If you're a girl in a horror movie...

[Majik1387]

64. If you find someplace to hide don't come out for a while. And if you happen to be watching the killer, they'll snoop around the room and they won't find you and they'll leave the room but don't let that fool you. They know you're still in there hiding and you'll live longer if you don't come out of hiding.

 

[Matt]

4. Strike up a friendship or romance with the guy who is in good shape and at least has some intelligence. He will be able to rescue you when the psycho has you bound and gagged.

Addendum: It is recommended that the intelligent guy in good shape be a social outcast of some sort. Quiet loners are usually good. If one is not avalible perhaps the kid with the troubled past or the geeky yet handsome guy.

 

[Matt]

4. Strike up a friendship or romance with the guy who is in good shape and at least has some intelligence. He will be able to rescue you when the psycho has you bound and gagged.

Addendum: It is recommended that the intelligent guy in good shape be a social outcast of some sort. Quiet loners are usually good. If one is not avalible perhaps the kid with the troubled past or the geeky yet handsome guy.

 

[WorthyStevens]

65. Sacrifice your friends. They're all going to die anyway so you might as well skip town before you're next.

 

[Majik1387]

66. If the killer bases their kills around you, you'll be safe for at least 3 massacres. But if you're only good enough for one story, you'll die in the sequel.

 

[WorthyStevens]

67. If you're disabled or mentally challenged, you might as well kill yourself because you're ****ed.
68. During the big chase scene, you may not want to scream that loud seeing as noone will hear you except for your stalker, who will eventually find and kill you because of your screams.

 

[Majik1387]

69.Unless you are a flat chested teenager with no hips, do not try escaping through a cat or dog door; Especially if the door is located on a garage door.

 

[LEX]

70. After finally isolating yourself in a room, avoid leaning on doors or windows, sighing in relief, because the killer may and will punch through the doors or windows and choke you from the other side.

71. Make sure you are certain that the unconscious killer is really the killer before you chop off his head with an ax or they will lock you up in a nut house.

 

[Immortalfire]

Are there any rules for guys in horror movies?

 

[gvcool2]

avoid being a guy in a horror movie, your either the killer or the boyfriend who get's picked off early

 

[Immortalfire]

Don't sleep with the ****ty girl. Don't be mean to the virgin girl. Doing so is signing your death warrant.

 

[thedeadite]

may have been said but don't live on elm street, go to an abandoned camp that people now call "camp blood" or have the last name Strode.

..and if you find a tape of some guy reading from a book called "the book of the dead" that's bound in human flesh and inked in blood....don't...play...the...tape!!!!!

 

[Majik1387]

72. Don't joke around reading magic spells or voodoo out loud if you don't know what they do. It might bite you in the ass, literally.

 

[HR-PUFF&STUFF]

the only guy to live through 3 horror movie is Bruce Campbell but thats because he is a badass mother****er.

 

[Immortalfire]

73. Keep screaming for no reason.

 

[SalaciousVC]

I dont like that one, lol.

yeah that,lol

 

[OptimusCannabis]

This leads us to our last point...

Don't Smoke Crack.

 

[PowersOfMind]

2. Keep your clothes on. If you show your breasts, your ass or anything else, you will die.

Truth!

3. Be nice. If you're the least bit *****y you will die. With the nice attitude, you have some chance of living, but barely.

Yeah but keep the *****y girl around. You can use her to distract the killer while you run.

4. Strike up a friendship or romance with the guy who is in good shape and at least has some intelligence. He will be able to rescue you when the psycho has you bound and gagged.

LOL. Yeah handsome loners or handsome geeks are always a safe bet.

7. When you find your dead boyfriend, don't stand there screaming. The killer is right behind you.

He's dead. You're not. Move on.

11. Always feel something bad is going to happen.

A healthly sense of suspision is never bad.

13. You can hide under the bed, table or desk. The killer usually doesn't look under there for some reason.

Yeah because why should he have to make the effort when all he has to do is wait for you to come out of your hiding place.

16. Don't smoke pot, this too is a seal of assured death.

Hmm gotta think about this one.

74. If your gonna attack your attacker make you blows count. He's down beat him till he bleeds.

 

[Abaddon]

75. If you're parents are planning on going out of town for the weekend, go with them.

 

[PowersOfMind]

#75. LOLOLOL

76. If the killer tells you he's on your front porch. Don't call his bluff. Call the police.

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

77. If u are on a road trip or driving where there are plenty of hills...be sure to be wearing a chastity belt......

 

[Addendum]

78. Don't make out with your boyfriend in the car, near an evil priest. This might happen

 

[xwolverine2]

79. Rub Skunk **** all over you... that way when you die the cops wont have trouble finding youur dead body and the smelly killer

 

[Jolie_Desastre]

78. Don't make out with your boyfriend in the car, near an evil priest. This might happen

........
bahahaahahah

 

[Tempest19]

78. Don't make out with your boyfriend in the car, near an evil priest. This might happen

That was hot!

Just kidding, lol... that was gross.

And there have been guys who have survived horror films and aren't Bruce Campbell. The Hitcher (original) and House of Wax (remake) comes to mind at the moment.