It's time for Christian Bale to do a romantic comedy!

[Doctor Jones]

I'll do you one better. Bale and RDJ vs. The Expendables!

Here's an idea....

The Life and Times of Nicolas Cage

Starring Christian Bale as Nicolas Cage.

The trailer can be Christian Bale acting out the 'Nicolas Cage Losing His Sh**' video.

Bale would make a great Nicolas Cage.

 

[Sawyer]

Newsies 2.

 

[Panthro]

I think voicing the title character in the English language version of Howl's Moving Castle is about as close to doing a romantic comedy as Bale's ever gonna get. I seem to recall him saying he had no real interest in rom-coms, and I don't see that changing any time soon.

 

[Catman]

Newsies 2.

...in a perfect world.

 

[kvz5]

Newsies 2.

With music by... Trent Reznor.

 

[Catman]

Christian Bale was chatting it up with everyone on Sunday.

 

[Brother Jack]

I think voicing the title character in the English language version of Howl's Moving Castle is about as close to doing a romantic comedy as Bale's ever gonna get. I seem to recall him saying he had no real interest in rom-coms, and I don't see that changing any time soon.

Probably because most of them suck.

 

[El Payaso]

He should make a musical comedy about himself trying to get the Robin part for Batman forever.

 

[Mace Dolex]

A remake of the Sly Stallone pic Over The Top.

Christian Bale as a trucker who bonds with his overpriviledged snotty brat of a son all the while Bale's character earns money by..........arm wrestling!!

It's got action for the fellas and the women can swoon over Bale's massive guns as he's battling a child custody by simply..........arm wrestling!!!