not having the party at all?! c'mon!

Oh, hell no, you've got a right to party. Just don't do anything stupid.

 

[Docker2.0]

Agreed Hal.

Docker, dude! It's so not worth it.

Thanks for the advice.


I'm so sensitive! I can't take bashing! Go easy peeps! I "probably" wont' cheat but for me not to have the party is crazy! I even told her to have a party but she doesn't want to. she's a good girl and I'm glad I have her but..................I just wanted to do this before I get married. I hope some of you guys can understand, not just condemn me!!

 

[blind_fury]

They are not random.........per say. My friends know them.

waitaminute.

Are your friends trust worthy?

If not you should keep them in the dark.

 

[jaguarr]

That's the thing, she doesn't want me touching them. Ok, I'm wrong for the 3some thing. I can admit that and it was asking to much. But.....not having the party at all?! c'mon!

Well, like someone else put it, would you want a couple of guys putting their mitts all over her at her bachelorette party? Probably not, right? Sounds like you've got a woman who loves you and is a little possessive of you. Trust me, that's not such a bad thing. You aren't missing much as far as the freaknasty goes. Try putting your energy into working on your communication about exploring your sexuality with your soon to be wife. I bet she'll surprise you if you can get her to talk about it openly and honestly. And to do that, it's going to take trust. Going off and boinking a couple of Filipina hookers and maybe contracting the clap, herpes or worse isn't going to do you any favors where earning her trust on sexual matters is concerned.

jag

 

[Bat Attack]

Docker, congratulations your an idiot. *shakes hands*

 

[Duende Verde]

Do it.

This comes as a surprise...

 

[Halcohol]

I wonder how much mileage we're going to get out of that Russian ninja

 

[Docker2.0]

Docker, congratulations your an idiot. *shakes hands*

your mama!