I have Elton John's shirt

[Da Docta]

fifteen bucks
But she also bought one of his sparkly suits

Such a bargain. It will give you sexual powers, none like any you've witnessed.

 

[Fledermaus]

or ever wanted to see

 

[Erzengel]

I am now wearing Elton John's shirt

Do the Crocodile Rock.

 

[THWIP*]

You better watch yourself or you'll catch the gay.

I HOPE HE CHECKED THE SHIRT FOR *** STAINS.