I won talent show at my college dancing like Michael jackson-going to finals!

[Spider-Bite]

Political advisor eh?

I'm moving to Canada. t:

Most of Canada is in agreement with me on politics.

 

[Mr. Socko]

You must be good to have made it first place. Michael Jackson is my favorite singer, what song did you perform to?

Oh and Good luck in the finals

 

[Spider-Bite]

I was thinking of student council. But it still sounds just as useless. And for the right amount of money, you'll sell out your ethics.




Try again sugar. Graduated from college 6 years ago, and working in a good job, paying my bills. I'm certainly not going to orgasm because some 20-something won a freaking school talent show or thinks school dances are like so groovy.

The point isn't that people are jealous of you. It's simply that no one on here gives a damn about you.

I actually believe that you are lying. About everything in that post. To me it just feels obvious. You sound like you have no idea what college is like, or maybe you just had one or two classes per semester, and the second class was over you dipped. I don't know. But it sounds like you have no idea what it is like. And I highly doubt anybody here who has talked with me as much as you have, actually thinks I would sell out. I never said I thought school dances were soo groovy. People go to them for the same reason people go to bars. Seriously. Why are you so against anything that has to do with a social life? That is really how it sounds.

And I don't doubt for a second that all of you bashing me are jealous. Why on earth would you rip on me for having talent that benefits me, and harms nobody? I would really appreciate an answer to the following question?

Is that mature? Childish? Ignorant? Is that a case of putting others down to make yourself feel good about your own insecurities? You have implied that it is not, but I really don't think anybody would take that stance seriously.

 

[Spider-Bite]

You must be good to have made it first place. Michael Jackson is my favorite singer, what song did you perform to?

Oh and Good luck in the finals

Thanks man! I did Morphine. But I only did the first half of the song. I found out about the talent show like an hour before I performed, and a five or six minute solo performance would have gotten stale. I had the sound guy cut it at the soft part.

It's funny. The judges told me I can't compete in anymore untill the finals, because they were afraid nobody else would make it to the finals, LOL.

 

[Kritish]

My god some of you have got to be the dumbest most inmature people to ever walk this earth.

You better believe it! Madness? This is Sparta!

 

[Spider-Bite]

wait, so you're getting cocky about winning a school talent show by imitating an eccentric 80's pop star's moves?

It requires extreme talent.

seriously, what is this strange fascination with michael jackson?

I enjoy his music. That is strange? Man I must be just as strange as everybody else that made him the biggest musical act of all time.

you're an adult who idolizes a mentally disturbed, washed up pop star

Not true. Why do you assume I idolize him? I think he's a freak. I ain't pretending not to like his music, just because he's a freak. You basically insuated that your pretending not to like his music.

to the extent that you study and practice his dance moves in your free time. that's just creepy as hell.

Study? Practice? Not really. Never did. When I was a kid, one day I realized I could do it. I never put any actual effort into learning it. Dancing just comes natural to me. It's fun. I enjoy it. The rythym gives me a rush.


And is anybody really creeped out by Usher, Chris Brown, or Justin Timberlake? LOL. Nobody is creeped out. You can tell when somebody is impressed. The crowd as well as the judges were hardly creeped out. LOL. If it was creepy, why did I win? YOu and I both know if it was creepy, I would have lost, and Usher, Chris Brown, and JT would be nobodies.

1) if you do end up working in politics after you graduate and eventually run for something, i predict this grotesque infatuation with MJ is gonna come back to bite you in the ass. especially if there's video of you dancing around grabbing your crotch out there.

I'm not running for anything. And you know media reporters, political analysts included, have all covered MJ more than once, and they all agree and admit, they love his music. They all agree this guy is freaking talented. It's not biting them in the ass. They are taken seriously, by serious people.

2) i really don't want to see the type of girls who get all wet over this type of performance.

I got nothing against you guys. I even support your right to marry.

man, you just make this way too easy. what did you expect when you started this thread? that people would actually think it's cool? that you wouldn't be ridiculed to no end? man, you're naive. i seriously can't believe you're college-age.

Would people think it's cool? Are you forgetting that a crowd of 500 and a judges panel already judged it? Besides like a year ago out of curiousity I started a poll thread here on who liked his music, and the overwhelming majority of hypsters voted that he was one of the best.http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=252667&highlight=Michael+jackson

Your making fun of me, for something that is awesome, and you think our in a position to say

i seriously can't believe you're college-age

Your actually making fun of me for winning. Maybe if I had gotten booed, or lost, then maybe you would have room to talk. But making fun of me for winning? That's just backwards.

 

[Spider-Bite]

What's the deal with the avatars? Anyway, Spider-Bite, after reviewing your posts, I think what you need are spelling lessons. If you win that 1000 bucks, you should invest in a good spell checker. And after that, you should share with the world what it feels like to have Micheal Jackson inside you. That should get you another couple thousand.

I type over 60 words a minute, and I don't edit errors. And just so you know, spell check does not cost a thousand dollars. You should also consider that since I'm in college, I don't even need to own a computer, since they are all over the place. Only difference between those and a personal computer is you can't illegaly download music or porn.

And seriously

And after that, you should share with the world what it feels like to have Micheal Jackson inside you.

I'm gonna go throw out childish insults across the internet, because I'm too much of a ***** to do it in the real world.

What's the deal with the avatars?

"Avatars" is plural. Here at the hype, everybody only has one avatar. Here is the deal. One day I saved a picture of the star ship enterprise, and then I uploaded it here at the hype as my avatar.

Is that simple enough? Or is there something wrong with my avatar now too?

 

[Addendum]

I actually believe that you are lying. About everything in that post. To me it just feels obvious. You sound like you have no idea what college is like, or maybe you just had one or two classes per semester, and the second class was over you dipped. I don't know. But it sounds like you have no idea what it is like. And I highly doubt anybody here who has talked with me as much as you have, actually thinks I would sell out. I never said I thought school dances were soo groovy. People go to them for the same reason people go to bars. Seriously. Why are you so against anything that has to do with a social life? That is really how it sounds.

And I don't doubt for a second that all of you bashing me are jealous. Why on earth would you rip on me for having talent that benefits me, and harms nobody? I would really appreciate an answer to the following question?

Is that mature? Childish? Ignorant? Is that a case of putting others down to make yourself feel good about your own insecurities? You have implied that it is not, but I really don't think anybody would take that stance seriously.

I could care less if you think that I don't know anything about college. My bachelor's degree on my wall, which I earned in 2001, proves otherwise.

As to your question, I'm simply an assh*le. I enjoy pushing other people's buttons, having a sarcastic comment for everything, and basically doing everything I can do legally to draw a negative reaction/response from others.

 

[Spider-Bite]

I could care less if you think that I don't know anything about college. My bachelor's degree on my wall, which I earned in 2001, proves otherwise.

Did you get that with online classes? And I guess I should also ask how old you were when you were in college, because obviously it's going to be a completely different experience for the few 40 and 50 year olds, than it's going to be for everybody else. It's also possible that your really anti-social, or maybe just really nerdy, but even the nerds at my school are completely accepted by their peers. I consider myself a nerd, because of my political and scientific saviness, and I'm one of the most popular people in the whole school. I don't look like a nerd on the surface, but I'm into nerdy stuff, so I kind of just figure I'm a nerd.

As to your question, I'm simply an assh*le. I enjoy pushing other people's buttons, having a sarcastic comment for everything, and basically doing everything I can do legally to draw a negative reaction/response from others.

so your admitting that your lying? I love to debate and argue, but I wont act like an idiot and say things I know to be false or ridiculous just for the sake of disagreeing with people. I have too much self respect.

For a while I used the hype to debate and argue so I didn't create conflict with real world relationships in heated debates, but not only do I not have the time anymore, but my school and my classes provide plenty of intellectual conversation and stimuli. That's why I haven't been here since school started.

 

[Addendum]

Did you get that with online classes? And I guess I should also ask how old you were when you were in college, because obviously it's going to be a completely different experience for the few 40 and 50 year olds, than it's going to be for everybody else..

I took the 5 year plan from 96 to 01. I was 22 when I graduated.

so your admitting that your lying? I love to debate and argue, but I wont act like an idiot and say things I know to be false or ridiculous just for the sake of disagreeing with people. I have too much self respect.

No, I'm admitting that I'm an assh*le, and enjoy seeing people get hurt, upset, or violent based on something I said. t:

 

[Spider-Bite]

I took the 5 year plan from 96 to 01. I was 22 when I graduated.

five year plan? What the hell kind of degree is that? Associates-2 years, bachelor's-4 years, masters is six. I haven't ever heard of a five year degree before.

No, I'm admitting that I'm an assh*le, and enjoy seeing people get hurt, upset, or violent based on something I said. t:

[/QUOTE]

That is why nobody has any reason to believe you or take you seriously. Your just saying things for the sake of saying them. How do I know you aren't pretending to have a bachelor's degree just to try and push some button in me? I don't believe you actually, because it doesn't take five years to get one. I didn't believe you to begin with, so it was kind of hard for you to upset me. I'm just continuing the conversation to continue making myself feel superior, plus I'm bored visting my parents for this weekend.

 

[Addendum]

I failed one year, and so had to spend another year.

But hey, if someone on an internet message board doesn't believe me, how does that affect my life?

Besides, I would be lying if I said "I'm sorry" or "I didn't mean it" after I said something hurtful to someone

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Spider-bite i was gonna come on this thread and congratulate you as i know where your coming from, i too can dance like MJ. Never tryed to learn it, just came natural and yeah women like it (to the naysayers it's not because a guy isdancing like MJ that they find attractive, it's the fact a guy can dance, Women love that)

But dude as good as you feel right now kissing your own ass pretty much saying how great you are is to be honest pretty annoying. Not an attractive trait not to mention saying you'll win 1000 dollars towards (and i quote) 'Tuition & *****' nice, real nice.

Were not jealous, you just come across arrogant, so far up your own ass you can lick your tonsils and as i said thats not an attractive trait in a person, far from it.

You won a competition, well done, really. But thats all it is a dance. Not like you solved world hunger and the amount of your own ass you kissed in the past 3 pages you'd think thats what you did.

 

[Mike_D202]

You mere pheasants...

This guy pulled the MJ dancing off pretty well:

 

[Spider-Bite]

I failed one year, and so had to spend another year.

But hey, if someone on an internet message board doesn't believe me, how does that affect my life?

It effects your ability to push my buttons.

 

[Addendum]

So then it's of no importance

 

[Spider-Bite]

Spider-bite i was gonna come on this thread and congratulate you as i know where your coming from, i too can dance like MJ. Never tryed to learn it, just came natural and yeah women like it (to the naysayers it's not because a guy isdancing like MJ that they find attractive, it's the fact a guy can dance, Women love that)

But dude as good as you feel right now kissing your own ass pretty much saying how great you are is to be honest pretty annoying. Not an attractive trait not to mention saying you'll win 1000 dollars towards (and i quote) 'Tuition & *****' nice, real nice.

Were not jealous, you just come across arrogant, so far up your own ass you can lick your tonsils and as i said thats not an attractive trait in a person, far from it.

You won a competition, well done, really. But thats all it is a dance. Not like you solved world hunger and the amount of your own ass you kissed in the past 3 pages you'd think thats what you did.

I wont lie. I've been cheesed as hell the last few days. It was awesome. And yeah it will take a few days for my new huge head to shrink.

Not an attractive trait not to mention saying you'll win 1000 dollars towards (and i quote) 'Tuition & *****' nice, real nice.

What the hell is your malfunction? They made it sound like I was suffering because of my ability, so I refuted it, by explaining some of the positives in it for me. You have a problem with that?

 

[Spider-Bite]

So then it's of no importance

I also have to ask how the hell you didn't get dropped from the school. My school doesn't tolerate that. You **** around like that, and your gone.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

What the hell is your malfunction? They made it sound like I was suffering because of my ability, so I refuted it, by explaining some of the positives in it for me. You have a problem with that?

Malfunction? i'm not johnny 5. My problem isyour awful attitude. Your over inflated ego not to mention your ***** remark was just wrong.


Johnny five ALIVE

 

[Spider-Bite]

Malfunction? i'm not johnny 5. My problem isyour awful attitude. Your over inflated ego not to mention your ***** remark was just wrong.


Johnny five ALIVE

Ain't my fault. They gave me no choice after the show was over.

And how is it over inflated? I can dance good, and it has positives, and I admitted those positives. I didn't exagerate them or lie about them, so how is it over inflated? Yah I'm proud. So what? Am I supposed to lie and say I lost and I'm not that good. Everybody hates me, and I wish I couldn't dance? so my attitude isn't awful? Ain't nothing awful about it.

Quit cuddling with the beasts. They will still rip on you anyways. Plus you sound like a sell out. Pick on the picked on, so you don't end up being the one picked on.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

Ain't my fault. They gave me no choice after the show was over.

And as i said well done. But what im saying is defend yourself dont let people rip the piss out of something that is a talent and you should be proud of yourself. Just lay off the ass kissing a little, im sure you feel great about yourself at the moment, just dont let it get to you or after this little bit of 'fame' passes you'll still have the ego and women hate that, not to mention people in general.

 

[The-Dark-Knight]

As for 'cuddling with the beasts' im not im actually trying to help. I'm one of the fewon here who dosent jump on the bandwagon every chance he gets, i often on here get mocked because i dont think what everyone else does and agree with everyone else.

I just dont like people who kiss there own ass overand over. as i said im trying to help.

Im not saying be ashamed of your talent, far from it, im saying enjoy your 'fame' while it lasts, just dont let it go to your head.

 

[Superhobo]

It requires extreme talent.

Um...not really. Most of MJ's moves come from a lot of sources, one of which is tap dancing, which I do. This includes the moonwalk.

I enjoy his music. That is strange? Man I must be just as strange as everybody else that made him the biggest musical act of all time.

Yes, you are.

Not true. Why do you assume I idolize him? I think he's a freak. I ain't pretending not to like his music, just because he's a freak. You basically insuated that your pretending not to like his music.

Maybe he doesn't like his music?

Study? Practice? Not really. Never did. When I was a kid, one day I realized I could do it. I never put any actual effort into learning it. Dancing just comes natural to me. It's fun. I enjoy it. The rythym gives me a rush.

Okay, Mumble.

And is anybody really creeped out by Usher, Chris Brown, or Justin Timberlake? LOL. Nobody is creeped out. You can tell when somebody is impressed. The crowd as well as the judges were hardly creeped out. LOL. If it was creepy, why did I win? YOu and I both know if it was creepy, I would have lost, and Usher, Chris Brown, and JT would be nobodies.

Just because they were laughing when you grabbed your crotch doesn't mean a damn thing.


I'm not running for anything. And you know media reporters, political analysts included, have all covered MJ more than once, and they all agree and admit, they love his music. They all agree this guy is freaking talented. It's not biting them in the ass. They are taken seriously, by serious people.
You know you're on the...student council, right?

I got nothing against you guys. I even support your right to marry.

Didn't you JUST say you weren't going to throw childish comments over the internet? Hypocrite.


Would people think it's cool? Are you forgetting that a crowd of 500 and a judges panel already judged it? Besides like a year ago out of curiousity I started a poll thread here on who liked his music, and the overwhelming majority of hypsters voted that he was one of the best.http://forums.superherohype.com/showthread.php?t=252667&highlight=Michael+jackson

Your making fun of me, for something that is awesome, and you think our in a position to say
Awesome by your opinion.


Your actually making fun of me for winning. Maybe if I had gotten booed, or lost, then maybe you would have room to talk. But making fun of me for winning? That's just backwards.

Well, not really. We're actually making fun of you because you seem to have your head so far out your ass you're doing backward somersaults.

Chill, dude. People think I'm a great dancer, too. And, I'm a street performer. So, I get the moneyz and applause for it on the spot, some of the time. But, you'll rarely hear me say that on here.

 

[Addendum]

I also have to ask how the hell you didn't get dropped from the school. My school doesn't tolerate that. You **** around like that, and your gone.

Not every college is the same

 

[Spider-Bite]

dude, I think your making something out of nothing. I was nervous as hell going up there. I got a million insecurities.

You want modesty? You know the four spins? Well when I do that I don't have complete control over how I stop. I have to go into another dance move when I come out of it, or I'll fall of balance at the end. Nobody else ever notices this weakness, because I hide it so well, but I really have little control over how I come out of that spin. I can't even choose which move I go into. I have to let the move choose itself, unless I want to drop on my knees. I can come out of it like that, any time I want.

And yeah when everybody tells me I'm just as good at dancing as MJ is, I straight up tell em, I ain't even close to a fraction of his ability. My skills are up there with Chris Brown and Usher, but I admit my weaknesses, and MJ has a million dance moves I can't even begin to try and attempt.