Well, I saw it last night. It has good and not-so-good.
THE GOOD
1. Visual effects were outstanding. Loved the various 'mutant' creatures (being a fan of mutants!)
2. Battle scenes were brilliant - it made me think Zack could do a great Wonder Woman movie if it began in ancient times showing the Amazons at war... The shot of a hail of arrows blotting out the sun was breathtaking, and had people gasping in the cinema.
3. Very enjoyable and watchable, terrific quality in the production designs and directing (if only it had a little more 'soul' in it). Didn't seem overlong but was pretty close to being too long.
THE NOT-SO-GOOD
1. The movie at times seemed like a visual feast but an emotional famine - not enough 'heart', too much of men yelling various war slogans and too much blood spurting and super-slow/super-quick photography. After a while, those things became meaningless because they were so over-used.
2. Poor dialogue - all testosterone-fuelled, chest-beating war slogans, very little 'real' dialogue at all. Even if this was Miller's original dialogue, it didn't work on film. Not enough quieter moments of human feeling.
3. Cornfield shots (and haunting female vocal music) reminded me too much of Gladiator. In fact this movie was very much Gladiator meets Lord of the Rings.
4. It's very much a men's movie, and i can see why kainedamo (a woman as far as i can see) wouldn't like it. Even though the female parts were increased from the novel, it's very much a male movie - you can almost smell that locker-room man-stink! I think a little more could have been done to increase its attraction to a wider audience.
5. I didn't find it at all homophobic or gay-stereotypical (but it is homoerotic). But, in fact, it could have been more 'homo' than it was, as the Spartans didn't have our silly modern-day prejudices and the male warriors of Sparta had young boy lovers and washed and groomed each other. I can sort of understand why this wasn't in (Hollywood anxieties...zzzzz) but it could have been in...
6. The narrator guy had a funny voice and it annoyed me! (For UK posters, the narrator's voice reminded me of George the hippo on children's TV programme Rainbow!)
7. The unreal-looking giant wolf was the worst part of the whole movie. It looked far too fake, and made me worried that other creature creations would also look bad (they didn't, thankfully)