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Is there a ending to Zombie films?

Yea surely Zombies would eventually starve to death, or eat each other until none remain.

But a nice, bleak ending would be that the zombies win and take over the world.

Aside from Marvel Zombies where the zombified heroes kill each other until only a handful remain, I've not encountered any other case where zombies either killed or ate each other.

And even though zombies are essentially decomposing, the only thing that can kill a zombie is massive head trauma. So they'll just decompose to just about a skeleton and can no longer move, and simply lie in wait until a victim comes by.
 
Aside from Marvel Zombies where the zombified heroes kill each other until only a handful remain, I've not encountered any other case where zombies either killed or ate each other.

And even though zombies are essentially decomposing, the only thing that can kill a zombie is massive head trauma. So they'll just decompose to just about a skeleton and can no longer move, and simply lie in wait until a victim comes by.
Like that one zombie in the Walking Dead that is lying on the side of the road. It can't move or attack... it just lays there.
 
from all the zombie/infected movies ive seen, there isnt the ending where they found a way to cure or stop the zombie population or the infected

28 Weeks Later isnt usually considered a zombie flick because the infected arnt undead, but they follow most of the same elements. It deals with the US army killing infected and waiting for them to starve and die but of course everything goes wrong. So the beginning of 28 Weeks Later technically ends the outbreak from the first one before starting a new one.
theres technically a new outbreak started by the first carrier who shows no signs of infection

if you could create a ending to a zombie film how would you end it?

Butch and Sundance snapshot of a group of survivors against insurmountable (sp?) odds running head first into action.
 
Like that one zombie in the Walking Dead that is lying on the side of the road. It can't move or attack... it just lays there.
Exactly.

And the rate of decomposition could also be accelerated depending on the climate. Zombies in say, the Mississippi Delta region as well as Memphis, would be pretty ripe and nasty. They'd be even riper in tropical zones.
 
my friend had that book, he said it was a really good read and yea i heard that it was going to be a movie, i only hope that it will be done correctly
It's a really good read if you ever get the chance. I hope the movie will be done correctly as well
 
The Perfect Zombie Ending


Big Willy Smith has one bullet left in his gun, he aims it at the head of a zombie who looks like Jazzy Jeff.

'Eat bullet, zombie Jeff,' Big Willy Smith says. 'You won't eat me alive! :cmad:'

'Fresh... Prince... meat...' Jazzy zombie says.

'F*** you! F*** you!!!' Big Willy Smith fires off the last bullet at Jazzy zombie after a momentary thought of shooting himself has been discarded.

The bulley misses. PeeAOW!

'F***,' Big Willy Smith says, shaking his head and stroking his tash. He then cowers in the corner, wondering why zombies are so much harder than aliens to kill. 'Please, think of the audience. They won't come back for a sequel unless I live and smoke a cigar as the credits roll.'

'Fresh... Prince... meat...' Jazzy zombie says.

Jazzy zombie's blood-filled mouth looms over Big Willy Smith's tan neck, the teeth chomping at air. Big Willy Smith closes his eyes tight, waiting for the pain that will come from being eaten by Jazzy zombie.

A moment of pure silence and then Big Willy Smith opens his brown cow eyes as he hears a cheer from the audience.

'It's Chuck Norris :wow:,' Big Willy Smith says.

A man crashes to the road in a striking stuntman my-sh**-don't-stink pose, his Kung Foo jeans tight and uncreased, his golden-brown beard sparkling in the sun, and his cowboy boots crack the blacktop with thunder.

'When he comes, he comes with the thunder :o,' Big Willy Smith says. 'Welcome to Earth.'

'Things are gonna get messy,' Chuck Norris, our hero, says. 'Get away from him, you bi**h! :cool:'

'Fresh... Chuck... meat...' Jazzy zombie says.

A blur of blue Kung Foo denim flashes across the screen and Chuck Norris, our hero, kicks the sh** out of Jazzy zombie. 'You dirtied my boots, Jazzy zombie. I cannot let that pass,' Chuck Norris, our hero, says. He then stands on Jazzy zombie's stomach and a loud ripping gassy sound escapes the once cool and funny, baggy pant-wearing zombie.

'Chuck Norris, my hero!' Big Willy Smith says, sobbing whilst lighting his cigar.

'Whoaaaaaaaa!' Chuck Norris, our hero, says. 'Not until the fat lady sings.'

'But Chuck Norris, my hero, how are we going to beat the rest of them :csad:?'

Chuck Norris, our hero, raises his hand: :up: As his thumb points to the heavens a large flock of fighter jets thunder above, dropping bombs and firing missiles, killing the wave of zombies I haven't mentioned yet that are coming over a hill with the sun shining behind them.

Smoke rises from the dead zombie bodies and Chuck Norris, our hero, and Big Willy Smith light their cigars. Beards and tashes are stroked, sunglasses are worn, penises are adjusted.

'I know the zombies wouldn't go down without a fight,' Chuck Norris, our hero, says.

Big Willy Smith Looks at him, half a smile cocked on his brown face. 'Now that's what I call a close encounter.'

Chuck Norris, our hero, takes a deep moment of thought, lets out a breath and then: :facepalm


/Credits
 

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