I Have A Problem.

[Kipobe]

Okay, so I added the tape to show why she's leaning, and I also added a bruise because Ken doesn't like a ***** with confidence. Battered Barbie should be for sale.

 

[Master Chief]

Does it come with a car?! And Ken wearing a wifebeater with a 2x4?!

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What do you think is happening in the avatar right now?

It's being ruined with rough sex?

 

[Kipobe]

It's being ruined with rough sex?

I didn't touch the lips

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

on my monitor the "tape" looks like a facial.

 

[Kipobe]

Does it come with a car?! And Ken wearing a wifebeater with a 2x4?!

It comes with alamony, syphilis, and an array of other real life situations.

 

[Ronny Shade]

in my mind the "tape" looks like a facial.

fixed

 

[Kipobe]

on my monitor the "tape" looks like a facial.

It's open to interpetation.

Actually, it's starting to look like Rape Barbie.

 

[Ronny Shade]

is that a soul patch?

 

[Master Chief]

It comes with alamony, syphilis, and an array of other real life situations.

Yay!

 

[Kipobe]

I just did one with blood running from her mouth, but it's Fonzy jumping over the shark at this point... work is calling. **** you all.

 

[Hudson]

Damn for the double posts!

 

[Hudson]

Oh God... lets not get into that.

Can't I say I like someone without declaring they are my favorite?

OH! I know, lets start more of those inane "whos cool and whos not" lists.

I was kidding, you know

 

[Tokage]

S***, I just started giggling over Barbie's whiskers and my bosses right-hand-man just walked in and I had to stifle it because he would've said "What's so funny? " and I didn't want to have to say "Barbie's Whiskers".

Speaking of girls with cat whiskers, I feel the need to paste a certain post from Rottentomatoes:

Furries

Let it be known. I ****ing hate furries. I'm tolerant of every race, religion, and sexual orientation. Except this. I just can't fathom how people can get turned on by animal/human combos. What's even worse, of the google image search, this is one of the only ones that's not disturbingly graphic. It's probably my years of reading Somethingawful and their treatment of this ******ed sexual fetish. How anyone can get off on Lola Rabbit or whatever creature that was meant to tempt a freaking Animaniac is beyond me.
...This is my hate group. I'm glad it's something as simple and worthy as furries. They must be destroyed.

That pretty much sums it up.

 

[jaguarr]

Speaking of girls with cat whiskers, I feel the need to paste a certain post from Rottentomatoes:


That pretty much sums it up.

Google "Katzen" and prepare to be horrified, Tokage.

jag

 

[Truthteller]

^ Oh. The. Horror.

 

[jaguarr]

LOL TT. I was talking about this Katzen:

She's a bit of a legend in the body modification crowd. Nice lady, too.

jag

 

[Tokage]

LOL TT. I was talking about this Katzen:

She's a bit of a legend in the body modification crowd. Nice lady, too.

jag

Oh yeah, she's the female equivalent of Lizard man (Erik Sprague).

Eh - the body modification junkies are just desperate to totally control one certain aspect of their lives (their appearance, in this case) to create a legacy or make themselves "interesting." I suppose some of them like Lizardman and Katzen might also have some element of "species dysphoria" (the desire to be another species of animal), but as a whole they don't creep me out as much as the furry porn lovers do.

 

[jaguarr]

Oh yeah, she's the female equivalent of Lizard man (Erik Sprague).

Eh - the body modification junkies are just desperate to totally control one certain aspect of their lives (their appearance, in this case) to create a legacy or make themselves "interesting." I suppose some of them like Lizardman and Katzen might also have some element of "species dysphoria" (the desire to be another species of animal), but as a whole they don't creep me out as much as the furry porn lovers do.

Yep. She's actually married to Enigma (the guy with blue puzzle pieces tattooed all over his body). I don't have any issues with the body mod enthusiasts at all. I'd agree with you that the furries (and the plushies to a certain extent) can be a little creepy but, from my perspective, as long as they aren't hurting anyone else or pushing it on people who aren't interested, then their kink is OK by me even if I don't particularly understand or care for it.

jag

 

[Super Kal]

I always mix "Tsunulia" up with "Tzarinna".

and I always mix "The Last Meat Bag" up with "Winter Spleen".

When I get drunk, the problem intensifies!

Any suggestions on how I can avoid this?

don't drink?...

 

[JLBats]

I have a problem: I can't tell Jack Bauer and JackBauer apart.

 

[Winter Spleen]

I sometimes do the terrified smile like The Last Meatbag.