It's time for Christian Bale to do a romantic comedy!

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Tonight, Christian Bale finally got his Oscar. After a decade of dark, edgy, and intense roles in films like American Psycho, The Machinist, and Rescue Dawn he finally got the respect he was looking for. So, now, it's time for him to do a romantic comedy. He should take a break from losing weight and screaming at crew members. Have some fun!
 
A remake of Caddyshack with Bale as Rodney Dangerfield.
 
Play the villain in Shane Black's Iron Man 3!

Tony. Tony! The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big *****. Jeez you got a big *****." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."

"Because of the echo!"
 
i would pay 100 dollars for a Bale comedy.
 
ha haa haa.... oh wait... you're serious....
 
I think Christian should have a cameo in Zoolander 2 if it ever gets made.
 
Bale should be in Little Women 2 Electric Boogaloo aka how Laurie got his grove back
 
Something involving Christian Bale and Robert Downey Jr. together would be awesome. Or a buddy cop movie with Bale and Vince Vaughn as partners like in The Other Guys.
 
i would sell my soul to the devil for a buddy cop movie with RDJ and Bale.
 
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I think he should play Patrick Bateman in a romantic comedy opposite Kate Hudson. Something like My Predator Boyfriend.
 
Bale should play both Jake and Elwood Blues in the Blues Brothers remake!
 
A remake of Pretty Woman but called Pretty Man with Bale as a homeless bum with a heart of gold who gets picked up by rich socialite played by Sarah Jessica Parker.

And ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' would be the song played during the trying out new outfits montage.

Oscar winning material written all over it.
 
27 Dresses Later

A genre mash-up in which Bale plays a cross dressing fashion designer caught in the middle of a zombie holocaust. To escape from the zombies, he disguises himself in 27 dresses.
 
A remake of Pretty Woman but called Pretty Man with Bale as a homeless bum with a heart of gold who gets picked up by rich socialite played by Sarah Jessica Parker.

And ZZ Top's 'Sharp Dressed Man' would be the song played during the trying out new outfits montage.

Oscar winning material written all over it.

I'd gladly pay to watch that movie just to hear Bale squeal with girlish delight when the jewelry box closes over his hand.
 
I DONT WANT THIS MOVIE TO EVER HAPPEN...BUT IF IT MUST -

Bale as Riggs in LW remake. :o
 
I DONT WANT THIS MOVIE TO EVER HAPPEN...BUT IF IT MUST -

Bale as Riggs in LW remake
. :o
bu then Bale would playe crazy like he always does.

the point of Bale doing comedy is to act different.
 
that would actually be very interesting but i doubt he would..
 

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