I Have A Problem.

[Wilhelm-Scream]

You should kill them with a shotgun, ****ing yuppies. They;re all alike and they'll never let you in.

...oh wait, I don't wanna end up like Jeff Bridges in the fisher king, don't kill them, I hate homeless people.

Well, thanks for stirring up the long dormant memory of that leathery harpy's shnozz, his ugly wife in that.
What an ugly film. I liked how the red knight was a symbol of exploding head though.

 

[The Watchman]

I'd let that knight give me head, I'm not picky.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

mmm....SLO-MO Head.
huh?
huh?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Is it true that drinking Antifreeze makes your boobs bigger?

 

[Hudson]

Is it true that drinking Antifreeze makes your boobs bigger?

I wouldn't try it.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Youre not the boss of me..

 

[jaguarr]

Youre not the boss of me..

Actually, you were transfered last week while you were on vacation, soooo.....yeah, he is the boss of you, now.

jag

 

[tzarinna]

Once again somebody steals my job

Off to bigger and better things with you

 

[Tsunulia]

Off to bigger and better things with you

Bigger? Better? ................................ How? Where?

 

[Holly Goodhead]

Bigger? Better? ................................ How? Where?

 

[JLBats]

I always mix "Tsunulia" up with "Tzarinna".

and I always mix "The Last Meat Bag" up with "Winter Spleen".

When I get drunk, the problem intensifies!

Any suggestions on how I can avoid this?

The first one I understand. I mix those two up all the time.

But the second one doesn't make any sense

 

[Hudson]

Actually, you were transfered last week while you were on vacation, soooo.....yeah, he is the boss of you, now.

jag

True

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

I always mix "Tsunulia" up with "Tzarinna".

and I always mix "The Last Meat Bag" up with "Winter Spleen".

When I get drunk, the problem intensifies!

Any suggestions on how I can avoid this?

Although, I mix up The Last Meatbag with non-existent bandwidth

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

I always mix "Tsunulia" up with "Tzarinna".

Actually...your not the only one.Since both of them are nearly the same,i get confused also.I think they might be related or such,its funny...and sad at the same time.

 

[Obi-Wan Kipobe]

I mix Samuel L. Jackson up with Screech from Saved by the Bell.

 

[Tsunulia]

ROFL! You blind Kip?

 

[Boom]

I have canker sores in my mouth. They hurt .

 

[Tsunulia]

Colgate makes a good antiseptic mouthwash for that It works well.

 

[Boom]

I also have a toothache to go along with them. My mouth is an orgy of pain right now .

 

[Tsunulia]

Sounds like it.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Actually...your not the only one.Since both of them are nearly the same,i get confused also.I think they might be related or such,its funny...and sad at the same time.

DON'T laugh about it.
DON'T Cry about it.

You need to just center?, and reLAX?, and re-group.
.....Who are these people? What do they want? Why do they NEED you?
...and they DO need you!


They're not "the same". Maybe YOU're "the "same"". Huh?

No?

See?
Now I'm going to go watch "Circus of the Stars: Disco Edition".
If I don't watch it, who WILL?

Are you feeling me???

 

[Batty for Bats!]

LMFAO!!! That was perfect. I slowly skrolled down reading it. The Dr. Phil pic made me almost shart myself.
up:

 

[Truthteller]

Winter Spleen, most unfortunately sounds like a medical condition that causes you to piss ice crystals.

What kind of damn screen name is that?!

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Tsun and tzar... one is capitalized the other isn't. Why that? I like 'em both though, disregardlessly.

 

[Leto Atrides]

Tsun and tzar... one is capitalized the other isn't. Why that? I like 'em both though, disregardlessly.

Favorite new word. A prefix and 2 suffixes in the same word.

 

[Hudson]

Tsun and tzar... one is capitalized the other isn't. Why that? I like 'em both though, disregardlessly.

Favoritism!