In All Seriousness...

[Warhammer]

...does *********ing really make your eye sight bad/worse?



I'm just wondering........

 

[Byrd Man]

I have glasses for a reason.

 

[Kevin Roegele]

...does *********ing really make your eye sight bad/worse?



I'm just wondering........

That's an old wives' tale. And it's not so much to do with the actual act of....you know what....as it is staring so hard at the pictures of naked women.

So you can continue.

 

[X-Chick]

wow

 

[Speedball]

How should I know?
*Innocent Smile*

 

[tzarinna]

That explains why I didn't see that Mack truck coming at me on the highway this morning.

 

[Warhammer]

That's an old wives' tale. And it's not so much to do with the actual act of....you know what....as it is staring so hard at the pictures of naked women.

So you can continue.

Thanks, and I don't need pictures.
Video is where it is.

 

[Joker]

yes it does, and it also makes your palms hairy, and pop rocks and soda will make your stomach explode

 

[X-Chick]

pop rocks and soda will make your stomach explode

dude, i've tried that with like every soda and flavor of pop rocks. such a rip off

 

[Speedball]

dude, i've tried that with like every soda and flavor of pop rocks. such a rip off

Mentos and Diet Coke actually works though.

 

[Fran]

I have glasses for a reason.

ROFL!

 

[Kevin Roegele]

I love the scene in Jack Black's Spider-Man parody where he wakes up with his powers for the first time.

"My palms are all hairy and sticky.....no change there."

 

[Shifty]

...does *********ing really make your eye sight bad/worse?



I'm just wondering........

Can a mod make this topic a Sticky so everyone can mock him for the next year?

 

[FreeRadical]

...does *********ing really make your eye sight bad/worse?



I'm just wondering........

I heard it lowers the risk of prostate cancer......

 

[Honey Vibe]

I don't *********e and my eyesight is appalling. I also ate a lot of carrots as a kid; that's an old wive's tale too.

Poor eyesight is caused by viewing near objects to the point of trauma (reading, computer, etc.), if your genes are susceptible to it. ...And this is just my observation of patient's eyes (I work in an optometry center), but I also believe the condition is exacerbated by being introverted.

1. Learn to see what's right in front of you, instead of looking at the world through your third, conceptual eye.

2. Let your eyes cross if you don't need to concentrate on what you're looking at up close.

3. Purchase books on vision therapy.

 

[Warhammer]

Can a mod make this topic a Sticky so everyone can mock him for the next year?

Blow me.

There's been much worse stuff than this.

 

[terry78]

If it squirts into the eye, then yes. Why do you think so many porn stars wear glasses off the set?

 

[tzarinna]

If it squirts into the eye, then yes. Why do you think so many porn stars wear glasses off the set?

I hurt myself laughing.

 

[X-Chick]

ROFL!

you just lost like 10 points for using that dead phrase. and just when i was starting to think you were awesome.

 

[Honey Vibe]

Blow me.

There's been much worse stuff than this.

no more FF7 avatar?

 

[Kritish]

I think ****ehammer has been listining to his parents too much.

 

[Shifty]

Blow me.

There's been much worse stuff than this.

Check Google to find out where babies come from.

 

[Kritish]

Check Google to find out where babies come from.

I think He's a little old for that information.

 

[Shifty]

I think He's a little old for that information.

He's gotta learn sometime.

 

[Kritish]

He's gotta learn sometime.

Can't we just tell him that babies grow from magical baby trees?

What's going to happen when we tell him Santa,The Easter Bunny and Jesus don't exist either?