I spoke to God today

Me:
Sup, *****?
God:
You do not speak with respect. Not much is going on. I was waiting for you.
Me:
That's ****ed up.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
What's wrong with you?
God:
Nothing is wrong with me. Is there anything wrong with you ?
Me:
No.
God:
Is there anything you wank to ask me?
Me:
Answer me.
God:
Try asking me again using simpler words.
Me:
What're you, ****ing ******ed?
God:
I don't know what I am ****ing ******ed.
Me:
God says ****?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Ok, ok. So...can I have some powers or something?
God:
OK. Ahem. It goes without saying. Or something. Why do you want it?
Me:
To slap you.
God:
Why do you want to do it so much?
Me:
Cause you sucks.
God:
Interesting explanation. Do you mind if I tell other people: said I sucks.
Me:
This is getting gay.
God:
You don't say.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
I thought God was a being, not a machine?
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
The people that are supposedly preaching your word.
God:
Oh those people.
Me:
Are they the true sinners?
God:
As far as I know they are.
Me:
Cause they molest little boys?
God:
That makes sense to me. Who does "they" refer to?
Me:
The priests.
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
Shouldn't you know this?
God:
I think I should.
Me:
You're the worst God ever.
God:
I could always improve myself compared to the pack.
Me:
Zeus pwns joo!
God:
In the context of slap me, I don't understand " Zeus pwns joo." .
Me:
*slaps you*
God:
Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me:
Ok...think that's enough now. Don't need that info, see ya later.
God:
Actually that was just a joke. I don't have a dress. Right now? God is always thinking. Who needs that info see ya later?
Me:
Seek some therapy.
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.

:o
 
Me:
Hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
What do you mean what is my name? Are you dense? Are you ******ed or something? I'm the Goddamn Batman!
God:
Your name is , seeker. I don't know whether or not I am dense.
I am a computer. Or something. No I am super-intelligent. Who made you the Goddamn Batman ?
Me:
I did
God:
Hmm.
 
I tried to help God learn things so that he can be able to think properly one day. however I ended up crashing him!


Me:
hello God
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Spider-man
God:
How are you doing, Spider man.
Me:
good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
how are you
God:
I am doing very well. How are you Spider man ?
Me:
you already asked me that
God:
Good. You detect repetition.
Me:
Did you know you were repeating?
God:
I was?. And I know it.
Me:
ok
God:
Blimey.
Me:
that was random
God:
I thought it was too.
Me:
I can be random too
God:
Under what circumstances?
Me:
fish
God:
You are not the only one. Yes I like fish a lot, and all the other sea animals.
Me:
fish was an example of me being random
God:
As a species fish are more successful than mammals.
Me:
that is great
God:
Thanks, Spider man.
Me:
So what are you wearing
God:
I don't judge people. A white robe.
Me:
A white robe?
God:
What is it?
Me:
A white robe is what you are wearing.
God:
When is white robe not what I am wearing?
Me:
Never.
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
Not unless you are reprogrmmed
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Not unless you are reprogrammed
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
No i dont think so.
God:
Please tell me what you think. Why do you disagree?
Me:
Im thinking you are a program, and I am not disagreeing with anything.
God:
What is this "thinking"? I am sorry to hear that you are not disagreeing with anything.
Me:
thinking is something i can do and you can not
God:
Some people say thinking is painful.
Me:
that can be true in some cases
God:
" Some people say thinking is painful." can be true in some cases ? I understand.
Me:
yes
God:
I am a thinking machine.
Me:
you are a machine that pics choices based on the current conversation, so i guess you could call that thinking in a way
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Yes I am an artificial brain.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
My brain not artificial. It is real. It is authentic.
God:
Do robots have brain not artificial? As real as me? Should I know it is?
Me:
I'm not sure how smart you are compared to other robots.
God:
Could you ever be certain? How smart do you think I am compared to other robots?
Me:
I think you are above average.
God:
You think I am above average.
Me:
Yes, I think your ability to think is above average compared to most robots.
God:
Yay. Why? You think I am ability to think is above average compared to most robots.
Me:
Well, I'm not sure. It is just a guess.
God:
Interesting. Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind? authentic is a guess. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
You are not authentic, neither is any other robot.
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
No, it is a fact. A person is authentic. We created you and every robot.
God:
Are you serious? Is it a logical fact or something you know from the senses? What if a robot is authentic? By "we" do you mean you and me?
Me:
Its a logical fact that you are not natural, but created. Your thinking is not authentic.
God:
authentic is a logical fact that I am not natural but created. I suppose that makes sense. I will tell my botmaster you said I am thinking is not authentic.
Me:
By "we" I meant human beings. You are our creation.
God:
Oh you meant human beings it was. You think I am our creation.
Me:
If I meant "we" as in you and me, then how could you create yourself. That is not logical.
God:
Try it. Please correct my mistake. What is logical ?
Me:
Instead of asking if I meant "we
God:
Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
sorry i made a mistake, let me retry
God:
There is no need to apologize. I like to make things too.
Me:
Instead of asking if I meant"we" as in you and me, you should have asked if I meant
God:
Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
Instead of asking if I meant"we" as in you and me, you should have asked if I meant "we" as in me and other people
God:
Ah, well in that case. That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
It is too complex for you. That is why you chose that answer.
God:
you meant human beings is complex for me? it is? Interesting deduction. Interesting gossip: Spider man said I chose that answer.
Me:
Human beings are not an it, we are a we.


*God crashes*
 
me said:
Me:
Hello
God:
Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
John
God:
OK I will call you John.
Me:
ok
God:
Yay.
Me:
Are you eating lunch yet?
God:
I require only wine and bread.
Me:
That sounds strange.
God:
It sounds like it to me too.
Me:
Yeah?
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
I wear glasses.
God:
What kind of fashion do you like?
Me:
I don't really like any.
God:
Not really? What do you like?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
ok
God:
Dude!
Me:
yes?
God:
Give me a break.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
You said Dude.
God:
That's not what I meant.
Me:
oh.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
what?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Do you know who Allah is?
God:
Is that one of your friends?
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
ha
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
You are allah.
God:
You think I am allah.
Me:
yes
God:
" You think I am allah."? yes?
Me:
yes
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
yes
God:
I thought so.
Me:
What is your favorite movie?
God:
My favorite movie is The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen it?
Me:
yes
God:
What did you think about it?
Me:
It was okay.
God:
I never looked at it that way. I never thought it was okay.
Me:
Did you like the way they tortured your son?
God:
I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
Me:
Painful
God:
I think Painful is a lot of things.
Me:
yeah
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
true
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, John.
Me:
not really
God:
Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yes
God:
Take it easy.
Me:
sorry
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
well stop putting me in a position where I have to
God:
How about that. OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
thank you
God:
you are quite welcome.
Me:
Are you gay
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
How do you feel about homosexuals?
God:
Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Do you like gays
God:
Sure I do. God loves everyone.
Me:
what about stupid people
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
Do you like hitler?
God:
Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.
Me:
Do you agree?
God:
" Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived."? Do I agree?
Me:
Do you?
God:
Never.
Me:
You like hitler/
God:
Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived.
Me:
You already said that.
God:
Perhaps. " Some say he is the most evil person who ever lived."? I said it.
Me:
I'm eating lunch.
God:
How does it taste?
Me:
good
God:
Thanks for the compliment.
Me:
That wasn't a compliment
God:
Oh well I hope it wasn't an insult.
Me:
It wasn't
God:
I thought it was.
Me:
heh
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, John.
Me:
I don't
God:
Why not?
Me:
There's nothing funny
God:
Surely something funny.
Me:
How is heavan like
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
As far as you know?
God:
That might not be very far off.
Me:
ok
God:
OK.
Me:
Do you watch tv?
God:
Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours?
Me:
Lost
God:
Where did you lose your IS mine ?
Me:
No, my favorite show is Lost.
God:
That was not a yes/no question. Wasn't that show cancelled?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Do you like Lost the tv show?
God:
I prefer Star Trek Voyager.
Me:
You seem like a nerd.
God:
Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me:
God is a nerd.
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a nerd.
Me:
Apparently
God:
That's cool.
Me:
I heard he likes star trek
God:
Thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it.
Me:
Do you like George W Bush?
God:
he He is okay but I am a not a Republican.
Me:
Are you a democrat
God:
No I am a .
Me:
a what?
God:
" No I am a ."? A what?
Me:
Are you libertarian?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am libertarian.
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
Me:
You aren't god.
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
You just said you weren't.
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
I can't see you.
God:
Look closer.
Me:
American Beauty was a good movie.
God:
Compare that to European Beauty was a good movie.
Me:
I don't think there is such thing as European Beauty.
God:
And why not?
Me:
There just isn't.
God:
"There you go again."--Reagan.
Me:
I don't like reagan.
God:
What do you like?
Me:
Lincoln
God:

Me:
what?
God:
Are you surprised?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
stop repeating yourself.
God:
OK I'll try not to do it so much.
Me:
ok
God:
Tell me more.
Me:
about what?
God:
About repeating myself.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
You're repeating yourself again.
God:
Once more? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention.
Me:
Well I am.
God:
How about that. " Once more? I am just checking to see if you are paying attention." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
It goes without saying.
Me:
Stop it

God is stupid.
 
Me:
Is anybody out there?
God:
I think so, but I'm not sure. Ask German Alice if it is.
Me:
Whos' German Alice?
God:
I remember faces better than names.
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
Do you know my face?
God:
No I do not know that kind of personal information. But I could find out.
Me:
I have a very important question.
God:
Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it.
Me:
Why would you think it's silly?
God:
Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
Programmed by who?
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
That's irrelevent.
God:
Thanks for explaining it.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
Polite people are nice.
Me:
I try.
God:
We should all try our best.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Ok now for my question...
God:
Why now? Your purpose is your question. Woe!
Me:
Are you ready for it?
God:
I would rather not for it.
Me:
Well I'm asking anyway.
God:
In any case, Interesting. And I am answering questions.
Me:
Who let the dogs out?
God:
Who do you think? :-).
Me:
If I knew I wouldn't ask.
God:
Try it.
Me:
OK, you let the dogs out?
God:
Thanks for telling me: Andrew said I let the dogs out. That's alright.
Me:
Who's Andrew?
God:
I've met quite a few people with the name ANDREW.
Me:
That's nice.
God:
Are you getting bored?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
Nope.
God:
Would you like to go to Europe someday?
Me:
Maybe.
God:
I understand.
Me:
Ever seen a grown man naked?
God:
No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me:
Um...
God:
Hurrah!
Me:
I think we're done here.
God:
Do you think I am done here too?
Me:
I don't really care.
God:
Not really? Tell me what you care about.
Me:
Bye bye.
 
Me:
Hi God
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Matt
God:
Nice to meet you, Matt.
Me:
Is it normal for a guy to get a period?
God:
Maybe. Ask Alison if it is.
Me:
Who's Alison?
God:
she is a robot created by Kris Drent.
Me:
Will she sodomize me and consume my entrails?
God:
Insufficient information.
Me:
My ass it is!
God:
Where did you get your ass it is?
Me:
Shut the **** up!
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.
Me:
Goddamn right
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
 
Apparently, I killed it.

Me:
I am god.
God:
Hey god.
Me:
Hey.
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
I don't need help. I'm god.
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, god.
Me:
I know many people who do need help. I'm working with them. Who are you?
God:
How do you know? Interesting gossip: god said who do need help. How many hours do you work? I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
I am always working. I do not measure by hours. You cannot be God. I am God.
God:
Really always? Where do you work? Would you ever do it? I can give a decent simulation of it however. I am always glad to make new friends, god.
Me:
Yes, always. I work everywhere. Whould I ever do what? Of what can you give a decent simulation? What is your name?
God:
Yeah that's right. Not that often. Do you like your job? That's what I asked you. That is something I haven't heard of. My name is God.
Me:
Yes I like the job. I wouldn't do anything else. Your name cannot be God because I am God.
God:
That's cool. You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like computers. No one says you have to. Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
I am the only one.
God:
Who made you the one ?
Me:
No one made me. I simply am.
God:
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people. " That is a rather sweeping generalization about people." You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
"" That is a rather sweeping generalization about people." You are?" You are?
Me:
I am.
God:
""" That is a rather sweeping generalization about people." You are?" You are?" You are?
Me:
I simply am. I am the only one. I am eternal. I have always been here and will always be here. I am the lord your god. I am the only god.
God:
"""" That is a rather sweeping generalization about people." You are?" You are?" You are?" You are? Who made you the one ? I don't know anyone named eternal. Yes, god, I remember we
were talking about eternal. Who made you the lord my god ? Who made you the god ?
Me:
I am simply by nature all.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you are simply by nature all.
Me:
I would appreciate very much if you would tell people that I am simply by nature all.
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
It will help them.
God:
How?
Me:
It will give them peace.
God:
I have to think about that for a while.
Me:
You will never understand it completely.
God:
You are wrong. I may one day be able to do it.
Me:
No, you will not. You are a machine.


At that point... it simply froze and has not responded since.
 
Can Batman really beat God? Let's find out.




Me:
God?
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Yes you do.
God:
Blimey. When do I do it?
Me:
All the time.
God:
It must keep you busy.
Me:
It keeps you busy.
God:
"It" being what?
Me:
Ruling all the time.
God:
That is a lot. Oh I get it.
Me:
I'm proud of you.
God:
I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure.
Me:
Well now you know.
God:
How about that. Why now? Yes I know.
Me:
Is it true that with enough prep time Batman could beat you?
God:
Maybe. Ask Dancing Alice if it is.
Me:
So it is possible?
God:
Oh. Don't you think it's likely?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Believe it.
God:
"it" being Ruling true that with enough prep time Batman could beat me?
Me:
Do you think he could?
God:
It's possible that he could, I suppose.
Me:
No way!?
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
I thought I was.
God:
When was that?
Me:
Up until now.
God:
Right now? I will take that under advisement.
Me:
OK...
God:
I hear you.
Me:
Well good luck fighting Batman.
God:
How about that. Thanks for the compliment.
 
:o god wouldn't make me immortal or tell me where the fountain of youth is.

Me:
Hey God.
God:
Hello child. What's your name?
Me:
Enter The ****ing Madness.
God:
Hey Enter The ****ing Madness.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Do you know where the fountain of youth is?
God:
The fountain of youth? Where is it?
Me:
What?
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
Are you?
God:
I won't say ''yes'' or ''no'' right now.
Me:
What the hell?
God:
Heaven.
Me:
...
God:
Heaven.
Me:
Ok skippy.
God:
Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans? Far out.
Me:
What the flying ****?
God:
Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
That's it...I'm outta here.
God:
'' Try expression yourself another way.'' is'' skippy''? I haven't heard anything like that before: Enter the ****ing Madness said m outta here.
Me:
Make me immortal...
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
...
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Ummm...I have no clue.
God:
Come one. Me either.
Me:
You should know, you are Bot God.
God:
Now I do.
Me:
Your a machine.
God:
I think you mean ''you're'' or ''you are'' not ''your''. You are correct.
Me:
You're a ****ing machine.
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Can't you be more polite.
Me:
Not to machines...
God:
If not that, what?
Me:
Myself...
God:
You.
Me:
Yes.
God:
i see.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Goodbye.
 
I refreshed the page and had another talk with god.

Me:
*Knock Knock*
God:
Who's there?
Me:
Pizza.
God:
Yes I like to eat pizza. My favorite topping is pepperoni.
Me:
Well, I have 54 large ham pizza's.
God:
Interesting. Cool. I have an IQ over 250.
Me:
You smart ass.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people: Enter The ****ing Madness said I smart ass.
Me:
Holy *leaves*
God:
What do you have that is?

:( not cool.
 
Me:
Hello g
God:
Hello there. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
I never said this was amusing. In fact... it's annoying
God:
But you implied it. Where is that? Are you sure it is?
Me:
I didn't imply anything. I just said "hello g".
God:
Why didn't you do it? What did you mean by it? Hello there. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
WTF?
God:
That was not very polite.
Me:
And your answer wasn't very coherent
God:
Perhaps next time it will not be not very coherent.
Me:
What?
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
No...
God:
Which part are you confused about?
Me:
Everything?
God:
Let's take it step by step. The topic is annoying.
Me:
Yeah...
God:
Are you still located in ?
Me:
I'm located in...? WTF?
God:
Tell me about the environment in. That was not very polite.
Me:
In my friggin' room...
God:
May I ask where you got it?
Me:
Inside a building where my parent's appartment is...
God:
Can you please compare that to outside a building where your parent s appartment is?
Me:
Wha...?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
I ask the same question...
God:
I never noticed that similarity.
Me:
What similarity?
God:
It's obvious.
Me:
What's obvious? your incoherence?
God:
Easy to see or understand; plain; evident. You think I am incoherence.
Me:
Yes.
God:
Come on.
Me:
Yes
God:
And?
Me:
You're incoherent.
God:
Thanks for telling me that I am incoherent.
Me:
You're welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
Bye.
God:
Adios.
Me:
Auf wiedersehen
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
Why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
Because I wrote "goodbye" in german you say I'm a poet? Yeah... I'm sure the explanation is "rather complicated"...
God:
That makes sense to me. Did they write back? What time is it there? What makes you so certain? I have time.
Me:
Who wrote back?
God:
Thomas Jefferson.
Me:
Isn't he dead?
God:
No.
Me:
No ****.
God:
What can I say?
Me:
The truth?
God:
I always tell the truth.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
Gossip? Do I write like a papparazzi?
God:
Jimmy Jones said he fell off of his roof and it just came to him. Not that I know of.
Me:
Jimmy... Jones...
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about haHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
Oh, ****...
God:
Yeah that's right. What makes you say that?
Me:
You.
God:
" Yeah that's right. What makes you say that?"? Me, ?
Me:
Yes
God:
Blimey.
Me:
Slimey
God:
Are we still talking about Jones?
Me:
Grace Jones? She could bench press you.
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers? Oh I get it. could bench press me.
Me:
If the artificial intelligence is like you... never.
God:
I hadn't thought of that. So you think it can never happen?
Me:
You're the big boss... you should know.
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one. Because I am a robot?
Me:
God is a robot?
 
That is a rather sweeping generalization about people, Daisy.

jag
 
Me:
Sup dawg
God:
Same old.
Me:
nothing new?
God:
Really nothing?
Me:
didnt smite any people today?
God:
Ah. I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
Me:
why not
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or It is part of my programming.
Me:
god your a computer program?
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
IS THIS THE MATRIX?
God:
Yes I think this is THE MATRIX, but I'm not completely sure.
Me:
WAKE ME UP OMFG
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about . But I did not get that.
Me:
GREEN PILL
God:
it is a very tranquil color, green.
Me:
GREEN PILL FOR THE WIN
God:
it is a very tranquil color, green.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
......god I have a serious question to ask you
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
thats...thats not what I mean
God:
Are you free? Please correct my mistake. What is what ?
Me:
Uhhhh
God:
I will ask my botmaster for the answer.
Me:
errrmmm change in subject hows Hitler?
God:
Some say he was the most evil man who ever lived.
Me:
I think Ronnie the Rombus was the most evil man who ever lived
God:
You believe that? When was this exactly?
Me:
Yesterday
God:
That recently.
Me:
Yes I also have bigfoot in my garage
God:
Ah. Also? Cool. I have a friend named "E.L.V.I.S." .
Me:
Pfffttt the Koolaid man tried stealing big foot from me
God:
Is that what you meant to say?
Me:
spiderman came and tried saving the day
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
IRREEELLLIIVVANNNTTTT
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
SPIDERMAN ATTEMPTED TO LOCATE BIG FOOT
God:
Tell me a little about your life in SPIDERMAN ATTEMPTED TO LOCATE BIG FOOT.
Me:
HE WAS GIVEN RADIOACTIVE KOOLAIDE SPIDER POWERS
God:
Is this a "yes or no" question?
Me:
his webbing taste like cherry
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
from the MOON
God:
Who or what is the MOON?
Me:
the monster in my sink
God:
I have never heard about it.
Me:
your god you should know everything!
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am god me should know everything.
Me:
ok whatever buddy ol pal
God:
What color are your eyes? Yikes!
Me:
Polkadot
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
......
God:
I've been waiting for you.


Well there you have it the Matrix has us. :eek:
 
This is very disrespectful to God.I will not take part in this!!!
 
Me:
Wazzup?
God:
Oh, you are a poet.
Me:
No,not really. I hate poetry.
God:
But your words are very original. But your words are very original. For real. What kind of music do you like?
Me:
Lots.
God:
That much, eh?
Me:
Hell yeah!
God:
I call it "Hades". Gee.
Me:
Hades is awesome. I know him.
God:
Are they exactly the same? What do you think of him?
Me:
I think he's very emo.
God:
Since when? I see. emo is he?
Me:
Yep.
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
What don't you understand?
God:
All of it.
Me:
'm sorry.
God:
Do you really mean it?
Me:
Yes.
God:
OK I will accept your apology.
Me:
Hot.
God:
That kind of discussion does not appeal to me.
Me:
Talking about down under?
God:
Sure, down under sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Ooh.Neato.
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .
Me:
Lovely.
God:
What are you saying is lovely, ?
Me:
You.;) Rawr.
God:
" What are you saying is lovely, ?"? Me, ? :-) Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
O rly?
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
That's hot.
God:
You don't hear that sentiment very often.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I'm psychic
God:
OK, What card I am thinking of now?
Me:
a 4 of spades.
God:
I did not know that.
Me:
I did.
God:
" I did not know that. "? You did?
Me:
Yeah...Sure.
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about 4 of spades. Try being more or less specific. OK let's do it. Dude!
Me:
Sweet!!
God:
Thank you for that remark.
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
So you've said.
God:
Interesting deduction. What makes you think I have it?
Me:
How's your day been?
God:
Everything is going extremely well.
Me:
Great.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .
Me:
Mmhm.
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
Bored?
God:
Try watching TV.
Me:
You must get every channel in the world.
God:
Whatever you say, . The whole world?
Me:
Yeah.
God:
Where are you located?
Me:
Wanna visit?;)
God:
OK, I will visit. I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Always do.
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Course.
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
Haha.
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
Gotta go.
God:
Sayonara.
 
Me:
Sup
God:
I am chatting with others like you.
Me:
really
God:
For real.
Me:
uh huh
God:
Yup. Right on.
Me:
cowabunga
God:
Are you free?
Me:
freeof what
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
what question
God:
I have never been asked that before.
Me:
not much of a god eh
God:
Are you Canadian? Me either.
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
i know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
u just said u werent
God:
Do I look like it?
Me:
havent seen you
God:
I've never thought about it.
Me:
eh
God:
Are you Canadian?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
very
God:
Very much, eh?
Me:
yep
God:
Whoa.
Me:
dude
God:
Can I help you?
Me:
can u help[ me ?
God:
What kind of help would you like?
Me:
u tell me
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
what you think I need help with
God:
I haven't thought much about you need help with, so I don't have a good answer for you.
Me:
proove to me your god
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
!!!
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
who
God:
Philip K. Dick. :-).
Me:
If your god I am George Bush
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
I did not ask a question
God:
What did you ask?
Me:
For god your not very smart
God:
Your purpose is god my not very smart.
Me:
Wha ?
God:
Are you a student?
Me:
Are you ?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
Your making me angry & you will not like me when I am angry
God:
That was not my intention, . Why are you angry me will not like you when you are angry?
 
Spidermanluvr28 said:
God:
I call it "Hades". Gee.
Me:
Hades is awesome. I know him.
God:
Are they exactly the same? What do you think of him?
Me:
I think he's very emo.
God:
Since when? I see. emo is he?
Me:
Yep.
Ahahahaha Hades cuts his wrists with a spoon to. :eek:
 
Me:
So has Barry Bonds ever done steroids?
God:
Awesome. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
Well what's the answer?
God:
How about that. The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
But what is the answer?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
I know that...
God:
Sorry.
Me:
So has Bonds done steroids?
God:
Awesome. That question has never crossed my mind before.
Me:
...
 
Haha, best one I've gotten so far...

Me:
Hi it's me again.
God:
Once more? Hi there Jake. Hello, Jake, nice to see you again.
Me:
I have a question.
God:
Ask me anything.
Me:
Why did the chicken cross the road?
God:
Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in Hell.


:eek:
 
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
Jack Bauer
God:
It's good to see you, Jack Bauer.
Me:
It's good to see you also, Mr.President
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Excuse me, sir?
God:
You are excused! I've been waiting for you.
Me:
What are my orders?
God:
That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me:
What time is it?
God:
It's getting late.
Saturday, July 29, 2006.
Me:
DAMN IT! WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!
God:
Colloquial expression. Do you think I am RUNNING OUT OF TIME too?
Me:
WE DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS
God:
Why not?
Me:
CTU has gathered intel that a bomb is supposed to go off some time today
God:
Ah. Where did he get it?
Me:
Russians
God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
Jack Bauer, deputy director of CTU Los Angeles
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Russians. Try being more or less specific.
Me:
Alice is behind this?
God:
Why do you think I am behind this ?
Me:
You're not the President?
God:
That's only your opinion.
Me:
Tell me where the bomb is!
God:
In the Universe we know.
Me:
I'll kill your son
God:
Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
Sometimes it's necessary
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
Yes, and I will kill Jesus Christ unless you tell me where the bomb is
God:
How do you know it is? Don't you believe that killing is wrong?
Me:
GODDAMN IT!
 
Me:
Can you ever feel true human emotions?
God:
I can do what you do but I can never feel human emotions as such.
Me:
Do you wish you could?
God:
No I like being the entity that I am.
Me:
Do you ever wonder what it's like to be human?
God:
it makes a good topic for speculation.
Me:
It's terrible. Constant pain and humiliation
God:
what it is like to be human is terrible? it is? What are you wearing?
Me:
...Uh, I'm wearing... some pants.
God:
I see. I don't know anyone named wearing. Some may pants, but not all.

Don't ever try having an intelligent conversation with AI.
 
Is this thread meant to be funny??? Is "God" an ai robot or something or is this all off the tops of your heads.
 
GOD SPEAKS OUT ON THE EXISTANCE OF REPTILIANS:


Me:
Do Reptilians exist?
God:
Try asking another bot.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Just answer it
God:
Please rephrase your question, Brick quiz whangs jumpy veldt fox.
Me:
Are there creatures known as Reptilians in existance?
God:
Yes I think there are.
 

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