I was assaulted at the Hallowe'en Haunt

[Dew k. Mosi]

yeah, she's got some wide nips.


Aly Hannigan is so ****ing pale tho.

I like pale

 

[Holly]

punching mexicans to cookie nipples, amazing

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

punching mexicans to cookie nipples, amazing

you new to Hype, babe?

 

[Holly]

you new to Hype, babe?

ive been finding mexican men attractive lately. there's this one guy who has Burt eyebrows (like Burt and Ernie from Sesame Street). my standards have depressingly plummeted lately. and i really want gooey warm chocolate chip cookies. that's what's amazing. i already know everyone here is ****ed

 

[Abaddon]

mmhm, they'll mow your lawn real good.

 

[bullets]

thats depressing

 

[The Apocalypse]

But last night while I was working at Universals Hallowe'en Horror Nights 2007 as a "Leatherface Victim" I was left alone while my murderer went on lunch. So I was doing my job as best I could, begging people to help me, trying to find where Leatherface put my face (I have a muscle and bone prosthesis on my face that has a fake face on top that he rips off) and generall just being scary and creepy right? Well, I am supposed to be tied by a belt to a table, but I was sitting up since he was gone, and pretending to try and free myself before he got back.

Suddenly, this drunk guy grabbed my arm, and tried to wrench me off the table. I rolled to the other side but now I'm in the back of the shed where there is a stove and a fridge and a bunch of body parts, and there is no exit. No worries, he is just going to laugh and leave, right? Wrong. He comes INTO my environment and his buddy (equally drunk) comes around the other side and I am trapped completely. The first guy grabs at me again, pulling my hair, and when I pull away, ending up facing the other guy, the second guy PUNCHES me in the face.

So I take my belt and I swing it, buckle first at them and it hits one of them before bouncing off the table and they both take off running.

Meanwhile there are HUNDREDS of guests walking by, and my show patrol escort is CHATTING with someone! Not one of them try to help me. I immediately climbed up onto the table and waved over show patrol but the guys were just mexican guys in hoodies and they blended into the crowd and got away.

I go down to ScareBase to file a report and find out that probably these same guys punched this five foot tall "Jason Vorhees Victim" in the face and when she fell, she broke her arm!

I went back to work because why not, and when they removed my facepiece, the whole side of my face is scraped and bruised. What *******s.

I am sure telling you all this sets me up for mockery but who cares. I want vicodin now

really unlucky, but i have to laugh..sorry hehe

 

[Dread]

Just a word to some of you who are making fun of Dew over this; you're making fun of a victim of an assault. A woman, no less, hit by some guttertrash punks.

I know it is to be expected and Dew's able to crack wise too, but, seriously, think about it. A perfectly nice woman doing her job was hit in the face and some of you are making fun of her. That's not cool. There should be some kind of line.

Charisma Carpenter posed for PLAYBOY? I wonder if anyone wanted to get it signed at a con.

 

[bullets]

i need to get my hands on it

 

[Abaddon]

it's the circumstances surrounding the assault that makes it funny, not the assault itself.

 

[knowsbleed]

Just a word to some of you who are making fun of Dew over this; you're making fun of a victim of an assault. A woman, no less, hit by some guttertrash punks.

I know it is to be expected and Dew's able to crack wise too, but, seriously, think about it. A perfectly nice woman doing her job was hit in the face and some of you are making fun of her. That's not cool. There should be some kind of line.

So its better to play the pity distributor? Most of the people aren't "making fun" but trying to put a little humor into a jacked up situation. I'm pretty sure she was moreso relaying her story than looking for your pity.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

So its better to play the pity distributor? Most of the people aren't "making fun" but trying to put a little humor into a jacked up situation. I'm pretty sure she was moreso relaying her story than looking for your pity.

Well, I was looking for a little pity

 

[zanos]

I highly recommend a permanent banning for these 2 mexican guys.

 

[Ice-man]

I'm not a bro, I'm a sis

if your rly a girl than sorry to hear that you got hit, if its one thing that really bothers me is when i girl gets hit by a guy,


how r u feeling though, oh congrats on taking the situation into ur own hands and scaring them off, but also good that you didn't get hurt again in the process.

you should complain that no one was paying attention or doing there jobs and sue for damages or something, get a few bucks in your pocket.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

if your rly a girl than sorry to hear that you got hit, if its one thing that really bothers me is when i girl gets hit by a guy,


how r u feeling though, oh congrats on taking the situation into ur own hands and scaring them off, but also good that you didn't get hurt again in the process.

you should complain that no one was paying attention or doing there jobs and sue for damages or something, get a few bucks in your pocket.

I am really a girl, and yeah, I thought it would make them mad, but there were hundreds of guests walking past. Eventually someone would have stopped, I think. I complained and they are talking about "making things right" whatever that means, and later in the evening God rewarded me, by letting me scare someone so bad the money fell out of their pocket and they never reclaimed it. So $33 in my pocket

 

[Sensi]

I am glad you are ok, Dew. That was an awful thing to go through. I know I would have been scared. You were brave and handled it well.

 

[Dangerous]

Sorry that happened Dew, any guys who punch a girl in the face are worms and I hope they get the same soon. Gotta be careful sometimes..

 

[Sugarculted]

Suddenly, this drunk guy grabbed my arm, and tried to wrench me off the table. I rolled to the other side but now I'm in the back of the shed where there is a stove and a fridge and a bunch of body parts, and there is no exit. No worries, he is just going to laugh and leave, right? Wrong. He comes INTO my environment and his buddy (equally drunk) comes around the other side and I am trapped completely. The first guy grabs at me again, pulling my hair, and when I pull away, ending up facing the other guy, the second guy PUNCHES me in the face.

Throw them into the sun damn it!

 

[X-Ray]

But last night while I was working at Universals Hallowe'en Horror Nights 2007 as a "Leatherface Victim" I was left alone while my murderer went on lunch. So I was doing my job as best I could, begging people to help me, trying to find where Leatherface put my face (I have a muscle and bone prosthesis on my face that has a fake face on top that he rips off) and generall just being scary and creepy right? Well, I am supposed to be tied by a belt to a table, but I was sitting up since he was gone, and pretending to try and free myself before he got back.

Suddenly, this drunk guy grabbed my arm, and tried to wrench me off the table. I rolled to the other side but now I'm in the back of the shed where there is a stove and a fridge and a bunch of body parts, and there is no exit. No worries, he is just going to laugh and leave, right? Wrong. He comes INTO my environment and his buddy (equally drunk) comes around the other side and I am trapped completely. The first guy grabs at me again, pulling my hair, and when I pull away, ending up facing the other guy, the second guy PUNCHES me in the face.

So I take my belt and I swing it, buckle first at them and it hits one of them before bouncing off the table and they both take off running.

Meanwhile there are HUNDREDS of guests walking by, and my show patrol escort is CHATTING with someone! Not one of them try to help me. I immediately climbed up onto the table and waved over show patrol but the guys were just mexican guys in hoodies and they blended into the crowd and got away.

I go down to ScareBase to file a report and find out that probably these same guys punched this five foot tall "Jason Vorhees Victim" in the face and when she fell, she broke her arm!

I went back to work because why not, and when they removed my facepiece, the whole side of my face is scraped and bruised. What *******s.

I am sure telling you all this sets me up for mockery but who cares. I want vicodin now

You gotta talk to your bosses about allowing female employees to arm themselves with tasers/led pipes/bats or some ****. Since it seems like these *****es were only aiming for the ladies

 

[bullets]

if i saw that i would of had some bandito blood on my hands

 

[terry78]

It's drunks like that that give the rest of the law abiding alcohol abusers a bad name.

 

[tzarinna]

Here, here. *rasies glass*

 

[terry78]

^And I don't even drink, so you know it's pretty ****ed up when I take that stance.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I am really a girl, and yeah, I thought it would make them mad, but there were hundreds of guests walking past. Eventually someone would have stopped, I think. I complained and they are talking about "making things right" whatever that means, and later in the evening God rewarded me, by letting me scare someone so bad the money fell out of their pocket and they never reclaimed it. So $33 in my pocket

Well, you got the $33 so that's gotta help. I'm wondering if the hundreds of guests would've helped though or just thought it was part of the show. Security really should've been on the ball though, maybe they shouldn't hire bitter people who didn't make the cut to be in the show.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm surprised there aren't more stabbings at Haunted Houses.