Not as fun for him though.
Now to watch Return of the Jedi
You probably wont like it, Darth Vader kills Luke and father's Kylo Ren with Leia.
Now to watch Return of the Jedi and i'll be fully caught up for the Force Awakens (except the prequels of course)
You probably wont like it, Darth Vader kills Luke and father's Kylo Ren with Leia.

Try not to get distracted by the Hype this time. I can't imagine watching a film for the first time an also typing away in a chat board or the like. It's like, there's a dude at my job, just a few years younger than me and he STILL hasn't seen any of the SW films. I told him to watch ANH, ESB and ROTJ and he proceeded to put them on his phone. I was like... You can't be serious? You plan on watching them on the screen on your phone?
Fun fact it took me over 7 hours to watch The Empire Strikes Back for the first time since I was also on the BvS boards during when that fake rumour dropped lol.


If you had X-Ray vision Westeros would be a much different place.
The fun's just beginning. I do believe my sojourn to the orient will be just what I need. Because you know, the Chinese are often overlooked when it comes to cruelty, but they really are pros. For instance, they're delaying the release of TFA until 2016. I find that deliciously evil and look forward to working with their government with their other SW related ventures.Not as fun for him though.
Well no more fake rumours so no distractions.
And I now know what the Jedi mind trick is.
You will stop worrying about BvS since it is just December and far more Force related events are happening.
You will finish the OT... then you will watch the PT.
You will watch as I gleefully laugh at you for watching the PT rather than "episodes 1-3 in 10 minutes".
You will acknowledge that I actually enjoyed a lot of Ep 3... but you will also watch Hayden Christensens hilariously awful performance... twice... in Attack of the Clones.
You will stop trying to get on Sawyer's good side... There isn't one until I say there is.
You will call KRYPTON INC. a "giddy little school girl with bad hair" and ignore any response he has.
He's still getting undone by a heretic and some smelly savages.
You'll eat suggestively shaped fruit and you'll like it!
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Like a chic pea.I wonder how it would look with the skin removed.
Which is basically the same question I ask myself in every situation.

