I'm SO pissed right now...

[jaguarr]

The previous two times were just something else entirely. On the side of the fence that faces my street (to get to the open space you have to walk around), there are gates which are normally shut and locked from the inside. But, on one occasion, the one nearest to my friends and I was open. So, we head inside, to go back to the guy's house who lives there. So, as we near the gate, this guy, the same one, who was walking up the street as we neared the gate, practically pulls a penguin-waddle and just goes off on us, basically using the same damn subjects as this time, and he didn't shut up until the friend of mine who lives there actually spoke up and told the guy off.
The other time I was simply chillin' with some buddies of mine in the complex, outside this girl's apartment on the stairs, when this guy shows up. Now, I'm sure this guy was drunk this time. He comes over and just tells us, "NEXT TIME I SEE YOU OVER HERE, I'M CALLIN' THE PO-LEESE!" You know, and all that. I'm certain that time it was directed directly at me, because I was the one he was staring at the whole time he said the stuff. I'm also certain he's something of a drunk. Keep in mind we had done nothing to arouse this man's anger. We were simply sitting there. Eventually, he just walks off. Just walks off. Girl's mom had called the cops already, but they didn't show up until the next day.

I hate this ****ing place.

Alright, if the cops are kind of slow to respond to this sort of thing where you live, find out what apartment he lives in and then find a cross-town payphone and anonymously call his apartment in as a meth lab. You'll have to be convincing and talk about the smells coming from there and how there's A LOT of foot traffic in and out of there every day by people who look "drugged up". If your area is like most in this country, the cops will be in his apartment ripping it apart before the end of the day. That ought to give him something better to do than bother you.

jag

 

[Colossal Spoons]

LOL! I can't stop laughing t:

Me too man, lol

 

[Kritish]

Size doesn't matter as much as knowledge...read this...

http://meme.essortment.com/strikingvitalp_rknt.htm

 

[Superhobo]

I missed this part. Take jag's advice and call the police immediately.

Don't know the guys name or what apartment he lives in. I could do that, but chances are he and his buddies are probably back in their own respective apartments or where-ever. Best bet is to just go to the manager tomorrow, get his name, and where he lives (if she can't tell me where he lives I'm sure one of my friends knows), and then call the police. I know where witnesses to this event live, however, and if worse comes to worse I can just call on them.

Yeah, I like to avoid conflicts. I'm about to walk down to the corner store and get some cokes, so. That part I'm not particularly worried about.

 

[Spade]

Alright, if the cops are kind of slow to respond to this sort of thing where you live, find out what apartment he lives in and then find a cross-town payphone and anonymously call his apartment in as a meth lab. You'll have to be convincing and talk about the smells coming from there and how there's A LOT of foot traffic in and out of there every day by people who look "drugged up". If your area is like most in this country, the cops will be in his apartment ripping it apart before the end of the day. That ought to give him something better to do than bother you.

jag

That's so diabolical it should be a Law & Order episode.

Go with jag's idea.

 

[Kritish]

Alright, if the cops are kind of slow to respond to this sort of thing where you live, find out what apartment he lives in and then find a cross-town payphone and anonymously call his apartment in as a meth lab. You'll have to be convincing and talk about the smells coming from there and how there's A LOT of foot traffic in and out of there every day by people who look "drugged up". If your area is like most in this country, the cops will be in his apartment ripping it apart before the end of the day. That ought to give him something better to do than bother you.

jag

Funny thing, I did that to my ex... t:

 

[Colossal Spoons]

Yeah, I like to avoid conflicts. I'm about to walk down to the corner store and get some cokes, so. That part I'm not particularly worried about.

Go get you cokes!!!

 

[Superhobo]

You should consider a serious beatdown at the very least. A man's Coke is like his beer: you mess with the frosty stuff, you get a little frosty afterwards. If you have good friends and some time, revenge can be yours.

Already thought of that as well, and I might do something with a couple of friends of mine, considering one knows where he lives. I don't know, though. Something involving spray-paint.

 

[jaguarr]

Funny thing, I did that to my ex... t:

Haha! I'll bet the cops f**ked her sh1t up good, too, didn't they? Most police departments have a HUGE hard-on for meth labs and distributors in the U.S. It's such a giant problem that they'll charge out of the station at the drop of a hat if there's a chance that they can catch someone at it, so they love hot tips like that.

jag

 

[nosebleed.]

Go get you cokes!!!

STOP IT! HAHAH...my wife is looking at me soo weird.

 

[nosebleed.]

Alright, if the cops are kind of slow to respond to this sort of thing where you live, find out what apartment he lives in and then find a cross-town payphone and anonymously call his apartment in as a meth lab. You'll have to be convincing and talk about the smells coming from there and how there's A LOT of foot traffic in and out of there every day by people who look "drugged up". If your area is like most in this country, the cops will be in his apartment ripping it apart before the end of the day. That ought to give him something better to do than bother you.

jag

you are evil and i respect you so much right now.

 

[Kritish]

Haha! I'll bet the cops f**ked her sh1t up good, too, didn't they? Most police departments have a HUGE hard-on for meth labs and distributors in the U.S. It's such a giant problem that they'll charge out of the station at the drop of a hat if there's a chance that they can catch someone at it, so they love hot tips like that.

jag

I drove by her house the day after, I noticed she had a new door. t:

 

[jaguarr]

I drove by her house the day after, I noticed she had a new door. t:

LOFL! Awesome!

jag

 

[BAH HUMBBUG!]

You should have punched him in the throat, then kicked him inthe balls, then smashed his nose, then hand slapped your hands right over his ears, then kicked his knee caps outwards.

seriously.

 

[Abaddon]

Next time tell that fat **** to relax or you'll have your uncle police officer deal with him.

 

[jaguarr]

Stop the jibba-jabba and go get you some new Cokes, son! And I don't mean New Coke, 'cuz that shyte is nasty-ass! I'm talkin' Cokes that is new and unopened and all yours!

jag

 

[breyfogle_rules]

Superhobo is cute, funny and nice. An honest "teller", cuz "writer" is almost too technical a word. I maybe wouldnt be so bent if I walked in on him hammering my girlfriend into the couch cushions with his flexing and releasing buttocks.

 

[Carcharodon]

Superhobo is cute, funny and nice. An honest "teller", cuz "writer" is almost too technical a word. I maybe wouldnt be so bent if I walked in on him hammering my girlfriend into the couch cushions with his flexing and releasing buttocks.

Yeah, I...


...wait, what?

 

[nosebleed.]

Superhobo is cute, funny and nice. An honest "teller", cuz "writer" is almost too technical a word. I maybe wouldnt be so bent if I walked in on him hammering my girlfriend into the couch cushions with his flexing and releasing buttocks.

W
T
F
?

 

[Superhobo]

Superhobo is cute, funny and nice. An honest "teller", cuz "writer" is almost too technical a word. I maybe wouldnt be so bent if I walked in on him hammering my girlfriend into the couch cushions with his flexing and releasing buttocks.

That's about the nicest thing anyone's ever said.


I think.

 

[breyfogle_rules]

Real nice there wall crawler. I was just about to quickly edit what I wrote after coming down from my pixie stick rush and BAM!, you quote it and carve it in stone.

Nooooooooooo!

 

[Carcharodon]

Real nice there wall crawler. I was just about to quickly edit what I wrote after coming down from my pixie stick rush and BAM!, you quote it and carve it in stone.

Nooooooooooo!

Pixie-Stix = Meth for 6 year olds.

 

[Superhobo]

May have to go all "Mumble" on this mofo.

 

[Carcharodon]

May have to go all "Mumble" on this mofo.

He reminds me of the ******* coach from The Waterboy.

You should unleash some ******-rage on him.

 

[Superhobo]

Awesome. Get some slobber all over his ****.