Jaws: The Hype Beach Massacre

[DOG LIPS]

Naked and immortal, got it.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

just thinking about sharks gives me the willies, ugh

 

[DOG LIPS]

But why, they are soooo cute. :0

 

[Holly Goodhead]

sometimes when im swimming in my pool at night alone i get scared because i think theres a shark in there..

 

[DOG LIPS]

Then you better watch the toilet.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

watch your balls

 

[DOG LIPS]

That's your job.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i need a raise

 

[DOG LIPS]

Talk to the union, toots.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i wasnt talking about money

 

[DOG LIPS]

[speechless][/speechless]

 

[Holly Goodhead]

what?

 

[DOG LIPS]

I couldn't think of a comeback.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i win

 

[DOG LIPS]

You win.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

dont just stare at it, eat it.

 

[DOG LIPS]

Yes, mam.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

why am i awake...

 

[DOG LIPS]

Because you're not asleep.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

thanks, i wasnt aware.

 

[DOG LIPS]

I aim to please.

 

[Holly Goodhead]

i bet

 

[GammaMike]

sometimes when im swimming in my pool at night alone i get scared because i think theres a shark in there..

It's just me!

 

[GammaMike]

I think I figured out what I am to this story. The shark will probably either be me, or my Mom or something! Basteeds!

 

[The Last Meatbag]

DOG LIPS and Lucy are worthy opponents