I've been picked for a jury

[War Lord]

Hot dawg, I've been picked for a jury. I knew I would be, it's just my rotten luck. Those who live in Ireland on these boards, all two of you, maybe you shouldn't read on.

Yep... I've been picked for a jury. The case? Let's just say it begins with M and ends with R.

You're getting no more details than that. Maybe. Nah, nah that wouldn't be right.

You should probably show the judge your SHH posts so he can disqualify you for being naturally unfit to serve.

 

[Hotwire]

When you enter the courtroom, just act as though you know the defendant. Act all buddy-buddy. If that doesn't work, pull out a second personality, start refering to yourself as "The Great Roger!!" in the first person.

 

[kainedamo]

That would be kinda hard to do, since they... well, I can't tell you too much.

 

[JayKay]

Okay so what if you were picked for the jury on a murder case, and you were actually the killer, and the person on trial was wrongly accused?

What would happen?

 

[kainedamo]

Okay so what if you were picked for the jury on a murder case, and you were actually the killer, and the person on trial was wrongly accused?

What would happen?

That's a really good idea for a film, or a book.

 

[DV8]

As I look up at the sky
My mind starts trippin, a tear drops my eye
My body temperature falls
I'm shakin and they breakin tryin to save the Dogg
Pumpin on my chest and I'm screamin
I stop breathin, damn I see deamons
Dear God, I wonder can ya save me
I can't die Boo-Boo's bout to have my baby
I think it's too late for prayin, hold up
A voice spoke to me and it slowly started sayin
"Bring your lifestyle to me I'll make it better"
How long will I live?
"Eternal life and forever"
And will I be, the G that I was?
"I'll make your life better than you can imagine or even dreamed of
So relax your soul, let me take control
Close your eyes my son"
My eyes are closed

Murder... murder was the case that they gave me
Murder... murder was the case that they gave me

I'm fresh up out my coma
I got my momma and my daddy and my homies in my corner
It's gonna take a miracle they say
For me to walk again and talk again but anyway
I get, fronted some keys, to get, back on my feet
And everything that ***** said, came to reality
Livin like a baller loc
Havin money, and blowin hella chronic smoke
I bought my momma a Benz, and bought my Boo-Boo a Jag
And now I'm rollin in a nine-trizzay El Do-Rad
"Just remember who changed your mind
Cuz when you start set-trippin, that ass mine"
Indeed, agreed proceed to smoke weed
Never have a want, never have a need
They say I'm greedy but I still want mo'
Cuz my eyes wanna journey some more, really doe (check it out)

Now I lay me down to sleep
I pray the lord, my soul to keep
If I should die, before I wake
I pray the lord, my soul to take

No more indo, gin and juice
I'm on my way to Chino, rollin on the grey goose
Shackled from head to toe
25 with an izzl, with nowhere to gizzo, I know
them *****z from the other side recognize my face
Cuz it's the O.G. D-O-double-G, L-B-C
Mad doggin *****z cuz I don't care
Red jumpsuit with two braids in my hair
*****z stare as I enter the center
They send me to a leval 3 yard, that's where I stay
Late night I hear toothbrushes scrapin on the floor
*****z gettin they shanks, just in case the war, pops off
Cuz you can't tell what's next
My little homey Baby Boo took a pencil in his neck
And he probably won't make it, to see twenty-two
I put that on my momma, I'ma ride for you Baby Boo

 

[Karem-Knight]

Hot dawg, I've been picked for a jury. I knew I would be, it's just my rotten luck. Those who live in Ireland on these boards, all two of you, maybe you shouldn't read on.

Yep... I've been picked for a jury. The case? Let's just say it begins with M and ends with R.

You're getting no more details than that. Maybe. Nah, nah that wouldn't be right.

Just fall asleep and then they will fire you.

 

[kainedamo]

I wanna see my responsibility through. See if I can contribute to the jury making the right decision.

I could have easily have gotten out of it. Some of the jurors that got out of it simply said "I've heard of this case before" and they were excused.

Are you guys, like, genuinely frightened that I'm on a jury or are ya all just playing?

 

[thedeadite]

i would never serve on a jury....i have several personal/medical excuses lined up just in case i ever need them.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Hot dawg, I've been picked for a jury.

No.....

You haven't!



- Whirly

 

[amazingfantasy15]

I was picked for a jury once, got to convict the person of first degree murder!

 

[kainedamo]

No.....

You haven't!

I have indeed sir. Why would you say I'm lying?

 

[Whirlysplat]

I have indeed sir. Why would you say I'm lying?

Because you are, but the threads funny please go on

- Whirly

 

[kainedamo]

Because you are, but the threads funny please go on

Well thats rather presumptious of you to assume I'm lying. Maybe you should never serve on a jury.

Not even a good reason as to why you think I'm lying.

 

[Mee]

Because Dakota Fanning is the face of evil.

 

[Whirlysplat]

Well thats rather presumptious of you to assume I'm lying. Maybe you should never serve on a jury.

Not even a good reason as to why you think I'm lying.

I don't need a reason, you're lying

- Whirly

 

[kainedamo]

I don't need a reason, you're lying

When I give my word on something, I'm not lying. In the K-fed thread I lied, see who would be dumb enough to PM me. I'm not lying about this. I've been falsely accused of lying too many times in the Hype, and never for any good reason. I'm not saying I went to the moon here. I'm saying I got picked for jury service. I don't like being accused of lying when I'm not.

If you're going to accuse me of lying without backing it up, you might aswell not make the accusation in the first place instead of making a fool out of yourself.

 

[Whirlysplat]

When I give my word on something, I'm not lying. In the K-fed thread I lied, see who would be dumb enough to PM me. I'm not lying about this. I've been falsely accused of lying too many times in the Hype, and never for any good reason. I'm not saying I went to the moon here. I'm saying I got picked for jury service. I don't like being accused of lying when I'm not.

If you're going to accuse me of lying without backing it up, you might aswell not make the accusation in the first place instead of making a fool out of yourself.

Bwahahahaaha

Kaine methinks thou dost protest to much. Please let the thread continue it's entertaining. I will suspend belief for the thread.

"Tell me about your case Kaine", asks Whirly.



- Whirly

 

[kainedamo]

Bwahahahaaha

Kaine methinks thou dost protest to much. Please let the thread continue it's entertaining. I will suspend belief for the thread.

"Tell me about your case Kaine", asks Whirly.



- Whirly

....

You're being weird lately.

It's a murder case. The last kind of case I wanted. It's very interesting anyway. It hasn't officially started yet. Doesn't start till thursday. The judge said they have "administrative" things to sort out.

 

[hippie_hunter]

Oh. I was hoping for a more exciting explanation.

Possibly because you'd influence the jury's decision to what you want.

 

[War Lord]

If I had to serve on a jury, I'd just pretend to be the biggest bigot of whatever particular race (it doesn't really matter which one) just so I don't have to serve.

 

[kainedamo]

You wouldn't have to pretend.

 

[War Lord]

You wouldn't have to pretend.

I'm not biased against anybody particular, I hate everybody equally.

 

[Spider-Gamer]

I'm not biased against anybody particular, I hate everybody equally.

Well that is fair.

 

[Darren Daring]

I'm not biased against anybody particular, I hate everybody equally.

Hey, I geuss all those 14-year-old boys were rippingyou off