Jack Bauer vs Batman

[Spidey-Bat]

I'm an English bloke.

 

[Chev Chelios]

Not stereotypical English.

 

[Spidey-Bat]

You still got the bad teeth, right?

 

[Chev Chelios]

Nah, I take care of em. Straight too. Maybe I'll start drinking more, stop brushing/flossing and get into more bar fights to look something more like Shane McGowan when it comes to oral hygeine the day I no longer want to get laid.

 

[britrogue]

My loyalty goes with my TV Hero, Jack Bauer. Go Jack!

 

[Spoarz™]

Batman would win.

 

[MagicPrime]

...

 

[Poetic Chaos]

Batman has never lived a day like Jack Bauer. Let alone 5 days.

 

[MagicPrime]

Batman has never lived a day like Jack Bauer. Let alone 5 days.

I take it you never read Knightfall?

 

[Mentok]

Bauer cut a dudes head off with a hacksaw.

Batman has his sidekicks killed off when he gets bored with them.

Hmmm.....


Bauer wins.

 

[Fenrir]

Yeah. Jack Bauer died twice. Batman hasn't done anything like that.

Knightfall and DKR. Bats was kicking ass and taking names even when he was in a wheelchair and over 50 years old. Oh and he did die, after kicking Superman's ass to Kingdom Come enough to make him his ***** and have Supes come cry at his funeral. Only to come back to life and kick his ass again after a few years.

Took down the entire JLA full of metahumans with superpowers without even throwing a single batarang.

Jack Bauer doesn't stand a chance in hell against the god of preptime.

 

[Mentok]

Jack Bauer doesn't stand a chance in hell against the god of preptime.

Preptime is for punks

Bauer just does the God damed job, screw preptime.

 

[Fenrir]

Preptime is for punks

Then Bauer is about to get owned by a punk.

 

[MagicPrime]

I'm a big Keifer Sutherland fan, but I was never that impressed with 24.

 

[Mentok]

Then Bauer is about to get owned by a punk.

Lame comeback... You need Preptime

 

[Fenrir]

Lame comeback... You need Preptime

And you suck. Just like Jack Bauer.

Yeah, I need preptime.

 

[Mentok]

Bats has got all of it.

Ask Bauer for some of it after he kills Batman

Bauer is a nice man... He will give you some of it of you ask.

 

[Mentok]

And you suck. Just like Jack Bauer.

Yeah, I need preptime.

HAHAHA... You really need that preptime... I quoted you before you edited

I would post in white too but Im lazy

 

[November Rain]

Bruce will take it to the 25th hour and that's when jack's crack runs out....

 

[Fenrir]

HAHAHA... You really need that preptime... I quoted you before you edited

I would post in white too but Im lazy

Sweet pwnage.

 

[sithgoblin]

batmans suit is bulletproof. jack bauer would be killed quickly

His mouth is exposed. That's enough for Bauer.

 

[Avalanche]

I voted Jack, if only because I hate the argument that Batman can beat anyone with preptime.

Why does he get preptime? No one stipulated he would get preptime.

 

[Fenrir]

His mouth is exposed. That's enough for Bauer.

And Bauer who is completely exposed is not enough for the Batman?

 

[sithgoblin]

And Bauer who is completely exposed is not enough for the Batman?

Bauer would have shot him in the face before Batman even had time to reach for his utility belt, assuming he can even turn his head in that clunky costume...

 

[sithgoblin]

Why does he get preptime? No one stipulated he would get preptime.

Nope, and Jack would win simply because he is able to think as he goes like no one else. He doesn't NEED preptime.