JLA vs. The X-men

JLA vs. The X-men

  • JLA

  • X-men


Results are only viewable after voting.
I see him more as a "doesn't even have to crap because he's that much better than you" kind of guy.
 
It's all downhill from here, Jplaya has posted.:(
 
It made less sense than his usual posts...if that was at all possible.
 
Plenty can stop Batman.

you obviously know nothing about batman

let me educate you with canon & facts

fact:
Batman is the greatest fighter/martial artist in the dc universe. He knows every form of martial arts and knows the seccret touch which causes instant death

canon:
In all of batmans fights you see him use an array of martial arts tactics and techniques that not only keep his opponents off balance but sharpens his skill in that particular fighting style. taijutsu, ninjitsu just to name a few


fact:
Batman is the 2nd greatest scientist in all of marvel and dc only behind reed richards. (Note people like dr strange, thanos, etc.. dont count. They're not human)

canon
Batman is often seen coming up with new formula's to fight toxins and poisons. He always has antidotes for joker gas and has hand made nitrogen bombs equipped in the batplane

fact:
Batman is the fastest human in the dc universe.

canon:
It was stated in canon that batman was moving faster than lightning.


fact:
Batman is the greatest battle strategist in the DC universe.

canon:
Give batman longer than 5 mins of prep and he wins 100% of the time unless its non canon. Examples include the superman fight in which he owned him in the specialized batsuit he created.




Canon over I hope you learned
 
you obviously know nothing about batman

You are the one who overestimates Batman and his capabilities.

let me educate you with canon & facts

Which are misinterpretations and obvious bias, which I shall correct.

fact:
Batman is the greatest fighter/martial artist in the dc universe. He knows every form of martial arts

Correction, Batman knows 127 different martial arts, and exactly that number last I read.

Karate Kid is the one who knows more martial arts than Batman, being from the future, and thus educated in martial arts that have yet to exist in the DCU 20th century.

and knows the seccret touch which causes instant death

Batman: The Animated Series. Cartoon adaption.

canon:
In all of batmans fights you see him use an array of martial arts tactics and techniques that not only keep his opponents off balance but sharpens his skill in that particular fighting style. taijutsu, ninjitsu just to name a few

Taijutsu? Confusing Naruto and Batman here.

fact:
Batman is the 2nd greatest scientist in all of marvel and dc only behind reed richards.

1. It's arguable whether Reed is the 616's greatest scientific mind.

2. Also arguable in Batman's case. There's also Lex Luthor, Mr. Terrific, Brainiac 5 from LoSH, and others to consider in the field of sciene.

(Note people like dr strange, thanos, etc.. dont count. They're not human)

And again, you demonstrate your lack of comic book knowledge. Stephen Strange is definitely human.

canon
Batman is often seen coming up with new formula's to fight toxins and poisons. He always has antidotes for joker gas and has hand made nitrogen bombs equipped in the batplane

So?

fact:
Batman is the fastest human in the dc universe.

Seems like someone forgot about the Flash.

canon:
It was stated in canon that batman was moving faster than lightning.

1. No following sonic boom.

2. Batman/Daredevil. Part of the DC/Marvel Crossover. Non-canon.

3. Hyperbole.

fact:
Batman is the greatest battle strategist in the DC universe.

Deathstroke is said to be the best tactician on the planet.

canon:
Give batman longer than 5 mins of prep and he wins 100% of the time unless its non canon. Examples include the superman fight in which he owned him in the specialized batsuit he created.

1. Prep-time is dependant on resources available.

2. I can name several dozen characters that can defeat Batman even with prep-time and all the resources he has in his Batcave.

3. Dark Knight Returns is non-canon.

Canon over I hope you learned

I learned how biased and ignorant you are about actual comic book fact regarding Batman.
 
Don't bother, he does this just out of some twisted, ignorant kind of fun. There's no sense in you becoming the next Nosebleed and getting so caught up in the debate that you essentially commit board suicide (get yourself banned by posting inadequate material so the offending thread gets deleted).
 
It's all downhill from here, Jplaya has posted.:(

Oh I couldn't disagree more.

you obviously know nothing about batman

let me educate you with canon & facts

fact:
Batman is the greatest fighter/martial artist in the dc universe. He knows every form of martial arts and knows the seccret touch which causes instant death

canon:
In all of batmans fights you see him use an array of martial arts tactics and techniques that not only keep his opponents off balance but sharpens his skill in that particular fighting style. taijutsu, ninjitsu just to name a few


fact:
Batman is the 2nd greatest scientist in all of marvel and dc only behind reed richards. (Note people like dr strange, thanos, etc.. dont count. They're not human)

canon
Batman is often seen coming up with new formula's to fight toxins and poisons. He always has antidotes for joker gas and has hand made nitrogen bombs equipped in the batplane

fact:
Batman is the fastest human in the dc universe.

canon:
It was stated in canon that batman was moving faster than lightning.


fact:
Batman is the greatest battle strategist in the DC universe.

canon:
Give batman longer than 5 mins of prep and he wins 100% of the time unless its non canon. Examples include the superman fight in which he owned him in the specialized batsuit he created.




Canon over I hope you learned

Clearly Jplaya's absence here has been spent in intensive training, tirelessly honing his skills until at last he emerged as a true master of the form, utterly in command of his craft and his art.

It's like watching a virtuoso create a symphony, or being invited to a storied winery to sample their private reserve.
 
Ok just felt like adding this, Batman vs wolverine bit. I think Batman would probably try and outlast Wolverine as fast as he could, until superman or flash saved him.
 
Ok just felt like adding this, Batman vs wolverine bit. I think Batman would probably try and outlast Wolverine as fast as he could, until superman or flash saved him.
Yeah, I could see Batman staving off an attack while waiting for someone else to clock Wolverine. Superman could certainly "clip his claws" so to speak.
 
Somewhere I saw a big debate on whether or not Adamantium could hurt Superman, your opinions?

And on another note - could Superman hurt Adamantium?
 
Unless adamantium is out of this world or magic (which I doubt on both occasions) I see no reason why it would hurt Superman. Still wouldn't matter especially with Supermans super speed.
 
It would be funny to see wolverine do a big berserker barrage towards superman and claw/rip/tear and then just see Superman looking at him.
 
Unless he used his super speed and strength to impale himself on Wolvie's claws.
 
Wolverine has never even displayed an ability to cut Colossus, so there's no way he stands a chance against Superman.
I love the X-men, but the JLA takes all those match ups. As a matter of fact Superman could just have the others watch while he hands the X-men their asses!:supes:
 
Wolverine has never even displayed an ability to cut Colossus, so there's no way he stands a chance against Superman.
I love the X-men, but the JLA takes all those match ups. As a matter of fact Superman could just have the others watch while he hands the X-men their asses!:supes:


The only Ace card the X-men have that is hard to counter is Phoenix Force. Which is why the match up might be a little leaned. If its just Jean Grey, the match up would be more fun to work on and script.

I'll be honest and say I've never read a ton of X-men. My niche comic is Green Lantern, anywho - quick question.

During the time where Jean Grey could harness the full power of the Phoenix was she still considered to be "Active" status with the X-men?
 
Somewhere I saw a big debate on whether or not Adamantium could hurt Superman, your opinions?

And on another note - could Superman hurt Adamantium?

Well, the thing you have to remember about Wolverine's claws is that it doesn't matter so much how tough they are, but how sharp they are. A really strong guy hitting Superman over the head with an adimantium pipe would do no more damage than the same guy hitting Superman over the head with a lead pipe. The only difference is that the adimantium pipe won't be damaged either. If Logan's claws are sharp enough, then yeah, he could probably hurt Superman. But I doubt they're sharp enough.
 
THat is also if Superman slows down so Wolverine could touch him

And question for The Question, what is a good graphic novel to get if there are any about the question
 
Wolverine has never even displayed an ability to cut Colossus, so there's no way he stands a chance against Superman.
I love the X-men, but the JLA takes all those match ups. As a matter of fact Superman could just have the others watch while he hands the X-men their asses!:supes:

You haven't read many X comics then.

It's always been cannon that Wolverine could cut collosus
 
And question for The Question, what is a good graphic novel to get if there are any about the question

None, sorry. But Q had a really sweet solo series in the early 90s. Go back issue hunting and you mind find some copies.
 
None, sorry. But Q had a really sweet solo series in the early 90s. Go back issue hunting and you mind find some copies.

Ya I started liking him and its a shame he really has no big stories for him oh well Time to go to the comic book store and hunt for em
 
Somewhere I saw a big debate on whether or not Adamantium could hurt Superman, your opinions?
Yes, but like anything else, it would require a force strong enough to penetrate his skin. Even if you hold a sharp object up to your skin with no pressure, it can't hurt you. Wolverine lacks the strength necessary to make his claws effective.
And on another note - could Superman hurt Adamantium?
Probably not, but who knows...Hulk has cracked it before.
 
Back
Top
monitoring_string = "afb8e5d7348ab9e99f73cba908f10802"