If you had the chance to be abducted by aliens would you choose it?

[Spider-Bite]

He's actually a Prime Minister and is a member of the Conservative Party of Canada.

You Americans are so uneducated.

Speaking of ignorance. Do I hear a stereotype?

 

[chamber-music]

you only get that if you're abducted....not if you're invited to travel space with them...

plus you might meet a Leela

Yeah but what do you have to do to get them to invite you.........You have to become their probe slave thats what

Also you could get impregnated by an alien girl species style and end up like John Hurt in Alien. All laughing one minute and the next you got some little creature playing hop scotch with your once internal organs.

In the words of the immortal words of Hudson " GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER"

 

[Lord Valumart]

Yeah but what do you have to do to get them to invite you.........You have to become their probe slave thats what

Also you could get impregnated by an alien girl species style and end up like John Hurt in Alien. All laughing one minute and the next you got some little creature playing hop scotch with your once internal organs.

In the words of the immortal words of Hudson " GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER"

it's sad that i say "in the john hurt way" when girls are preggers

but anyhoo...it's hightly doubtful that that would happen...

 

[Spider-Bite]

Yeah but what do you have to do to get them to invite you.........You have to become their probe slave thats what

Also you could get impregnated by an alien girl species style and end up like John Hurt in Alien. All laughing one minute and the next you got some little creature playing hop scotch with your once internal organs.

In the words of the immortal words of Hudson " GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER"

What are the odds that our DNA would be compatible for reproduction with an alien species? Sometimes the movie's got it right, and other times they got it wrong. Not to mention from an evolution perspective an alein species that is intelligent enough to screw in a light bulb is not resemble a gigantic beast. yeah it will look creepy and scary, but it's body will not be a huge weapon and it's head will not be a weapon either.

If it's head was a weapon it would not be bipedal, and intelligence would involve hand in hand with two free limbs, which means an intelligent species would almost have to stand erect.

A big huge Venom like jaw would only be on an animal that walks on all four, because it would make more sense for that part of it's body to stick out in front to attack and counter attack easier. It owuld be pointless to have something like that on a pair of shoulders on something that stands upright.

 

[Kaboom]

I like to think about the amazing opportunity for the information and culutral exchange. I'd have so many questions, and I'd love to talk politics with them.

I really hope we make first contact before I die. The human race isn't ready for it yet, but if 50 years from now an alien ship lands on earth and says "We come in peace" I will be bouncing off the walls.

It's highly unlikely that the Indepandance Day scenario would take place. Why would they want our planet? There are hundreds of billions of galaxies full of them. The only reason I can think they'd kill us is if they think we are a danger to the galaxy because were so hostile.

you realize if they came here, they be so far advanced it would be like you going to the rainforest to talk about the internet and them trying to show you how to make fire.

 

[Spider-Bite]

you realize if they came here, they be so far advanced it would be like you going to the rainforest to talk about the internet and them trying to show you how to make fire.

It would be more like us trying to talk to the Iraqis about democracy or how it's wrong for a 50 year old man to molest a 12 year old girl and force her to marry him.

 

[Kaboom]

It would be more like us trying to talk to the Iraqis about democracy or how it's wrong for a 50 year old man to molest a 12 year old girl and force her to marry him.

yeap, still speechless

 

[Spider-Bite]

yeap, still speechless

when you consider the fact that life evolves to consume resources, you then realize why animals prey on each other, and those instincts are a big part of why we kill each other so much.

Chances are most alien species went through many of the same conflicts we went through.

 

[chamber-music]

What are the odds that our DNA would be compatible for reproduction with an alien species? Sometimes the movie's got it right, and other times they got it wrong. Not to mention from an evolution perspective an alein species that is intelligent enough to screw in a light bulb is not resemble a gigantic beast. yeah it will look creepy and scary, but it's body will not be a huge weapon and it's head will not be a weapon either.

If it's head was a weapon it would not be bipedal, and intelligence would involve hand in hand with two free limbs, which means an intelligent species would almost have to stand erect.

A big huge Venom like jaw would only be on an animal that walks on all four, because it would make more sense for that part of it's body to stick out in front to attack and counter attack easier. It owuld be pointless to have something like that on a pair of shoulders on something that stands upright.

I was Joking t:

 

[AllThingsComic]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9Q3orQhEcA


Oh c'mon, you nobody was thinking of this??

 

[Apollo]

YEA! A chance to meet aliens would be an honor! and flying around in space, in their spaceship! OH YEA!

 

[X-Ray]

No, if they're going to experiment on my ass !!!

Yes, if they let me pilot their saucer or whatever !!!

 

[Symbiote Hulk]

No I don't, they'd look at my huge genitals and confiscate them :P

 

[whatever_dude]

Sure, if it doesn't hurt.

And if they give me amazing psychic powers as a "sorry we abducted you" gift.

 

[Spider-Bite]

No I don't, they'd look at my huge genitals and confiscate them :P

that's just your excuse for when girls say they can't see it.

j/k.

 

[Kyalesyin]

Y'know what, you are seriously the most creepy poster in this place. You're creepier than Teddy. How about you try keeping your feet on the ground, your head outta the clouds and get a job?

 

[jaguarr]

I'm not lying. I would choose that over winning the lottery.

It's the allure of potential anal probes that fuels this fantasy of yours, isn't it?

jag

 

[Golgo-13]

If you had the chance to be abducted by Aliens, would you choose to do so? You don't know anything ahead of time about what they look like or how they will treat you. All you know is you will be taken aboard an alien spaceship. I want to be abducted really bad, and I mean like really bad.

You need to be abducted by a psychiatrist.

Really why would anyone want to have extra-terrestrial being probing their bung hole and god know what else, just so they can get away from home....?

Take a vacation to the Bahamas why don't you.

 

[ROOR]

Actually 99% of the time when child molestors victimize a child it's a child whom they know well.

I suspect that most interstellar traveling species are rather enlightened and peaceful. Otherwise they probably would have annihilated themselves prior to their technology advancing enough for them to go interstellar. not to mention when an entire species works together using their resources for space travel their space baring technology will move faster as opposed to a species who is divided and using it's resources to kill each other and patrol borders.

Yeah but you are assuming that aliens evolve on a planet, and advance their technology to the point of interstellar travel. Who says they didn't evolve in space, and that interstellar travel for them in a natural instinct, like walking. Kind of tosses the whole enlightened and peaceful thing right out the window. Silly humans.

 

[Hades]

I live in Canada.

Wow, I didn't know that..

Where in Canada?

 

[Jack O'Lantern]

Nuh uh. Those bug eyed grey aliens give me the creeps.

 

[Arkady Rossovich]

This is an odd question,im not sure.

 

[Spider-Bite]

You need to be abducted by a psychiatrist.

Really why would anyone want to have extra-terrestrial being probing their bung hole and god know what else, just so they can get away from home....?

Take a vacation to the Bahamas why don't you.

I think scienticially. This is the ultimate exploration. I don't want to be anally probed, dissected, or whisked away to another planet never to return. I merely want to see one, and I'm extremely curious about the possible cultural differences or discoveries the aliens have made. I'm curious about what technological advancements are possible. I'm curious about any religous beliefs they might have.

Was Charles Darwin insane? Or was he a curious scientist? Are astronauts insane? Every single one of them would most likely make the same choice I would. That's why they are Astronauts. You should really expand your imagination, because your coming off as closed right now.

 

[Spider-Bite]

Y'know what, you are seriously the most creepy poster in this place. You're creepier than Teddy. How about you try keeping your feet on the ground, your head outta the clouds and get a job?

I'm going to college in a few months to be a public finance economist working for the government. I wouldn't trade my "there must be more to life than this" mindset for anything in the world. Most people are too preoccupied with their own petty life to see beyond their own existence.

I'd say you need to broaden your horizon a little, but I'm not going to insult you or make childish attempts to demean or own you.

 

[Jack O'Lantern]

I think scienticially. This is the ultimate exploration. I don't want to be anally probed, dissected, or whisked away to another planet never to return. I merely want to see one, and I'm extremely curious about the possible cultural differences or discoveries the aliens have made. I'm curious about what technological advancements are possible. I'm curious about any religous beliefs they might have.

Was Charles Darwin insane? Or was he a curious scientist? Are astronauts insane? Every single one of them would most likely make the same choice I would. That's why they are Astronauts. You should really expand your imagination, because your coming off as closed right now.

You spelled "scientifically" wrong. But I see what you mean. Yes, it would be interesting to see what could be learned from ETs, but from what we've heard (assuming "abductees" are telling the truth) the aliens are more interested in studying us than in letting us study them.