John McClane vs Jack Bauer.

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Who would win in a epic fight? And by epic, I mean by whatever means. It could be weapons, hand to hand combat, etc.

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I think...even through I've hardly seen any of 24...that Mr. McClane would win. He's defeated terrorists three times, now. He can take a licking and keep on ticking as seen in Die Hard: With An Vengeance.

Hey, I just ryhmed. Licking...Ticking. :yay::whatever::wow:
 
enterthemadness said:
He can take a licking and keep on ticking as seen in Die Hard: With An Vengeance.

Hey, I just ryhmed. Licking...Ticking. :yay::whatever::wow:
Gee, how long did it take you to come up with that one :whatever: :woot:
 
McClane hasn't done **** for the last 10 years. He's out of shape.
 
john mcclane got the **** kicked out of him, got shot, single handed killed a bunch of german terrorists (twice) and 2 well trained u.s. army commandos

jack bauer ain't got **** on him
 
John McClane

Number one, because McClane sounds like McBaine, and it's fun to imagine some angry guy just shouting McCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!

John McClane gets his ass kicked, runs around for a few hours, is very smart, and kills dozens of terrorists single handedly. And he has a sense of humour.

Jack Bauer hasn't got as good a sense of humour.
 
kainedamo said:
John McClane

Number one, because McClane sounds like McBaine, and it's fun to imagine some angry guy just shouting McCLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE!!

John McClane gets his ass kicked, runs around for a few hours, is very smart, and kills dozens of terrorists single handedly. And he has a sense of humour.

Jack Bauer hasn't got as good a sense of humour.
Neither does Batman, but Batman could kick John McClane's ass. *shrug*
 
Ronny Shade said:
Neither does Batman, but Batman could kick John McClane's ass. *shrug*


Hmmm...I don't know. I would have to think about that.

I made this poll for three days and already we are having a landslide victory for McClane. 11-6. :wow:
 
Bauer is not even in the same league as McClane.. the only other person that comes to mind that's in the same league is The Norris.
 
Hah, is this a joke? I love Bauer but McClane is too badass for words.
 
are you insane......
Bauer shot his mentor's wife in the leg to get him to talk...that's bad asssss right there
 
ANTHONYNASTI said:
Hah, is this a joke? I love Bauer but McClane is too badass for words.

It is the pure power of badass that will make McClane the winner.
 
John McClane, he is just too good. :up:
 

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