BvS Jesse Eisenberg IS Lex Luthor - Part 2

[TheNextNolan22]

This is the DCU... Things have been all "Timey-whimey" since 1986. t:

Do you happen to have a machine that goes "Ding!"?

 

[roach]

You will give the rich a hairline to strive towards. They will comb behind you, they will stuble, they will fall out. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Lex. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

Do you happen to have a machine that goes "Ding!"?

Used to. Guy with a fez and a bow tie came by one day and said he "needed to have this back for the new bloke."

 

[StarvingArtist]

Nope. The poll is a part of the giant conspiracy of the Lizard people to take over the world by getting internet fanboys to literally kill themselves over a casting decision.

You're a funny man.


Seriously, you people actually like this casting decision?... this is just sad.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

Used to. Guy with a fez and a bow tie came by one day and said he "needed to have this back for the new bloke."

And what about his companion? I heard she's.....kind of cute as a button.

 

[smallville fan]

Does anyone here think Eisenberg would come off as a Harry Osborn type of guy in the movie?

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

You're a funny man.


Seriously, you people actually like this casting decision?... this is just sad.

What you mean by "you people"? t:

Speaking only for myself... Yeah. I am totally down with this and can see how it can easily be great. But that's me.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I'm offended by the "You people" comment.

 

[KRYPTON INC.]

And what about his companion? I heard she's.....kind of cute as a button.

Well he was with an older woman... Red hair... Smug attitude.

 

[AnneFan]

Does anyone here think Eisenberg would come off as a Harry Osborn type of guy in the movie?

I think he'll exude more of a 'main man' leader type presence.

 

[InJustice]

You will give the rich a hairline to strive towards. They will comb behind you, they will stuble, they will fall out. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Lex. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

General Zod: I was bred to be a stylist, Kal. Trained my entire life to master my hair. Where did you style? On a farm?

 

[roach]

General Zod: I was bred to be a stylist, Kal. Trained my entire life to master my hair. Where did you style? On a farm?

You think you are son is safe...I will perm him...I will perm him..I WILL PERM HIM!!!

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

You will give the rich a hairline to strive towards. They will comb behind you, they will stuble, they will fall out. But in time, they will join you in the sun, Lex. In time, you will help them accomplish wonders.

General Zod: I was bred to be a stylist, Kal. Trained my entire life to master my hair. Where did you style? On a farm?

You think you are son is safe...I will perm him...I will perm him..I WILL PERM HIM!!!

*Lex, referring to his recently conditioned and moisturized hair strands* What was I supposed to do? Just let them dry?

Lionel: Maybe...but there's more at stake here than our hair or the hair of those around us. When the world... When the world finds out what you can grow, it's gonna change everything; our... our shampoos, our notions of what it means to be fabulous... everything. You saw how Pete's mom reacted, right? She was scared, Lex.

Lex: Why?

Lionel: People are afraid of what they don't understand.

Lex: Is she right? Did God do this to me? Tell me!

 

[InJustice]

My father believed that if the world found out how my hair really looked, they'd reject me... out of ridicule. He was convinced that the world wasn't ready for my style. What do you think?

 

[roach]

*Lex, referring to his recently conditioned and moisturized hair strands* What was I supposed to do? Just let them dry?

Lionel: Maybe...but there's more at stake here than our hair or the hair of those around us. When the world... When the world finds out what you can grow, it's gonna change everything; our... our shampoos, our notions of what it means to be fabulous... everything. You saw how Pete's mom reacted, right? She was scared, Lex.



Lex: Why?



Lionel: People are afraid of what they don't understand.



Lex: Is she right? Did God do this to me? Tell me!

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

 

[mkilban2]

Just to throw another curveball in what has been a very random 35 pages of posts I just caught up on:

I would love to see a gay Batman or Superman!

I've stated my feelings on racial changes in various other threads (bring it on!) so I'm not planning on getting involved here, but I understand and respect all those who want things by the book. I think they're wrong but they're more than welcomed to think it lol.

 

[InJustice]

I think you might be opening up a can of worms...Prepare the flaming shield.

 

[ThePowerCosmic]

The Man of Feel and the D**k Knight?

 

[InJustice]

The Man of Feel and the D**k Knight?

 

[mkilban2]

I think you might be opening up a can of worms...Prepare the flaming shield.

Lol, there's only a page of the thread left. I might be safe.

 

[KillerMcQueen]

I think you might be opening up a can of worms...Prepare the flaming shield.

He's gonna need more than a simple flaming shield to protect him from that. And rightfully so since it singlehandedly removes Lois Lane and makes the whole Bruce/Robin thing extremely creepy.

 

[X Knight]

The Man of Feel and the D**k Knight?

 

[Mad Love]

Have yall seen this? Jesse Eisenberg makes this interviewer look like a fool.

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Gotta love his piercing wit. It's refreshing to see no special treatment being given.

 

[TheNextNolan22]

I ship SuperBat and CavFleck so I won't complain.