I have Elton John's shirt

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  1. Carter Registered

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    My mom goes to these auctions all the time and buys ridiculous crap.
    So, she bought a bunch of Elton John's clothes last week.

    One was a regular Abercrombie tshirt
    Anyway, it's mine now and I'll be wearing it tomorrow

    The only 2 people ever to wear the shirt will be Elton John and Carter

    Weird
     
  2. Indiglo Registered

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    If by weird you mean "slightly homosexual" then yes... it is slightly homosexual.
     
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    You better watch yourself or you'll catch the gay.
     
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    Aren't you like 24? and you still live with your mom? lolololololerzz
     
  6. Carter Registered

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    Ill be fine, I have special anti-gay spray
    And Hades, I'm 19

    College lolz
     
  7. The Lumberjack Registered

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    EML got banned for using the phrase "anti-*** spray".
     
  8. Carter Registered

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    hahah really? Im glad I chose my words carefully
     
  9. Hades Guest

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    That's it? hmm, cool? i guess.
    And if you use the anti-gay spray on the shirt it'll disenegrate
    because it's woven from the very essence of gay.
     
  10. unknownuser nuʞuoʍunsǝɹ

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    Is it pink or purple?
     
  11. Carter Registered

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    Damn...

    Anyway this thread is going nowhere, I just wanted to talk about my new Elton shirt. This has been a very strange day for me.

    Its red
     
  12. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    Big whoop, I have an authentic autographed Elton John photo from 1973 that my grandmother received from him. Beat that.
     
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    Elton John's shirt isn't red. It's "loving springtime strawberry passion".
     
  14. Carter Registered

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    My mom has one of Marilyn Monroe's bras upstairs
    I should sniff it
     
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    Does anybody even care about Elton John anymore?
     
  16. Carter Registered

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    I dont even like elton john
     
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    He hugged eminem, chyeah
     
  18. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    Elton John > you
     
  19. Carter Registered

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    Tomorrow when Im wearing the shirt

    Elton John=Me
     
  20. The Chairman Pimps' Main Prophet

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    He's more talented.

    No offense.
     
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    So You=Gay pianist balladeer?
     
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    Who would he hug a homo like that? I mean, Eminem is so gay why would Elton John ever touch such a flamer? :confused:
     
  23. Carter Registered

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    you dont even know me:rolleyes:
     
  24. Indiglo Registered

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    I know you.
     
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    only on the weekends
     

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