I Hate My Neighbors Dog!!!

[passerby]

The stupid thing won't shut up!!! I myself have 3 dogs, but atleast I don't let them bark for a 3 hours without letting them in!!

I want to shoot it!!!!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You know what to do.

 

[Equint77]

feed it cocoa puffs.. it looks like dog food... and because it's chocolate.. it'll probably kill it.

my mom did that a few years ago to our neighbors boxer.... she thought it was harmless till the dog dropped dead. She didn't know chocolate is poison to dogs... I laugh at it now.

 

[Erzengel]

:: plays Godfather theme ::

 

[ShadowBoxing]

You know what to do.

I'm going to defer to the DL solution...sex it, it will definitely shut up after that.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

:: plays Godfather theme ::

hahaha

 

[passerby]

I threw a rock at it and it still is barking!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I'm going to defer to the DL solution...sex it, it will definitely shut up after that.

but sexin' hasn't done much to vanquish Satan-Cat, though I'm sure he's sturdier than this neglected dog. *shrug*

 

[Equint77]

I threw a rock at it and it still is barking!

pour some liquor in his water dish......

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

I threw a rock at it and it still is barking!

hmmm, throwing a rock at it didn't quiet it down?
Maybe blast an air-horn at it, or poke it with a stick.

 

[ShadowBoxing]

but sexin' hasn't done much to vanquish Satan-Cat, though I'm sure he's sturdier than this neglected dog. *shrug*

Well thats because cats have nine lives

 

[passerby]

hmmm, throwing a rock at it didn't quiet it down?
Maybe blast an air-horn at it, or poke it with a stick.

I think it's blind. I always looks the wrong way when barking. Maybe I will have a deathmatch between it and one of my dogs.

 

[Erzengel]

Maybe it needs you to show it who's the domininate male on the block. Put some rubber boots on the dog so he can't move.

 

[Darthphere]

I think it's blind. I always looks the wrong way when barking. Maybe I will have a deathmatch between it and one of my dogs.

Its ******ed you parked in his handi-cap space.

 

[passerby]

Maybe it needs you to show it who's the domininate male on the block. Put some rubber boots on the dog so he can't move.

How will that make it shut up?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Maybe it needs you to show it who's the domininate male on the block. Put some rubber boots on the dog so he can't move.

But where's passerby going to find a willing male who's more dominant than the dog?

 

[passerby]

Why do you all assume that the dog is a boy?

 

[Darthphere]

Why do you all assume that the dog is a boy?

Because you havent told us otherwise, either way you have to challenge it to a wrestling match.

 

[Erzengel]

But where's passerby going to find a willing male who's more dominant than the dog?

Maybe he can ask one of his dogs if they know any?

 

[patrickbateman]

The stupid thing won't shut up!!! I myself have 3 dogs, but atleast I don't let them bark for a 3 hours without letting them in!!

I want to shoot it!!!!

YOU

 

[patrickbateman]

Need

 

[passerby]

Maybe he can ask one of his dogs?

They're all girls

 

[patrickbateman]

NEWMAN

 

[patrickbateman]

Call Him Now

 

[Darthphere]

PatrickBateman is incredibly not funny.