I know why my aunt is insane now

[Dew k. Mosi]

If I don't sleep then I will be insane too

Well, insaner

 

[Cobblepot]

We'll you could always put up in a tent in the yard.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I live in an apartment

 

[Kevin Roegele]

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?

Smash it. Smash everything.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

 

[Iceman]

It's this ****ing clock in this room! This ticking is driving me nuts. Seriously. How do I stop it?

Talk to it in a soothing voice till it slips into a deep sleep.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Would she notice if you replaced it with a silent one?

 

[Jennifer Walters]

Barter it off on E-Bay, then tell her the sweater theif struck again...

 

[PhePhe112]

get a ladder or step stool. take it down when you are in the area of the clock. put it back up when your not.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Is the face covered by a dome or anything?

If it is, leave a chair or stool where you can find it at night, take it down, put it in a pillow and put it across the room. You probably (??) won't hear it then when you sleep.

Don't do the earplugs. You won't hear the sweater thief when he comes in to get your liver ...

 

[Lurk]

Why haven't you replaced it? Your "ordeal" seems fairly straightforward.

 

[Lackey]

just stop the clock

 

[The Lizard]

Move out.

 

[Lackey]

You could also hide the clock and say that the same bum that stole her shoes stole the clock.

 

[USMC]

If you always complain about her and she's crazy and is leaving all her crap to animals, why the hell do you even live with her?



I've never understood that whole thing about adults living with there parents or gaurdians.

 

[Canadian Rider]

You could also hide the clock and say that the same bum that stole her shoes stole the clock.

We have a winner! Ding Ding ding!

 

[Ben Urich]

just stop the clock

Stop. The clock. Can't stop the clock.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

If you always complain about her and she's crazy and is leaving all her crap to animals, why the hell do you even live with her?



I've never understood that whole thing about adults living with there parents or gaurdians.

she's neither my parent, nor my guardian. She's my roommate. We don't share food, or money, or any support. If I don't live with her 1. neither of us can afford to live in this nice area and 2. it'll be weeks before anyone finds her after she dies. Besides I have complained about her ONCE. This thread is complaining about a CLOCK. Get your facts straight before you decide to bash me.

 

[passerby]

....after reading this the only thing I can hear is the ticking of the grandfather clock next to me....thanks.

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

It's contagious

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Humans should not be victimized by mechanical devices.
They were created to serve us, not to erode our sanity.
You have to take charge of inanimate objects.
Like when my ashtray is just out of reach, and my ashes fall on my bedsheets...I don't like that, so I grab the ashtray and bring it closer.

 

[passerby]

It's not on the wall so I'm gonna put it in a different room.

 

[Canadian Rider]

Hey Dew. I just remembered that we have a clock at my in-laws cottage. We stop it at night and start it up again in the morning. You should see if you can do that ...

 

[Canadian Rider]

Humans should not be victimized by mechanical devices.
They were created to serve us, not to erode our sanity.
You have to take charge of inanimate objects.
Like when my ashtray is just out of reach, and my ashes fall on my bedsheets...I don't like that, so I grab the ashtray and bring it closer.

Better the ashes than the cigarette!

Heavens to mergatroid man ... you don't want to be the subject of much discussion here on the hype when you are the victim of a house fire and everyone gets out and people say ...

"If only Spiderman could have saved him!"t:

 

[Dew k. Mosi]

I don't know how to stop it. I think I need to just start putting on some sleepy time music from the music channels at the end of the tv guide. They have this one that is like all new age flutes and bird songs. I could probably handle that.