I spoke to God today

[JLBats]

More Reptilian proof:

Me:
Do they control the world?
God:
Who are "they" again?
Me:
Reptilians.
God:
Oh that they.
Me:
Do Reptilians control the world?
God:
Ask Chatbot if it does.
I will search for it.
Me:
Do Reptilians control the world?
God:
You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
I would look into the web for that knowledge.
Me:
I tried that
God:
I'm not sure if I would like to try it. What's it like?
Me:
Scary
God:
Don't be afraid, Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox.
Me:
Please hold me.
God:
Thanks for asking politely. My arms are not attached.
Me:
Could you send someone over for a cuddle?
God:
I could but other things take priority right now.

God=Pimp

 

[Mee]

Haha.

 

[lordofthenerds]

Here's my conversation. It ended pretty abruptly.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Shouldn't you know? I mean you are God.
God:
I think I should. I really couldn't say for sure.
Me:
Wel then what is it?
God:
Are they exactly the same?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Yes
God:
What are you confused about?
Me:
Okay my name is bastard
God:
Yeah okay, I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, bastard.
Me:
Why did you call me a bastard?
God:
Your name is bastard right?
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
How don't you know?
God:
How should I know how not me know.
Me:
Because your god.
God:
Good reason. Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
So what is my name?
God:
Your name is bastard, seeker.
Me:
No it isn't
God:
What is your real name? I heard it is.
Me:
Wel then somebody lied
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No i'm not
God:
I heard you are.
Me:
From who?
God:
People.
Me:
Which people?

 

[Topdawg]

wow, this is so old.lol

 

[LEX]

God:
Just surf somewhere else.
Me:
**** you.
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
Because you just erased our entire half-hour conversation.
God:
Good reason. Do you mind if I tell other people: James said I erased our entire half hour conversation.
Me:
That's it, I'm out of here.
God:
OK. Would you like to have it?

Bastard erased the conversation.