If your girlfriend was in the acting business...

[Asgard]

Seriously, although mine would the most beautifulest of them all.

 

[Catman]

are you joking?
you MUST be joking.

I'm not. Whats so ugly about a penis? Explain.

 

[heypapajinx]

so yours would be the most beautiful of ALL the uglies?
all i have to say about the penis is

that's right... Shar Pei.

 

[Catman]

so yours would be the most beautiful of ALL the uglies?
all i have to say about the penis is

that's right... Shar Pei.

Hey, some people happen to love those dogs. lol.

 

[heypapajinx]

Hey, some people happen to love those dogs. lol.

oh, i DO love those dogs.
you know why, because although it resembles a penis, at least IT offers loyalty.
i can not say the same about the other.

 

[Asgard]

Good god...

If that dog looked anything like any penis you've seen, then I can see why you'd think the way you do. You must've accidentally seen some obese old man naked or something because that does not even remotely resemble my godlike phallus of might and bravery.

That's a pretty ugly breed of dog, by the way.

 

[Catman]

oh, i DO love those dogs.
you know why, because although it resembles a penis, at least IT offers loyalty.
i can not say the same about the other.

You're such a hater! You blame all guys for the mistakes of a few.

You must've accidentally seen some obese old man naked or something

I think she meant guys with, you know, skin!

 

[Halcohol]

I like how a thread about trust and jealousy turned into a pissing contest.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

oh, i DO love those dogs.
you know why, because although it resembles a penis, at least IT offers loyalty.
i can not say the same about the other.

If you regularly feed and care for them, give them a scratch on the underside now and then, throw them a ball or a frisbee, and establish yourself as the firm, but fair "alpha leader" of the pack, yes, they'll be loyal.

 

[Catman]

I like how a thread about trust and jealousy turned into a pissing contest.

Its 4:26am, man! S--t like this happens at these hours.

 

[heypapajinx]

Good god...

If that dog looked anything like any penis you've seen, then I can see why you'd think the way you do. You must've accidentally seen some obese old man naked or something because that does not even remotely resemble my godlike phallus of might and bravery.

That's a pretty ugly breed of dog, by the way.

they are NOT ugly.
and i was pointing out the folds and wrinkles of said nasty penis.
PLUS!!! PEE comes out of that thing!
YUK!
looks like lemon water, tastes like battery acid.

You're such a hater! You blame all guys for the mistakes of a few.

meh. that's what they ALL say.
you're all the same.
can't teach an old dog new tricks.

If you regularly feed and care for them, give them a scratch on the underside now and then, throw them a ball or a frisbee, and establish yourself as the firm, but fair "alpha leader" of the pack, yes, they'll be loyal.

i DO!
why ELSE do you think i strap them down to the bed and beat them with bamboo cuttings!? for fun!?
no!
to establish myself as said Alpha Leader.
and i feed them!!

 

[Halcohol]

If you regularly feed and care for them, give them a scratch on the underside now and then, throw them a ball or a frisbee, and establish yourself as the firm, but fair "alpha leader" of the pack, yes, they'll be loyal.

That pretty much describes me, too. I always thought I was more complicated than that... weird.

 

[Asgard]

There's no pissing contest as far as I'm concerned; Im waaay ahead of the curve.

Speaking of curves, my Mjollinir of Spongy Delight curves in such a way that upon viewing it, women lose all inhibitions before it. True story.

 

[heypapajinx]

There's no pissing contest as far as I'm concerned; Im waaay ahead of the curve.

Speaking of curves, my Mjollinir of Spongy Delight curves in such a way that upon viewing it, women lose all inhibitions before it. True story.

you're really gay aren't you?
or a woman.
post op sexual reassignment?
come on, you can tell us, we're all friends here.

 

[Halcohol]

There's no pissing contest as far as I'm concerned; Im waaay ahead of the curve.

Speaking of curves, my Mjollinir of Spongy Delight curves in such a way that upon viewing it, women lose all inhibitions before it. True story.

 

[heypapajinx]

*fans self*
GOOD GOD MAN!
that is teh sex.

"8 year olds dude"

 

[Catman]

you're all the same.

I thought we were friends.

 

[Asgard]

you're really gay aren't you?
or a woman.
post op sexual reassignment?
come on, you can tell us, we're all friends here.

Oh come on, like you don't think your vagina's the ****?

 

[heypapajinx]

I thought we were friends.

awww... we are!!
that doesn't mean i trust you though.

Oh come on, like you don't think your vagina's the ****?

uhhh... i don't.
Vaginas are nastier than the penis.

 

[Catman]

awww... we are!!
that doesn't mean i trust you though.

Trust is part of friendship.

Vaginas are nastier than the penis.

Something we can agree on! I'm never sticking tongue in there again!

 

[heypapajinx]

Something we can agree on! I'm never sticking tongue in there again!

i KNOW!!
you never know when theres a baby hiding in there!!!
and those taste like old moldy cheese.

Trust is part of friendship.

that's an old wivestale.

 

[Sean Adisano]

it would bother me very much i go to every set she is on and stare the guy down playing opposite her...GRRRRRRR

 

[Catman]

it would bother me very much i go to every set she is on and stare the guy down playing opposite her...GRRRRRRR

Insecure, huh?

 

[Sean Adisano]

Insecure, huh?

nah, just an attitude problem t:

 

[black_dust]

Doesn't really work out that way. To begin with, it takes time to set up the camera, lights, etc. Secondly, sometimes you have to do a few takes to get it right. So, they could both be laying in bed for a few hours.

Thats the point i was getting across they never really get jiggy with it for long....