Jack Bauer vs Batman

[The_Vision]

Jack Bauer

 

[White Honkey]

This is what happens to Jack Bauer when he tries to face Batman:

 

[Hunter Rider]

Jack Bauer

 

[LEX]

Jack Bauer, without question. NO prep time.

 

[Mister Sinister]

When Jack Bauer doss press-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

He also spawned Elisha Cuthbert.

 

[November Rain]

When Jack Bauer doss press-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down.

er...don't most people do this...

third law of newton, equal and opposite and all that crap...

 

[Chev Chelios]

To be fair a fight between Batman and Bauer would only happen if Batman were threatening America. Or Los Angeles.

 

[Socrates]

I can actually see that happening in one of those elseworld titles.

...

Do they even do elseworld stories anymore?

 

[Immortalfire]

Batman will beat Jack, then have his way with Elisha Cuthbert.

 

[Mentok]

This is what happens to Jack Bauer when he tries to face Batman:

Nope. Jack killed Batman. He is sad. Its that simple. Jack saw the bag floating in the wind and it reminded him of the time he and Batman went flying Kites together. He had to kill his friend Batman, but he still did it.



Ok, I need sleep

 

[Mentok]

I can actually see that happening in one of those elseworld titles.

...

Do they even do elseworld stories anymore?

They made Superman Returns Boom Tish!

 

[Sensi]

I think it would be up to if Jack got off a good shot first. Also Jack would just track him down as Bruce Wayne and end it in 24 hours * clock beeping*

 

[White Honkey]

J: Who are you working for?
B: What are you dense or something? You some kind of ******? I'm the goddamned Batman. I work for nobody.
J: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
B: Noone!
J: Sit down and shut up!
B: You want to get crazy?
J: I swear to god if I don't get some answers now...
B: SWEAR TO ME!

 

[Outsiderzedge]

I don't know anything about 24, but I do know that Batman can and will beat anyone.

 

[xwolverine2]

jack bauer got my pity vote

 

[Riven]

I thought Bauer was Batman

Don't tell anyone, but...

Spoiler

Bruce Wayne is Batman.

 

[Immortalfire]

Glad to see the Bat is still winning...as if there was any doubt.

 

[enterthemadness]

J: Who are you working for?
B: What are you dense or something? You some kind of ******? I'm the goddamned Batman. I work for nobody.
J: WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?
B: Noone!
J: Sit down and shut up!
B: You want to get crazy?
J: I swear to god if I don't get some answers now...
B: SWEAR TO ME!

HAHA, Batman owned Jack Bauer.

 

[Mr. Thing]

Bauer ain't got nothin' on Batman.

 

[Equint77]

I voted bauer out of spite.. I'm still pissed that people think Batman could beat Spider-man.

 

[bulok]

This is what happens to Jack Bauer when he tries to face Batman:

winner! LOL

 

[sinewave]

what's with all the keifer sutherland love? are we going to start worshipping other 80's stars who've made their return to hollywood prominence, like howie mandel or ted danson?

 

[sinewave]

batman kicks keifer sutherland's ace.

 

[amazingfantasy15]

Jack Bauer's paid the ultimate price for his country, twice, and lived to save the day again, Jack Bauer wins.

 

[Booster Gold]

Doesn't Bauer have more prep-time?