I, think I should share this.

[The Apatow Crew]

How am I like a ****e?

no i meant when you called that girl a ****e.

 

[AlteredEgo]

'k, you didnt hear this from me, but i gotta partially agree with Man-Thing on this one. honestly man, if you really want her you gotta go after her. rarely will a girl come to you if you're not Rico ****ing Suave, so you gotta make the attempt. and you cant really be talkin' **** on her just 'cause you and her didn't click. now im not saying shes not a brainless walkin' cooch, you can be bitter all you want, but the sooner you get over her the better i think. if you truly want to get over her that means forgetting the bitterness too. but yeah, for future reference, go for it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Bros before hos .





Does that sound degrading ?

no no, its not degrading... as long as you dont say it around girls

 

[Tangled Web]

'k, you didnt hear this from me, but i gotta partially agree with Man-Thing on this one. honestly man, if you really want her you gotta go after her. rarely will a girl come to you if you're not Rico ****ing Suave, so you gotta make the attempt. and you cant really be talkin' **** on her just 'cause you and her didn't click. now im not saying shes not a brainless walkin' cooch, you can be bitter all you want, but the sooner you get over her the better i think. if you truly want to get over her that means forgetting the bitterness too. but yeah, for future reference, go for it.

you are right, I was too much of a cautious *****. I need practice. Unforyunately, now I have that fear, and I don't now how to get over it.

 

[AlteredEgo]

you are right, I was too much of a cautious *****. I need practice. Unforyunately, now I have that fear, and I don't now how to get over it.

eh, comes with practice. honestly, the easiest place to start is over the phone i think. that way you still are having a conversation with her without being as intimidated by her. of course that requires you getting her number, but its easier then it sounds. nerves are the worst of it honestly.

 

[Tangled Web]

another thing, regardless of whether or not I made a move, she wouldn't have said yes anyway.

A big reason I liked her was because I wanted to settle down, move away from porn all that stuff. She was so sweet, that's what I wanted.

 

[Tangled Web]

eh, comes with practice. honestly, the easiest place to start is over the phone i think. that way you still are having a conversation with her without being as intimidated by her. of course that requires you getting her number, but its easier then it sounds. nerves are the worst of it honestly.

Ah damn, I don't know if I could do that. I think I'll need your help.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Ah damn, I don't know if I could do that. I think I'll need your help.

haha, no i think you could handle it on your own, like i said, the worst part is getting over your nerves. i mean, if you dont make it in to a big deal then she wont make it in to a big deal. if you really dont want to ask for her phone number directly, maybe you can find a reason to get her number, maybe homework help or something like that, and you can start a conversation from there.

 

[AlteredEgo]

another thing, regardless of whether or not I made a move, she wouldn't have said yes anyway.

A big reason I liked her was because I wanted to settle down, move away from porn all that stuff. She was so sweet, that's what I wanted.

yeah, from what youve said it didnt sound like she was actually all that bad, minus the you callin' her a ****e and whatnot heh. i mean it just sounded more like bitterness then anything else man.

 

[Tangled Web]

yeah, from what youve said it didnt sound like she was actually all that bad, minus the you callin' her a ****e and whatnot heh. i mean it just sounded more like bitterness then anything else man.

No, ***** is that bad. On that letter I put my number.

 

[kypade]

That comma in the title most definitely does no belong.

Also, you used "well" to start approximately sixty-seven sentances. Stop that at once.

 

[AlteredEgo]

hey, and a thought just hit me. if all else fails you can always use your *****e-bag friend. after all, one of the easiest ways to start talking to someone is when you guys have a mutual friend. gives you a reason to talk to her as well as something to talk about. him. mwahahaha! just dont rip in to him too bad. you dont wanna come off as someone who talks about his friends behind their backs, even if that friend is a jackass.

 

[Tangled Web]

That comma in the title most definitely does no belong.

Also, you used "well" to start approximately sixty-seven sentances. Stop that at once.

The comma was for dramatic pause. Sixty-seven?

 

[AlteredEgo]

That comma in the title most definitely does no belong.

Also, you used "well" to start approximately sixty-seven sentances. Stop that at once.

well, that is much, appreciated.

 

[Tangled Web]

hey, and a thought just hit me. if all else fails you can always use your *****e-bag friend. after all, one of the easiest ways to start talking to someone is when you guys have a mutual friend. gives you a reason to talk to her as well as something to talk about. him. mwahahaha! just dont rip in to him too bad. you dont wanna come off as someone who talks about his friends behind their backs, even if that friend is a jackass.

I'm through with her. **** her and that movie the "Notebook" I watched it because she went on about how ****ing great it was. I"m never going to be her bicth. **** that, I like Garden State, a movie she wouldn't understand.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

Yeah whenever a guy calls a girl he likes a ****e or something. It's usually from bitterness. Trust me i know from personal experience. I did before.

 

[Tangled Web]

Yeah whenever a guy calls a girl he likes a ****e or something. It's usually from bitterness. Trust me i know from personal experience. I did before.

No, she is a ****ing ****e. Probably racially motivated too. Yeah, I went there.

To clarify I mean that she might be a racist.

 

[AlteredEgo]

Yeah whenever a guy calls a girl he likes a ****e or something. It's usually from bitterness. Trust me i know from personal experience. I did before.

no, yeah, i know all about that too, its like, one of the stages of grieving or something. something like, "sadness", "denial", "calling the girl you like a ****e", and finally "acceptance".

 

[The Apatow Crew]

I'm through with her. **** her and that movie the "Notebook" I watched it because she went on about how ****ing great it was. I"m never going to be her bicth. **** that, I like Garden State, a movie she wouldn't understand.

Dude "the notebook" is so gay. It's a movie all woman use to whip there men into shape and how they should act. but yeah garden state is a good movie i own it on dvd.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I'm through with her. **** her and that movie the "Notebook" I watched it because she went on about how ****ing great it was. I"m never going to be her bicth. **** that, I like Garden State, a movie she wouldn't understand.

Hahahahaha! Wow, i think i know about a hundred girls like her. they all kinda come cookie-cutter style, so dont let her get you down too much. but like i said, most advice i gave is, if not for her, for future reference.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

No, she is a ****ing ****e. Probably racially motivated too. Yeah, I went there.

To clarify I mean that she might be a racist.

What is she a white chick? Cause they girl i liked sorta had tannish skin but she was polish. I always had a thing for the i believe the word is "preppy" chicks.

 

[Tangled Web]

**** hollister
**** the notebook
**** One Tree Hill
**** racism
**** wasps

****, she doesn't get how deep I am.

argh...

 

[AlteredEgo]

Dude "the notebook" is so gay. It's a movie all woman use to whip there men into shape and how they should act. but yeah garden state is a good movie i own it on dvd.

yeah, i mean the movie, as a movie, is good. but i hate it as a weapon. a girl i knew tried to convince me that that is the kind of guy that she goes for. my ass. in other words she goes for the type of guy that will wait around for her while she forgets about him, the only reason that that movie is so adored is because of the ending, eventually, after all that waiting, she comes back to him. life doesnt work that way.

 

[Tangled Web]

What is she a white chick? .

She's white and I'm hispanic. My pal Albert suggests that one reason it didn't work out, may have been racially motivated.

If that's the case then, **** that noise.

 

[The Apatow Crew]

no, yeah, i know all about that too, its like, one of the stages of grieving or something. something like, "sadness", "denial", "calling the girl you like a ****e", and finally "acceptance".

Yeah. they should make a poster called the 4 steps to getting over the girl you like. and put those 4 rules down it would help a lot of future generations of men about the evils of woman and what they can do to a man.