I have Elton John's shirt

[Carter]

My mom goes to these auctions all the time and buys ridiculous crap.
So, she bought a bunch of Elton John's clothes last week.

One was a regular Abercrombie tshirt
Anyway, it's mine now and I'll be wearing it tomorrow

The only 2 people ever to wear the shirt will be Elton John and Carter

Weird

 

[Indiglo]

If by weird you mean "slightly homosexual" then yes... it is slightly homosexual.

 

[Carter]

awesome

 

[The Lumberjack]

You better watch yourself or you'll catch the gay.

 

[Hades]

Aren't you like 24? and you still live with your mom? lolololololerzz

 

[Carter]

Ill be fine, I have special anti-gay spray
And Hades, I'm 19

College lolz

 

[The Lumberjack]

EML got banned for using the phrase "anti-*** spray".

 

[Carter]

hahah really? Im glad I chose my words carefully

 

[Hades]

Ill be fine, I have special anti-gay spray
And Hades, I'm 19

College lolz

That's it? hmm, cool? i guess.
And if you use the anti-gay spray on the shirt it'll disenegrate
because it's woven from the very essence of gay.

 

[unknownuser]

Is it pink or purple?

 

[Carter]

Damn...

Anyway this thread is going nowhere, I just wanted to talk about my new Elton shirt. This has been a very strange day for me.

Its red

 

[The Chairman]

Big whoop, I have an authentic autographed Elton John photo from 1973 that my grandmother received from him. Beat that.

 

[The Lumberjack]

Elton John's shirt isn't red. It's "loving springtime strawberry passion".

 

[Carter]

Big whoop, I have an authentic autographed Elton John photo from 1973 that my grandmother received from him. Beat that.

My mom has one of Marilyn Monroe's bras upstairs
I should sniff it

 

[Hades]

Does anybody even care about Elton John anymore?

 

[Carter]

I dont even like elton john

 

[Indiglo]

He hugged eminem, chyeah

 

[The Chairman]

I dont even like elton john

Elton John > you

 

[Carter]

Elton John > you

Tomorrow when Im wearing the shirt

Elton John=Me

 

[The Chairman]

He's more talented.

No offense.

 

[JLBats]

Tomorrow when Im wearing the shirt

Elton John=Me

So You=Gay pianist balladeer?

 

[The Lumberjack]

He hugged eminem, chyeah

Who would he hug a homo like that? I mean, Eminem is so gay why would Elton John ever touch such a flamer?

 

[Carter]

you dont even know me

 

[Indiglo]

I know you.

 

[Carter]

So You=Gay pianist balladeer?

only on the weekends