Im Tired Of Hearing About Your Genital Problems On Tv, Dammit!!!

[jaguarr]

I've heard even six weeks.

You're just trying to scare me, now.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Which makes it sound like there will be mortar fire in your bathroom.

jag

If it was diarrhea I would assume they would say it, so......

 

[jaguarr]

If it was diarrhea I would assume they would say it, so......

But it's not just your average, garden variety diarrhea they're talking about. It's ANAL DISCHARGE, man!

jag

 

[Mr Sparkle]

But it's not just your average, garden variety diarrhea they're talking about. It's ANAL DISCHARGE, man!

jag

is that what they did to homosexuals in the army before "don't ask, don't tell"?

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Think I read one that said may cause anal discharges.

Why is it always something bad. Why isn't ever, "May improve eye-sight by up to 30%", or "May cause sweat to smell like daffodils and semen to taste like egg nog".

 

[jaguarr]

is that what they did to homosexuals in the army before "don't ask, don't tell"?

Yep. Right before they asked them to push in their stool and leave.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

Well the reason why viagara came about was it because the side effect of the original drug was erections.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Right before they asked them to push in their stool and leave.

Hk-Gnaaa

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

Well the reason why viagara came about was it because the side effect of the original drug was erections.

That's right.
Must've been weird for the early users.

 

[jaguarr]

Well the reason why viagara came about was it because the side effect of the original drug was erections.

What was the original drug supposed to be for? I love the warnings on those erectile dysfunction medications that say "If you have an erection for longer than four hours, consult your doctor.". The thought of that is.....well.....ouch.

jag

 

[Erzengel]

My blood pressure is still high but I can't get my penis down.

 

[Erzengel]

What was the original drug supposed to be for? I love the warnings on those erectile dysfunction medications that say "If you have an erection for longer than four hours, consult your doctor.". The thought of that is.....well.....ouch.

jag

Hypertension.

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

What was the original drug supposed to be for? I love the warnings on those erectile dysfunction medications that say "If you have an erection for longer than four hours, consult your doctor.". The thought of that is.....well.....ouch.

jag

Longest I ever had one for was like, an hour and twenty minutes. I don't reccomend it.

 

[Erzengel]

Longest I ever had one for was like, an hour and twenty minutes. I don't reccomend it.

Did you knock over picture frames and vases?

 

[jaguarr]

Longest I ever had one for was like, an hour and twenty minutes. I don't reccomend it.

I've gone a bit over two hours a few times (no Viagra required) and I was always like "Make it stop!!!!!"

jag

 

[E. Bison]

You're just trying to scare me, now.

jag

I wish I was but I've heard it from people who DO have it.

 

[E. Bison]

I've gone a bit over two hours a few times (no Viagra required) and I was always like "Make it stop!!!!!"

jag

If you do thats very dangerous because it means you have a blood clot caused by either to much cholesterol, drug use, and probably early signs of heart disease.

 

[jaguarr]

I wish I was but I've heard it from people who DO have it.

I didn't even think people in Shadaloo could even GET genital herpes.

jag

 

[jaguarr]

If you do thats very dangerous because it means you have a blood clot caused by either to much cholesterol, drug use, and probably early signs of heart disease.

Nahh...I was just really excited. (Don't worry, I talked to my doc about it and get regular physicals and bloodwork done). That was back in my early twenties, anyway. Hasn't happened to me for at least ten years.

jag

 

[Wilhelm-Scream]

We need an E.Bison's medical learn-atorium thread.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

I've gone a bit over two hours a few times (no Viagra required) and I was always like "Make it stop!!!!!"

jag

yet another actual "LOL".

co-workers "what are you laughing at"
me "some guy's erection......no wait"

 

[jaguarr]

yet another actual "LOL".

co-workers "what are you laughing at"
me "some guy's erection......no wait"

Well, thankfully it didn't happen to me at work. It happened with a girlfriend I had who liked to tease me and see how long she could keep things going. That's just mean.

jag

 

[E. Bison]

I didn't even think people in Shadaloo could even GET genital herpes.

jag

NOBODY in Shadaloo has herpes because those who are discovered to have it are disassociated imediately. Gross....we could all be infected.

 

[Mr Sparkle]

Well, thankfully it didn't happen to me at work. It happened with a girlfriend I had who liked to tease me and see how long she could keep things going. That's just mean.

jag

you shoul've screamed at her

SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO!!!!????

while pointing at your crotch.

a few tears would add some punch.

 

[E. Bison]

We need an E.Bison's medical learn-atorium thread.

THAT would be a great idea. I DO except all forms of insurance includin HMO's and PPO's.