I hate kids

[Maxwell Smart]

So I have my window open for air conditioning purposes here next to my comp in my room- and the damn neighbor kids next door are making a lot of noise. They're girls and god damn I swear I can hear their screaming every 6 ****ing seconds.

So now I have on headphones.

 

[twylight]

So I have my window open for air conditioning purposes here next to my comp in my room- and the damn neighbor kids next door are making a lot of noise. They're girls and god damn I swear I can hear their screaming every 6 flowering seconds.

So now I have on headphones.

Tsk tsk..Children are the future.

 

[Da Docta]

But you like Dakota, right?

 

[Tangled Web]

I hate that crap. Damn kids.

 

[Childlike Wild]

You're mad because kids are playing outside? It's not like they're squealing in a movie theatre.

 

[Tangled Web]

I hate when they **** up movies.

 

[DOG LIPS]

You're mad because kids are playing outside? It's not like they're squealing in a movie theatre.

Nah, he's mad because they are "outside".

 

[twylight]

You're mad because kids are playing outside? It's not like they're squealing in a movie theatre.

"A very special level of hell."
- Book, Firefly

 

[Da Docta]

Nah, he's mad because they are "outside".

No, he's mad cuz they're "girls"

 

[Childlike Wild]

;9.

That was my first attempt at a sad face. My fingers are turning into Brodie.

(about Hell, the kids he wants to molest, and my typing.)

 

[E. Bison]

Usually, I just expose myself to them and they go away from their on. Now if a cop knocks on your door just pretend you are severely ******ed and then he will leave.

 

[twylight]

;9.

That was my first attempt at a sad face. My fingers are turning into Brodie.

(about Hell, the kids he wants to molest, and my typing.)

"If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."

-Book, Firefly


Darn CLW..stop playing into my hands!

 

[Maxwell Smart]

You're mad because kids are playing outside? It's not like they're squealing in a movie theatre.

Their constant hollering and screaming makes me want to pull my hair out.

 

[8Ball2/JanG5]

You hate a lot of people Maxwell

 

[Maxwell Smart]

You hate a lot of people Maxwell

Nah.

 

[Childlike Wild]

Sorry Twy.

Their constant hollering and screaming makes me want to pull my hair out.

They're outside. Shut the window if you want quiet. Or invest in buying E.Bison.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

They're outside. Shut the window if you want quiet. Or invest in buying E.Bison.

A bit warm to shut the window, its why its open.

 

[Lackey]

buy an AC unit

 

[Maxwell Smart]

buy an AC unit

We have one, but electricity here has become so friggin' outrageous lately, we only run it when its really really hot.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I live in south Texas, we neither open our windows, nor do we go outside. Each and every window has an AC in it anyway.

 

[E. Bison]

Why don't you get a girl and pretend to start yelling at each other and pretend to have a "domestic dispute" and brake a few things. Usually, domestic disputes scare kids off.

 

[passerby]

Now you know how your neighbors felt when you were a kid.

 

[Maxwell Smart]

I live in south Texas, we neither open our windows, nor do we go outside. Each and every window has an AC in it anyway.

Ah you have window units, we have central air and heat.

Where are you, btw? Baytown? Port Arthur? Liberty? Beaumont? Houston? Galveston? Katy?

 

[Hades]

Children taste good with soup.

 

[Addendum]

Put some "Danger: Mine Field" signs in your front yard. That'll keep the little bastards away.

Or even burn some effigies of Pikachu, Naruto or what ever cartoon character kids like these days