I hate Earth

[knowsbleed]

I have some days that I'd take a hernia over my job.

 

[Maximus One]

AAHH!!Stop talking about hernias! Im a nuerotic hypochodriac I dont wanna hear about hernias! Hernias and heart attacks are the bane of my existence. Kowledge is power but knowledge just makes me one paranoid mofo

 

[SuperFerret]

[YT]GpyoxEYa5mE[/YT]

 

[Maximus One]

Not watching for fear that you are attempting to **** with me

 

[knowsbleed]

SuperFerret "***" with somebody... neeeh verrrr.

 

[SuperFerret]

I'm just a fuzzy woodland critter, how could I possibly **** with somebody?

 

[Maximus One]

I had an albino Ferret once that I stole from a pet store when I was like 17. He was the **** and I affably named him Trip since I was sorta tripping balls when I stole him lol But I had him for like 5 years till he died. He was my lil buddy I miss him. Now I just want a sugar glider or a python

 

[knowsbleed]

You are officially the first person I've ever encountered who has stolen a ferret.

 

[SuperFerret]

I had an albino Ferret once that I stole from a pet store when I was like 17. He was the **** and I affably named him Trip since I was sorta tripping balls when I stole him lol But I had him for like 5 years till he died. He was my lil buddy I miss him. Now I just want a sugar glider or a python

Go for the python. They have more longevity and are easier to care for than sugar gliders. Keeping a sugar glider as a pet is probably the worst thing that can be done to them.

 

[BlackLantern]

until the python eats your face

 

[SuperFerret]

But at least the python is okay. That's the important part. A sugar glider in captivity will never survive past it's larval stage, and we all know that they need to achieve their adult stage to eat faces.

 

[C. Lee]

Now I just want a sugar glider or a python

Pythons cause hernias.

 

[knowsbleed]

I've yet to see a snake eat face... but I do remember my old roommates pet snake try to eat his head when he was putting a mouse into the snake's tank.

My roommate wasn't too happy... but the snake and I had a blasty blast.

 

[SuperFerret]

I've yet to see a snake eat face... but I do remember my old roommates pet snake try to eat his head when he was putting a mouse into the snake's tank.

My roommate wasn't too happy... but the snake and I had a blasty blast.

Snakes are, by nature, fun-loving creatures.

 

[Maximus One]

You are officially the first person I've ever encountered who has stolen a ferret.

Thank you Thank you. I usually am when I tell people about that.

 

[Maximus One]

It was hilarious though cuz I stole an ALBINO one the most recognizable one in the box. He had red beady eyes. I had this big baggy hoodie on and I put him in my sleeve cuz he was really small cuz he was young right. I put my hands in the front hoodie pocket and he kept like crawling up my sleeve as I was walking out. :Sigh: oh the memories. I miss the old days like that I had so much fun lmao

 

[Maximus One]

Pythons cause hernias.

No!!!!! You dirty sum *****!!! LOL thats just wrong man

 

[SuperFerret]

Note to everyone: If I go missing, check Eklypze's house. He kidnaps ferrets.

 

[Maximus One]

Damn right biatch! You are warned!

 

[ARROGANCE]

Earth is awesome, bummer about you not having a job