If you were the antichrist.....

[ShadowBoxing]

What do you mean "if" I was the antichrist...

 

[Colossal Spoons]

What do you mean "if" I was the antichrist...

I must have missed the Bible passage that described him taking the form of Megatron. Now, Galvatron would have been better!

 

[Equint77]

i'd steal andthepickles from Colossal....

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey, if she wants to be with the antichrist, that's no g/f of mine

 

[Equint77]

Hey, if she wants to be with the antichrist, that's no g/f of mine

sweet!!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Mind if I laugh when Hey-Zeus throws you both in the pit of fire?

 

[TheSumOfGod]

does the antichrist have powers?

He... glows in the dark, and... does stuff... with his eyes?

 

[Equint77]

i'm already going there.... but I can always company.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

i'm already going there.... but I can always company.

If the Bible is right, you'll have PLENTY of company.

 

[Equint77]

If the Bible is right, you'll have PLENTY of company.

yes sir..... I'm sure a handful of people here are with me on the expressway downtown.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey-Zeus can accomodate you if you have to keep a schedule.

 

[AndThePickles]

Mind if I laugh when Hey-Zeus throws you both in the pit of fire?

Hecks no! I'm goin to the pearly gates buddy.

 

[Equint77]

Hey-Zeus can accomodate you if you have to keep a schedule.

my doctor told me I might expire by 38.... so Jay-sus has 8 years.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

my doctor told me I might expire by 38.... so Jay-sus has 8 years.

G-zus has all the time in the world!

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hecks no! I'm goin to the pearly gates buddy.

..of fire?

 

[AndThePickles]

NO sir! I'm gonna go hang out with Jesus.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Psh, silly woman. Jesus doesn't like girls

 

[AndThePickles]

Psh, silly man. Of course Jesus likes girls, he isn't gay.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Where's his wife then...

 

[AndThePickles]

Plenty of people who say Mary Magdeline was his wife.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Plenty of people say that reptile aliens are living on Earth too.

 

[AndThePickles]

I've yet to see any proof of the reptiles though

 

[TheSumOfGod]

Plenty of people say that reptile aliens are living on Earth too.

Hey!

And Jesus didn't exist, he's merely a recycled pagan sun god.

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Hey-Zeus would destroy your reptiles in a fist fight.

 

[Abaddon]

So Jesus was reptilian?