If your short, stay away from a Hippo!!!

[JokerNick]

 

[The Amazing Lee]

Oh dear!

I love the fact that the Hippo only swallowed him because he was yawning.

Freak accident lol.

 

[Lurk]

What's funnier, is that a book of hoaxes was named after this. Hippo Eats Dwarf.

 

[Lurk]

Haha. "They added in mitigation that the hefty creature was a vegetarian who had not previously digested a circus performer....Police said the trampoline has been sent for forensic analysis."

 

[Iceman]

Everyone's got to eat. I just didn't expect a dwarf to taste that good for some reason.

 

[The Lizard]

The hippo didn't eat any clowns because they taste funny....






*crickets*

 

[THWIP*]

The hippo didn't eat any clowns because they taste funny....






*crickets*

I'D LAUGH......BUT I DON'T WANT TO ENCOURAGE YOU.

 

[Boom]

That has got to be one of the worst ways to go. Swallowed whole, alive. Being slowly digested by stomach acids.

 

[Kable24]

The story is false.

http://www.snopes.com/horrors/freakish/hippoeatsdwarf.asp