I Hate My Neighbors Dog!!!

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  1. passerby Registered

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    The stupid thing won't shut up!!! I myself have 3 dogs, but atleast I don't let them bark for a 3 hours without letting them in!!

    I want to shoot it!!!!
     
  2. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    You know what to do.
     
  3. Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    feed it cocoa puffs.. it looks like dog food... and because it's chocolate.. it'll probably kill it.

    my mom did that a few years ago to our neighbors boxer.... she thought it was harmless till the dog dropped dead. She didn't know chocolate is poison to dogs... I laugh at it now.
     
  4. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    :: plays Godfather theme ::
     
  5. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    I'm going to defer to the DL solution...sex it, it will definitely shut up after that.
     
  6. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    hahaha
     
  7. passerby Registered

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    I threw a rock at it and it still is barking!
     
  8. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    but sexin' hasn't done much to vanquish Satan-Cat, though I'm sure he's sturdier than this neglected dog. *shrug*
     
  9. Equint77 MY NAME IS HOV

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    pour some liquor in his water dish......
     
  10. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    hmmm, throwing a rock at it didn't quiet it down?
    Maybe blast an air-horn at it, or poke it with a stick.
    :confused:
     
  11. ShadowBoxing Registered

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    Well thats because cats have nine lives
     
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    I think it's blind. I always looks the wrong way when barking. Maybe I will have a deathmatch between it and one of my dogs.
     
  13. Erzengel |-o-| (-o-) |-o-|

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    Maybe it needs you to show it who's the domininate male on the block. Put some rubber boots on the dog so he can't move.
     
  14. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Its ******ed you parked in his handi-cap space.
     
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    How will that make it shut up?
     
  16. Wilhelm-Scream Registered

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    But where's passerby going to find a willing male who's more dominant than the dog?
     
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    Why do you all assume that the dog is a boy?
     
  18. Darthphere Kneel before 'Drox!

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    Because you havent told us otherwise, either way you have to challenge it to a wrestling match.
     
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    Maybe he can ask one of his dogs if they know any?
     
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    YOU
     
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    They're all girls
     
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    PatrickBateman is incredibly not funny.
     

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