I have Elton John's shirt

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My mom goes to these auctions all the time and buys ridiculous crap.
So, she bought a bunch of Elton John's clothes last week.

One was a regular Abercrombie tshirt
Anyway, it's mine now and I'll be wearing it tomorrow

The only 2 people ever to wear the shirt will be Elton John and Carter

Weird
 
If by weird you mean "slightly homosexual" then yes... it is slightly homosexual.
 
Aren't you like 24? and you still live with your mom? lolololololerzz
 
Ill be fine, I have special anti-gay spray
And Hades, I'm 19

College lolz
 
hahah really? Im glad I chose my words carefully
 
Carter said:
Ill be fine, I have special anti-gay spray
And Hades, I'm 19

College lolz
That's it? hmm, cool? i guess.
And if you use the anti-gay spray on the shirt it'll disenegrate
because it's woven from the very essence of gay.
 
Damn...

Anyway this thread is going nowhere, I just wanted to talk about my new Elton shirt. This has been a very strange day for me.

Its red
 
Big whoop, I have an authentic autographed Elton John photo from 1973 that my grandmother received from him. Beat that.
 
Elton John's shirt isn't red. It's "loving springtime strawberry passion".
 
ANTHONYNASTI said:
Big whoop, I have an authentic autographed Elton John photo from 1973 that my grandmother received from him. Beat that.

My mom has one of Marilyn Monroe's bras upstairs
I should sniff it
 
Does anybody even care about Elton John anymore?
 
Carter said:
Tomorrow when Im wearing the shirt

Elton John=Me

So You=Gay pianist balladeer?
 
Indiglo said:
He hugged eminem, chyeah
Who would he hug a homo like that? I mean, Eminem is so gay why would Elton John ever touch such a flamer? :confused:
 

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