i'm helping with problems again.

[Danalys]

I have a problem. My penis is too large, and when I have sex with girls it gives them pain and sometimes kills them. What am I to do?

well if your penis has killed people it'll have to go to jail. it would be unfair to send you there tho, so we have to detach your penis. you'll have to perform oral sex instead.

 

[E. Bison]

might be. learn about food.

Well you ain't no help!!

 

[Danalys]

i show you the path, you walk it yourself. altho i might kick your ass into running up the path if i know you wont trip.

 

[E. Bison]

And what relevance does that have on my 7th octave flatulence? I still don't know why it's pitching so high. Do everyone an favor and DON'T become a counselor of any kind

 

[Danalys]

you've got a tight ass. you'll make some prisoner very happy if you end up there.

 

[E. Bison]

Dammit, but I just STARTED doing this recently. How did my ass get so tight all of a sudden!?!

 

[Danalys]

arogance. stress. something like that. that's if this isn't all a joke. hard to know with you bison.

 

[E. Bison]

Maybe you're right. Maybe I've gotten so stiff lately that it just pitches very high. How does one loosen his/her a$$hole in a case like this?

 

[Danalys]

have to get to the root of your other problems bison. try looking in the mirror and tell me honestly what you see.

 

[E. Bison]

::looks in mirror:: Well? I see Bison, leader of Shadaloo. Leader of the worlds largest criminal and internet organized crime ring.

 

[Danalys]

i said honestly. scared to be honest bison?

 

[Danalys]

i guess so. i'm here to help, but i can't if you are scared of being helped. i truely wish i could tho.

 

[Danalys]

hades said i should come here. also two day bump.

 

[Hades]

hades said i should come here. also two day bump.

I'm home. I hope you prepeared dinner.

 

[Danalys]

umm i thought you were making dinner.

 

[Hades]

umm i thought you were making dinner.

I DON'T PAY YOU TO THINK.

Damnit, I can't handle this ****. I'm going out with fred to the bar.

 

[Danalys]

fred FRED! what does fred have that i don't? is it food? i thought we were going to try not eating but you have to go and ruin it.

 

[Danalys]

so anyway the three day bump. am i solving all the problems or scaring people off from asking for help? i choose to believe the former.

any problems. someone might want more advice on an earlier problem aswell.

 

[Abaddon]

Not really a problem,but I'd like to know what you think:

http://www.superherohype.com/forums/showpost.php?p=9130053&postcount=919

 

[Danalys]

it looks cool but it doesn't say flamer to me some how.

 

[Abaddon]

maybe it needs some more violent images and lots of fire.

 

[Danalys]

i was thinking a more jovial aproach myself. to reflect the humour some what. altho it could be ironic.

 

[Abaddon]

Hmm....

 

[Danalys]

do you not agree or are you thinking based on my suggestion?

 

[Hades]

Help me get super powers.