I think my wife is cheating on me...

[bullets]

Who do you think cheats more: Guys or girls? I think girls are more likely to cheat and in more harsh ways.

I think guys are more likely to get caught .

 

[The Riddler]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I picked up her cell phone the other day to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and accused me of checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

i knew no one cheats on the poeman.

 

[Ghostvirus]

Wow, appreciate you wasting my time with someone elses joke.:

 

[The Riddler]

Wow, appreciate you wasting my time with someone elses joke.:

either you're teddy, or you stole teddy's avatar!

 

[Ahura Mazda]

That was excellent! Well done.

 

[Ghostvirus]

either you're teddy, or you stole teddy's avatar!

I stole it... Do something.

 

[xisaacx]

Saw this in a "funny pics" thread from a newspaper clipping. Plagiarizer.

If it really is made up, its totally lame to steal someone elses story and not give credit where its due

 

[BlackLantern]

I'm not married, but have been seriously involved with someone who cheated....It's the one thing in a relationship I will not forgive....

 

[ShadowBoxing]

Heh Heh, good one.

 

[TEDDY]

either you're teddy, or you stole teddy's avatar!

Well he isn't TEDDY!

 

[The Senator]

Who do you think cheats more: Guys or girls? I think girls are more likely to cheat and in more harsh ways.

I've been bleeping some guy for three weeks now. Yeah, you know how we hate a date two weeks ago and I said I loved you more than anyone on this planet. Well, apparently not sexually. Cause I been bleeping some guy.

Seriously, watch "Cheaters" or listen to your friends....Girls cheat WAY more I think, though I'd like to hear other people's opinions.

Men are pigs and I'll leave it at that...

 

[The Battousai]

Nobody seems to have gotten my joke

 

[The Senator]

Nobody seems to have gotten my joke

Nobody likes an attention ****e

 

[The Battousai]

Nobody likes an attention ****e

Hehe - I recall a conversation about this regarding a certain Alaskan

 

[BlackLantern]

I was watching an episode of 'Cheaters'....a woman, who was cheating on her husband, drove 20 miles to a mall, changed her clothes and put on a wig, got back in her car and drove another 30 miles to meet some guy she had been seeing for about 3 months and the guy knew her by another name.....

 

[kane9321]

by a new bike

 

[Colossal Spoons]

I really don't get it

 

[JayCaz]

I really don't get it

read the last sentence of his problem mate

 

[LondonGirl]

I thought this was all true untill the last sentance! I was about to say how much of a saddo you are lol

 

[Colossal Spoons]

read the last sentence of his problem mate

Yeah, I got the bike thing. People are just chuckling like there's a really clever joke somewhere.

 

[The Guard]

That's the joke. Only it's not clever or funny.

(Shrugs)

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Ah ha

 

[The Spawn]

Why is this 2 pages.

 

[The Dude]

Well then, I guess you'll just have to kill her. And then use the life insurance policy to buy a new bike. Wabam, kill two birds with one stone. Or actually you kill one bird and get a bike, which is even better.

 

[DarknessOfDeath]

I've never talked about this before, but I really need the boards advice on what could be a crucial decision. I’ve suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me.

The usual signs… Phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up.
My wife has been going out with the girls a lot recently although when I ask their names she always says, “Just some friends from work, you don’t know them.”

I always stay awake to look out for her taxi coming home, but she always walks down the drive. Although I can hear a car driving off, as if she has gotten out of the car round the corner. Why? Maybe she wasn’t in a taxi?

I picked up her cell phone the other day to see what time it was and she went berserk and screamed that I should never touch her phone again and accused me of checking up on her.

Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife I think deep down I just didn’t want to know the truth, but last night she went out again and I decided to really check on her.

I decided I was going to park my motorcycle next to the garage and then hide behind it so I could get a good view of the whole street when she came home. It was at that moment, crouching behind my bike , that I noticed that the valve covers on my engine seemed to be leaking a little oil.

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the dealer?

Veered off course, didn't ya? lol