I think my neighbor...

The Spawn

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Every five months I live in Jersey for a while…in doing so, I guess you could call my neighbors my neighbors still…anyway, I haven’t been around for five months and I got back about two weeks ago.

The house to my left is the house that belongs to my friendly “manly” power tool neighbor. He’s like Tim the Tool Man Taylor basically and is the go to guy for all that stuff…for the female neighbors anyway.

His wife works as a secretary for the local school principal and is gone during typical school hours…I haven’t seen her for two weeks.

The house belongs to one of my “no longer with us” relatives…most of the property I own does. All of my family, even when six feet under, are prodigiously paranoid.

That’s why I wasn’t surprised to find the surveillance room he had in the basement four years ago. Well, the house came with a butler; he’s in charge of basically everything and restocks the tapes used to film everything within a 1,000 ft radius of the lawn.

We don’t talk.

Anyway, I haven’t seen or spoken to my neighbor’s wife and he’s gotten a change in wardrobe within the last few months apparently…all black. He’s even painted the house black.

He hasn’t spoken to me once, but I’ve seen him standing on the lawn.

Just standing.

For the last 5 hours, I’ve just been watching the surveillance tapes and have come to the conclusion that he’s killed his wife.

Discuss.
 
I can get the paint brand, but not the house.
 
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^lol

Find out if the wife is still working at the school. If it turns out that the husband called in saying she was leaving/quiting. Well I say it'd be a good time call 9-1-1. That or gather up a couple of neighbors and bust his ass. Of course one of them has to be a military nutcase in order for this to work out.
 
Now THIS...THIS is the kind of Spawn thread that I have missed. :up:

jag
 
Apparently he's started this book club like Oprah or something.

The memebers are all males, around the age of 18-21.

All wear black and move very quickly.
 
The Spawn said:
Apparently he's started this book club like Oprah or something.

The memebers are all males, around the age of 18-21.

All wear black and move very quickly.

Do they all wear matching Nike's?

jag
 
The Spawn said:
Apparently he's started this book club like Oprah or something.

The memebers are all males, around the age of 18-21.

All wear black and move very quickly.

ninjas !? :ninja:
 
I'm gonna go over there and ask for his lawn mower...he knows I have 3 and a 1/2 but lets see what happens.
 
nah, steal some of his mail and then return it to him in person saying you got it by accident.
 

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