I hate Earth

[Wiseman]

in my area, there are jobs....its just jobs that most people don't want to do...janitor type stuff, hard manual labor, etc

I'm used to hard manual labor..............wait, we're talking about masterbation right?

 

[BlackLantern]

I'm used to hard manual labor..............wait, we're talking about masterbation right?

no...I'm talking about work that requires you to keep your pants ON

 

[Wiseman]

no...I'm talking about work that requires you to keep your pants ON

psh, they'd have to pay me for that

 

[The Guard]

I'm curious...was there ever a time when jobs flowed like milk and honey? I mean, I know the job market sucks, but the job market sucked when I was in school, college, etc, as well.

Granted, I live in Ohio.

 

[Ace of Knaves]

I'm used to hard manual labor..............wait, we're talking about masterbation right?

:

Yea man the first proper job I got was doing double glazing fitting. That was well alright money and I was only 17. Bout £300 a week. Hard graft though. Those were sick times. Bare money.

But these days there is **** all work about.

 

[enterthemadness]

Finding a job has been hell for me, too. I finally got a job (I haven't worked since November 2008) at a Wal-Mart. Now, I clearly applied for all of the following: Cashier, Sales Floor, Stocking (taking items from the back room and putting them on the shelves), Electronics and Groceries.

I'm a fairly weak person...pretty skinny, and you can look at me and instantly tell I can barely lift my own weight. Considering all this, plus my experience as a cashier, sales rep, and pretty much customer-associate interface, you'd think I would have gotten hired in as a cashier or something?

No. I'm warehousing. Lifting extremely heavy boxes all day. Boxes far heavier than I can manage...all day. What really kills me is that I was told they needed more warehousing staffing tan they needed cashiers, yet during orientation, I was the only ICS guy while they hired four cashiers. If they desperately needed more ICS, then why only hire 1 while the cashiers are now overstaffed? PLUS, one of the new cashiers is this 6'3, 200 lb plus athletic-type guy! Not to hate or anything, but COME ON! Clearly HE needs to be back in the warehouse! He has the muscle to do this kind of labor! My weak-ass needs to be in HIS position!

F***in' sucks, is what it is. And I need this job, so I just have to deal with it.

WAL*MART is ******ed - now you have first-hand experience of this fact

Yep, that's Wal-Mart. Worked at one for nearly 2 years in the parking lot. Co-workers were mostly cool, but poor management and Walmart seeming to somehow act dumber than a ****** (Oh, I can say this...cause I worked with special people...who should have been put inside, not outside in the lot) and even they were like 'This makes no sense'.

 

[CelticPredator]

I am...tired of earth. Tired of these people. Tired of getting caught, in the tangle of their lives.

 

[Aesop Rocks]

Crawling in my skinnnnn

 

[Anubis]

You should cut yourself, that'll make you feel better.

 

[BlackLantern]

or write some poetry

 

[CelticPredator]

Or read some Twilight.

 

[Anubis]

And if all else fails, Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[CelticPredator]

In bangkok.

 

[Maximus One]

Lol screw this planet. Funny thing is everyones all like "Were hurting the environment! We are killing mother Earth! blah blah" And seriously we as a species dont really have the power to actually kill the planet. Well destroy ourselves or the environment to such a point that it destroys us but we will never be able to truly destroy this planet. Even if the whole planet was nuked and radioactive it wouldnt be like that forever and another species would in all likelihood grow to evolve and dominate the planet millions of years from now. This planet is gonna be here long long long after every single human life has been extinguished

 

[Maximus One]

I am...tired of earth. Tired of these people. Tired of getting caught, in the tangle of their lives.

Love that quote. I really do feel like that sometimes.

 

[The Guard]

In bangkok

One night in bangkock and the world's your oyster.

 

[Maximus One]

Go to Tijuana. $50 bux never bought me so much weed sure there were branches in it but screw it I hadda a garbage bag full I was King for a day!

 

[The Guard]

You used up a garbage bag full of weed in a day?

 

[knowsbleed]

There are some days that I wish I just had a construction job. I miss really working vs being a desk jockey.

 

[Suirou]

Finding a job has been hell for me, too. I finally got a job (I haven't worked since November 2008) at a Wal-Mart. Now, I clearly applied for all of the following: Cashier, Sales Floor, Stocking (taking items from the back room and putting them on the shelves), Electronics and Groceries.

I'm a fairly weak person...pretty skinny, and you can look at me and instantly tell I can barely lift my own weight. Considering all this, plus my experience as a cashier, sales rep, and pretty much customer-associate interface, you'd think I would have gotten hired in as a cashier or something?

No. I'm warehousing. Lifting extremely heavy boxes all day. Boxes far heavier than I can manage...all day. What really kills me is that I was told they needed more warehousing staffing tan they needed cashiers, yet during orientation, I was the only ICS guy while they hired four cashiers. If they desperately needed more ICS, then why only hire 1 while the cashiers are now overstaffed? PLUS, one of the new cashiers is this 6'3, 200 lb plus athletic-type guy! Not to hate or anything, but COME ON! Clearly HE needs to be back in the warehouse! He has the muscle to do this kind of labor! My weak-ass needs to be in HIS position!

F***in' sucks, is what it is. And I need this job, so I just have to deal with it.

I am the same with Sam's Club.
I have to do the heavy liftings also and I am only 5'11, 135 lbs skinny guy.
And yet, there's 2 big guys behind the cash machines who can probably bench-press me without breaking a sweat.

 

[knowsbleed]

Think of it this way... you're getting paid to get in shape.

 

[Anubis]

Not to mention you'll be able to pick up that sweet disability check after you get a hernia.

 

[Carcharodon]

Think of it this way... you're getting paid to get in shape.

I put on a LOT of muscle working in the paint department at Lowe's. Now my current job is helping me lose weight. Win.

 

[knowsbleed]

Not to mention you'll be able to pick up that sweet disability check after you get a hernia.

Plus... hernias make great conversation starters. "Hey, check this out".

 

[Anubis]

You'll be the life of the party....and isn't that worth the horrific groin injury?