I got hit in the face

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I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?
 
you should have sued!

We makin' munnie man!
 
Karate Kid 1-2, not 3, and possibly 4.
 
I would of stolen his cokes instead of lunch money.
 
I would guess he's taken self defense classes... you could always start off at some Tae Kwon Do or karate class.
 
I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?
Lol, another day in the adventures of MC. Why the **** are you stealing kid's lunch money? What are you, 11? :huh:
 
Poor wil MC. It's hard out there for a pimp. :csad:
 
I was trying to steal a kid's lunch money, and I go to pickpocket when the motherf**ker grabs my wrist, somehow brings me down to my knees so I'm on level with him then went "WAHTAH!!" He did this insane spinning kick that hit me in the face and knocked me flat on my back. I blacked out and woke up in the back of an ambulance, that kid is awesome. Where the hell can you learn that stuff?

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That made logging on tonight worthwhile....thanks a million.:woot:
 
I'd like to live as MC for a day. I imagine it would be like an acid trip, only better. :o
 
Lol, another day in the adventures of MC. Why the **** are you stealing kid's lunch money? What are you, 11? :huh:

What, a mothaf**ka cna't steal another mothaf**kas moneys no more?! :cmad:

For serious, I was really jonesing for some iced tea and I left my wallet at home.

you deserved it.

For what? I'd understand if I threatened the kid in some way. Ugh. You're a cruel person.

Poor wil MC. It's hard out there for a pimp. :csad:

It's harder for the hos. At least until they come to me. I can't help it, their lives are all... and... I just can't take that much money away from what they do. They need to buy shoes and stuff. :csad:

That must have hurted. :csad:

Not rlly, it was more shocking than painful. I thought I got shot by a sniper or something. :huh:
 
What, a mothaf**ka cna't steal another mothaf**kas moneys no more?! :cmad:

For serious, I was really jonesing for some iced tea and I left my wallet at home.
A true mothaf**ka doesn't drink ice t. He drinks the tea without the ice, the hardcore way. :cmad:
 
Hah! Like a French man would know!! :cmad:

Ugh, now that I think about it I should have just threw a chair through a vending machine.
 
The kid would prolly be willing to teach you if you got him laid
 
Hah! Like a French man would know!! :cmad:

Ugh, now that I think about it I should have just threw a chair through a vending machine.
What in the hell would give you the impression that I'm french? :huh: Unless you're referring to L S P, in which case what a ****ty reference. But yeah throwing a chair at a vending machine would be awesome to see.
 
Do you think of moi as idiot?! LeChuck! :cmad:

k I'm gonna try and learn some wickedass take down a sneaky punk moves.
 
If you do end up throwing a chair at a vending machine, videotape it and put it on youtube so we can all see.
 

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