I Think I'm Becoming Something I Hate

[Joker]

I was out with my friends last week, getting trashed, as I often do to silence the voices that tell me that life in general is bleak, the earth is a wasteland, and that I should do everyone a favor by killing as many people as possible, when one of the girls there got a call saying there was a party going down, and we should go. We hang out with this girl sometimes as she works with one of my other friends. She's 18, senior in high school.

So, we go to the party, and after a little while, I sober up enough to realize that none of the girls other than the one are 18 or older, and they're all in high school. I'm 21, and in college. And that's when it hits me. I'm becoming the creepy older guy who hangs out at high school parties that I hate. So of course, this causes me to drink more, which causes me to hit on the high school girls more...It's a vicious cycle really

 

[Banquet]

I was out with my friends last week, getting trashed, as I often do to silence the voices that tell me that life in general is bleak, the earth is a wasteland, and that I should do everyone a favor by killing as many people as possible, when one of the girls there got a call saying there was a party going down, and we should go. We hang out with this girl sometimes as she works with one of my other friends. She's 18, senior in high school.

So, we go to the party, and after a little while, I sober up enough to realize that none of the girls other than the one are 18 or older, and they're all in high school. I'm 21, and in college. And that's when it hits me. I'm becoming the creepy older guy who hangs out at high school parties that I hate. So of course, this causes me to drink more, which causes me to hit on the high school girls more...It's a vicious cycle really

Do you want me to slap your hand?

 

[Joker]

Not unless you're a hot high school girl, no

 

[Star]

That's not really much of an age difference though...

I'm a 21 year old university student and I accidently got drunk and hooked up with a first year (18/19, whichever)

Either way I still haven't lived it down

But I'm just sayin'. Sometimes people marry others who are like, ten years apart.

 

[JokerJr.]

hey man im 20 going 21 on may 2, and i love high school chicks too, but its not really the age for me as much as the concept of them still being in high school that turns me on

 

[Joker]

Them being in high school actually turns me off when I'm sober. It's like "yeah...you're incredibly immature and boring...and also stupid." Most of these girls were 16, tops...

 

[JokerJr.]

That's not really much of an age difference though...

I'm a 21 year old university student and I accidently got drunk and hooked up with a first year (18/19, whichever)

Either way I still haven't lived it down

But I'm just sayin'. Sometimes people marry others who are like, ten years apart.

yea, just look at ashley and demi arent they like 20 yrs apart. and anna nicole and that old guy, well before she died anyway [R.I.P.]

 

[JokerJr.]

Them being in high school actually turns me off when I'm sober. It's like "yeah...you're incredibly immature and boring...and also stupid." Most of these girls were 16, tops...

yea i guess that a reason why it turns me on, theyre immature and im extremely immature, and ive been with some 16yr olds. does that make me wrong?

 

[Star]

Exactly. Even my parents are three years apart.

And Joker (Er, The Joker, not Joker Jr... haha) considering you were drunk, I don't think it's something to worry about. I do a LOT of stuff when I'm drunk that I probably wouldn't do sober.

Now, if you were hitting them up soberly that would be a different story. (Although honestly, still not THAT weird.)

 

[Liquid Snake]

I hate stupid people, especially girls. I mean it's cute at first but gets really annoying after a while. Try to hang out with people older than you, you'll learn something new and its just much better to be around people who have the same perspective on life.

 

[Banquet]

Not unless you're a hot high school girl, no

It's not really that bad imo... sometimes it's just the situation you end up in for the night (I don't even want to think about the parties I've stumbled upon). But if you're still hitting on high school girls at 26, I'll have to club you.

 

[Joker]

Almost every single female I know is a ******, I swear to god. Either they don't know there ass from a hole in the ground, or they constantly make suggestions like "Let's watch Alvin & The Chipmunks! I love that movie!" or "Let's watch Pulse! It looks sooooo good!"

We actually enforce a rule where the girls arent allowed to pick movies most of the time now...

 

[Eggyman]

I wouldn't worry about this, J man

At that age it may seem like a big gap, but Star's right (as usual ) - it's no big deal dudey

Just don't ask them if they want to see your puppy dogs.

 

[Trainwreck2100]

What college guy hasn't accidentally stumbled into a high school party

 

[JokerJr.]

Almost every single female I know is a ******, I swear to god. Either they don't know there ass from a hole in the ground, or they constantly make suggestions like "Let's watch Alvin & The Chipmunks! I love that movie!" or "Let's watch Pulse! It looks sooooo good!"

We actually enforce a rule where the girls arent allowed to pick movies most of the time now...

i know exactly what you mean, girls like that are good for like one-night stands, but when you settle down you have to get a mature girl

 

[Spade]

as I often do to silence the voices that tell me that life in general is bleak, the earth is a wasteland, and that I should do everyone a favor by killing as many people as possible

And that's when it hits me. I'm becoming the creepy older guy who hangs out at high school parties that I hate.

So the real problem here is that you're now the older guy at the parties you used to go to...?

 

[Star]

Almost every single female I know is a ******, I swear to god. Either they don't know there ass from a hole in the ground, or they constantly make suggestions like "Let's watch Alvin & The Chipmunks! I love that movie!" or "Let's watch Pulse! It looks sooooo good!"

We actually enforce a rule where the girls arent allowed to pick movies most of the time now...

Hey now!

 

[Joker]

Just don't ask them if they want to see your puppy dogs.

Is it ok if I go to Wal-Mart and ask little kids with there mothers if they want some free candy over at my van?

 

[Joker]

Hey now!

ALMOST

 

[Shedhut]

well the points you make doesnt seem to be too mature as well so maybe you should stick to those partys

i should add im not too serious with that statement but c'mon you fell like a "creepy older guy" with 21 years? ^^

 

[Banquet]

Girls I know are pretty rad. But then again, they are in college.

 

[Eggyman]

Is it ok if I go to Wal-Mart and ask little kids with there mothers if they want some free candy over at my van?

That's fine, but make sure it doesn't spoil their dinner

 

[Spade]

Women in college are always better to hang around. Even if the parties still go on in college, at least most college girls are both fun-loving and worth talking to.

 

[Joker]

well the points you make doesnt seem to be too mature as well so maybe you should stick to those partys

i should add im not too serious with that statement but c'mon you fell like a "creepy older guy" with 21 years? ^^

Your face isnt very mature.


Heh, I told him.

 

[JokerJr.]

It's not really that bad imo... sometimes it's just the situation you end up in for the night (I don't even want to think about the parties I've stumbled upon). But if you're still hitting on high school girls at 26, I'll have to club you.

why post a pic of hannah montana, do you work for "To Catch A Predator"?